Mailbag

From: Peter Mensch

Subject: Re: More Wind Of Change Podcast

Date: June 8, 2026 at 4:58:32?PM PDT

That Winds of Change Podcast is a joke with the exception of the episode on Doc/Moscow Peace Festival which I found fascinating. Patrick Radden Keefe (one of if not the best non fiction writers out there) should be embarrassed. I’ve managed the Scorpions (pre Doc) and known them for 46 years…there is no chance anybody but Klaus wrote that song. 

The whole spirit and ethos of the song is completely Klaus’s personality…easily one of the nicest human beings on the plant (despite firing Cliff and myself…ha)

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From: Dennis Arfa

Subject: Re: Comedy Is Hot

Date: June 26, 2026 at 11:03:07?AM PDT

Bob,

Def Leppard does all size venues including stadiums. The reason for this mid-sized success was that they recently did a 12-show sold out residency at the Colosseum at Ceasars Palace in Las Vegas.

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From: Michael Dorf

Subject: Re: Comedy Is Hot

Date: June 26, 2026 at 4:53:30?AM PDT

Bob,

Yes, we have shifted to about 30% of our programming to comedy from what was single digit percentage pre-pandemic.  This is across all 10 of our cities, not just NY—all 350 seat rooms.   Comedy is connecting with our audience because it is some of the only truth people can connect with right now given the Orwellian world we are living in.  Hearing confirmation of the news, enjoying the sad irony of life’s truths with fellow humans in a room seems to be a great antidote for the millions of screens in our lives.   Comedians are not algorithms telling us what we want to hear, in fact, they make us uncomfortable as an anti-algorithm, opening our eyes to the funny reality of our times.  They have become more important than ever and connecting with our audiences.

Michael Dorf

CITY WINERY | FOUNDER & CEO

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From: Kevin Kiley

Subject: Re: New Music

Date: June 18, 2026 at 1:57:03?PM PDT

Made me think of this great Zappa interview…

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From: Stathis Panagiotopoulos

Subject: Re-Rush / Ritchie Blackmore

Date: June 17, 2026 at 5:20:50?AM PDT

Dear Bob,

I have been reading, enjoying and (mostly) agreeing with your letters for many years now, having been advised to follow you by Roger Glover of Deep Purple, who happens to be a dear friend.

I am also a big Rush fan, and I have a small bone of contention with Mike Bone’s recent letter : Ritchie Blackmore is definitely not a prick. He may not be the easiest fellow to work with, but he’s a really shy, smart, funny guy once you get to know him, plus he’s gotten much mellower in his old age.

Mike Bone has his facts wrong re: the photoshopped Rush sign : Rainbow’s label in 1978, Polydor Records, appropriated the photo (which was indeed taken at a Rush concert), changed the sign’s text to “Long Live Rock n’ Roll”, blacked out the fans’ t-shirts and used the “modified” photo in the inside gatefold of the “Long Live Rock n Roll” LP.

Blackmore had no idea until it was pointed out to him years later, and he wasn’t too pleased about it.

Just trying to set the record straight 🙂

Thanks for your work, please keep it up.

All the best from Greece,

Stathis Panagiotopoulos

A scuba diver.

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From: Barbara Barna Abel

Subject: Re: The Culture Club Movie

Date: June 15, 2026 at 7:13:40?AM PDT

Happy you wrote about this! I was Virgin Record’s first-ever college intern in London in 1983 (staffers shocked I was working for free would take me aside and insist “Richard’s exploiting you!”) It was a thrill to be there in the heyday of Culture Club (+ Human League and the 10th anniversary of Tubular Bells). George was a frequent, larger than life presence in the Vernon Yard offices but what’s truly memorable was how kind and respectful he was, without fail, to the receptionist, Lolly, and to his fans – girls just a little younger than me – who would gather outside. George would bellow, “American girl! Fetch me some records!” and I would dutifully scamper so he could sign them and give them away to the girls. Growing up with arena rock, I had never witnessed a performer behave this way towards his fans (I didn’t know any country artists at the time). I still happily have – and play – my original 12-inch of Do You Really Want to Hurt Me that the Epic college rep gave me.

best,

Barbara

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From: Paul Flattery

Subject: Re: Carl Wilson Playlist

Date: May 29, 2026 at 1:09:40?PM PDT

Great Carl Wilson playlist.

Back in 1989, my partner, director Jim Yukich, and I were doing a music video for “Somewhere Near Japan” – a chronically overlooked Beach Boys track IMO. Brian was shot in LA but we went to Florida to join the Beach Boys on tour to shoot their parts. They were all great to meet and work with. Being an accomplished musician himself, Jim always engaged the artists we shot about their music. When he asked Carl about the chord sequences for a track from his second solo album (“Youngblood” I guess), Carl lit up in excitement and said “I didn’t think anyone knew I did a second solo album!!”

A cool guy and under-appreciated talent as your playlist shows.

Paul Flattery

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From: Waddy Wachtel

Subject: Re: Playlist 2-Favorite Solo Song From A Band Member

Date: June 2, 2026 at 9:05:20?PM PDT

bob just a quick comment about leo..

i was in europe doing a show w a gal …

judi pulver she was in the band i moved to LA with… she sadly departed our realm recently and left a beautiful mark on do many whose lives she touched she was a very special lady

she got a solo deal and a short tour..

the most amazing part of the tour was we actually opened for Mott the Hoople.. so weird to have little band backing up a girl no one had heard of… in front this huge stage setup for Mott .. i loved “all the way to memphis” so i was blown away to be near them

.. i met ian then and im so happy to say we have collided over the years

saw him at a pArty after R&R hall of fame one night inNY.. he did “the only tray on o came to this party was cuz you were gonna be here!”  we traded phone numbers after grinning and i met trudi his lovely wife

it was a gas gas gas!!

i played on three songs of his latest records i was soooo honored  to do so!

love you ian!

blew me away that he asked  me to play!

back to leo… we were in germany doing one of those music shows and right before we did judi’s song .. all of a sudden on a tv monitor was the clown … and when he started to ring i was hypnotized ..”the show must go on”!!!!!! i almost couldn’t post judi’s font cuz i was so knocked out by leo

i played on his record he did w richard perry

and we have crossed paths a few wonderful times ..what a guy and WHAT A SINGER!!

love him…!! dynamite !!

good to be in touch again bob!!

xxx

waddy

w²:)

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From: paul clegg

Subject: Re: More Wind Of Change Podcast

Date: June 8, 2026 at 7:08:55?PM PDT

Bob

I cannot say anything about CIA influence merging with hard rock ballads but I can comment with authority on the FSO influence upon Gypsy Punk. Scariest moment of my life was at the ironically titled Creation of Peace Festival in Kazan, Russia. Midway through a Gogol Bordello set, a motorcade of military G Wagons pulled up backstage. A squad of FSO soldiers soon appeared side stage and their Captain proceeded to ask who was in charge and someone referenced him to me. This terrifying beast of a man then walked over and pointed his flyweight machine gun in the direction of my torso and simply said in broken English ‘band stop now’ We obviously complied and the moment the stage went silent,  the then ‘President’ of Russia – Dmitry Medvedev emerged from another of the vehicles, walked on-stage and gave an impromptu ten minute propaganda speech before the FSO troops cleared a huge space in the middle of the crowd so The Prez could go down and take pictures of himself dancing in the ‘fan zone’ As soon as the newly restarted song was finished, they all left as quick as they came. At least they didn’t ask the band to whistle any intro’s – that must be a CIA thing! Peculiarly, this was nowhere near the strangest thing that occurred on our many expeditions to the Wild Wild East! Bribing a visa agent with Britney tickets and an ill-fated show inside the Kremlin itself both spring to mind!

Dasvidaniya Comrade.

Paul Clegg

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From: Bob Cayne

Subject: Re: More Wind Of Change Podcast

Started writing the other night but I’m traveling.  Glad someone else replied, I don’t need to be anonymous but I’ll admit one step removed from this gibberish.

I worked for Doc very frequently from 1988-1994.  Did 3 Scorpions tours, BJ New Jersey and was in Moscow in 1989.

I distinctly remember Doc talking to the Band and Klaus and Rudolf going on and on “Doc, listen to this song, listen to this song” while they played it over the telephone.

While anything might be possible, this whole CIA thing sounds like bullsh*t sandwich w crappola on top.   And Doc being Doc, I’ll just guess that he could be on that podcast thinking “I won’t deny, or confirm…” just to see what happens and amuse himself.

Just noting Doc’s mantra “If you’re not the Lead Dog, the view is always the same.”

PS – the stadium was packed with almost as many soldiers as fans.  Ozzy and Scorps stole the show and when Scorpions started laying it down, I saw multitudes of soldiers just rocking their asses off.

That was a moment.

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From: tom werman

Subject: Re: Doc McGhee

Date: June 9, 2026 at 7:12:54?AM PDT

Bob,

While it may be true that Motley Crue “never got respect”,

at least 5 of their songs are “evergreens” and are still

in regular rotation at classic rock stations (“Home Sweet Home”, “Kickstart My Heart”,

“Girls Girls Girls” and several others).

I know little of Doc McGhee’s pre-Motley Crue history, and even less about the Russia gig — but managing, controlling, directing, promoting, safeguarding, booking, defending and bailing out Motley Crue required a load of patience, perseverance and creativity. Doc is a smart, resourceful, generous and wonderfully entertaining guy, successfully shepherding these “bad boys” whose reputation was accurate.

Of the more than 30 managers I worked with, Doc was the one who achieved the almost impossible.

Tom Werman

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From: Stephen Knill

Subject: Re: Comedy Is Hot

Date: June 25, 2026 at 9:31:18?PM PDT

In the mid 90’s I managed the Miller beer sponsorships of two Nashville based acts, Brooks & Dunn and Jeff Foxworthy. Jeff was sponsored by Red Dog Beer, one of the countless that just didn’t make it. Foxworthy was hilarious, saying every night on stage about the beer, “ That Dog Can Hunt. He shilled.

I was talking to Ronnie Dunn once, (on their bus I think,) about Foxworthy, and Ronnie, half serious,  felt he needed to share a comparison about their different lives on the road. He said something like, “I’ve got 20 trucks, and a crew of 50 out their riding buses from show to show and Jeff gets up at home in Nashville, gets driven to the private airport, lands, goes to his hotel. Then he is chauffeured to the gig, has a snack in his dressing room, goes on stage talks for however long his show was, goes back to the hotel gets up and repeats. In short hop situations, he went home after the gig and and started all over. Dunn said something like “ Look at the money he gets to keep without all  those costs. I want to be a comedian and lose all this stuff. He was joking but kind of serious. Ronnie is actually funny enough to be one and Kix not too far behind him.  No wonder comedians are in the top of the Pollstar charts and, keeping much more bank than the music acts at the same level. Who are the smart ones now?

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From: Bob Cayne

Subject: Re: More Wind Of Change Podcast

Started writing the other night but I’m traveling.  Glad someone else replied, I don’t need to be anonymous but I’ll admit one step removed from this gibberish.

I worked for Doc very frequently from 1988-1994.  Did 3 Scorpions tours, BJ New Jersey and was in Moscow in 1989.

I distinctly remember Doc talking to the Band and Klaus and Rudolf going on and on “Doc, listen to this song, listen to this song” while they played it over the telephone.

While anything might be possible, this whole CIA thing sounds like bullsh*t sandwich w crappola on top.   And Doc being Doc, I’ll just guess that he could be on that podcast thinking “I won’t deny, or confirm…”

just to see what happens and amuse himself.

Just noting Doc’s mantra “If you’re not the Lead Dog, the view is always the same.”

PS – the stadium was packed with almost as many soldiers as fans.  Ozzy and Scorps stole the show and when Scorpions started laying it down, I saw multitudes of soldiers just rocking their asses off.

That was a moment.

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From: johnny daredevilproduction.com 

Subject: Re: New Music

Date: June 19, 2026 at 12:33:36?PM PDT

Bob,

YOU ARE 1,000% CORRECT!!

When you look at the fundamentals of marketing 101, Reach & Frequency, the problem that labels are having breaking new music is obvious…

Repetition.  Repetition.  Repetition.

There isn’t enough repetition in their promo strategies to break an egg, much less an artist.

The Spotify playlists are long.  The average Streams/Listener metric for an emerging artist on a playlist is 1.3 to 1.5.  Everyone wants to conflate streaming numbers with promotion and market success, which was the truth with radio spins, but that’s not the case for streaming numbers on emerging artists.  If an emerging artist gets 10,000 streams, the 1.3 to 1.5 streams/listener metric shows that 7,500 heard the song once and around 2,500 people heard it twice.  If they get on a bigger playlist and amass 100k streams, they’re making 10x the money but with the exact same, horrendous market penetration…75k heard the song once, and 25k heard it twice. Same for an even bigger playlist that generates 1 million streams…750k heard the song once and 250k heard it twice. More streams doesn’t mean “more popular” or “more market penetration”.

The artist gets more money, but nobody has a relationship with the song.  It’s going to take A LOT more repetition to make that song memorable for the consumer.

It’s astonishing to me to watch the dichotomy in the fundamental marketing strategies between a major label’s approach to promoting a radio single vs. a digital promotion.

Radio Single

They open the purse strings for at least 6-9 months.

They know it’s a grind

They push to get adds

Then push for rotation to create repetition

Then push for heavier rotation to increase repetition

They know it takes time to develop the drive and that single will stay on the radio playlists for months on end.

They move the ball enough each week to “get a new set of downs”

Digital Promo

They stroke a $50k-$100k check

If it doesn’t go viral in 2 weeks, it’s a failure.

Where’s the repetition?

Where are the marketing fundamentals?

Where’s the GRIND?

Bob, imagine an artist or artist’s management berating their label’s radio promo team because the single has been out for 2 weeks and they’re not #1, they’re not famous yet.  That’s laughable, yet this is exactly how labels manage promotion on digital platforms.

Everybody still remembers the massive singles “Fancy Like” and “Old Town Road” because they broke on TikTok.  The details on how they broke were because of UGC dance content…but the fundamentals of why they broke, and why we’ll never forget them is REPETITION.  How many times did a consumer hear these song hooks as they swiped through endless TikTok posts of people dancing?  Repetition is the key.

How is it that these brilliant label promo people will budget and tirelessly work a radio single, an effort that is firmly anchored in the fundamentals of marketing, and completely ignore these same fundamentals on the digital platforms?

On the surface it doesn’t make sense…until you realize nobody working at a major label wants to see a successful digital promotion and CERTAINLY nobody at a major a label wants to see digital promotion success become as repeatable and reliable as radio was BECAUSE THEY’D BE OUT OF A JOB.

It’s simple. They all have mortgages, car payments, and college tuitions to pay for.

It’ll play out just like the taxicab companies. Yellow Cab was probably the most recognized livery brand on the planet in 2014. They could’ve spent 1/10th of the money they wasted trying to eliminate Uber, on adapting by creating their own app and competing.  Now they’re irrelevant.

The rank & file at the labels behave the same way…they aggressively shun all things digital instead of embracing the massive upside…

Whoever owns the traffic, rules the road.

That’s the credo for the digital age.

If you think about it, that was the credo for the radio age too…The labels had the supreme power to put an artist on the radio and take an artist off the radio.  They OWNED the traffic…or at least access to the traffic and that domination manifested itself in crappy record deals because the artists didn’t have a choice.  They had to play ball or not play at all.

But now the music business is literally the last vertical on the planet that still doesn’t know who their customer is.  The artists do; but they don’t do anything about it.  The DSPs do but they don’t own the traffic. Nobody goes to Spotify for Spotify, they go for Jay-Z, Van Halen, U2, etc..  In a 2020 NYT article, Jimmy Iovine said, “Hail to the artists, your time has finally come. It’s no longer the artist’s problem to worry about making more money for the label or the DSP. It’s the label’s problem and the DSP’s problem to worry about better serving that artist”.

This is true because the artists own the traffic. The power and reality of this was brilliantly demonstrated by Taylor Swift during her Master Recordings vs Taylor’s Version debacle with Scooter Braun. Who won that one?

The labels will never have the leverage over artists they once had, but they could adapt and reposition themselves to break new talent digitally and build up caverns of consumer data that could be very lucrative.

Can you imagine how many email addresses an artist like Blake Shelton, U2, Taylor Swift, Jay-Z, or Ariana Grande would get if they offered a free download of a new song?  Thank you for making me feel like a rockstar, I have a gift for you…you can only get this gift by going to this website and telling me where to send it”.

How easy would it be for a label to break an artist if they had the millions of email addresses from their top selling artists?  Email is practically free when compared to the cost of a P1 radio single promotion.

Digital is MORE EFFICIENT!

A #1 on radio used to be a bankable metric of market penetration.  When the Whitesnake 87 record came out, “Still of the Night” was the leadoff single, and it went Top 40.  That was enough for Coverdale to leave the support slots and embark on a headlining tour.  When they released “Here I Go Again”, it went to #1 on radio for like 14 to 16 weeks!  Coverdale RENEGOTIATED his deal with the promoters and the promoters were willing to negotiate because BOTH SIDES KNEW they were gonna sell more tickets!

That’s what I mean by “bankable”.

Radio wasn’t the “magic” that happened in a marketplace to take an unknown, shy, singer-songwriter and break him, turning him into Bruce Springsteen; an iconic artist that sells albums and tickets (and creates a catalog the labels are still living off of).  Radio delivered the magic, Bob. The actual magic was market penetration and market penetration happens from REPETITION.

Can you imagine having a #1 single on radio and knowing who heard it? Who Liked it? Who didn’t like it?

You can achieve market penetration on digital for pennies compared to what it costs on radio.

You instantly get ROI (Return Of Information) with data on who likes the single. Who doesn’t like the single. Who might like the single but isn’t ready to come into the market yet…and you can adjust your budget accordingly, only spending the money to create the repetition necessary to achieve market penetration on consumers that you KNOW are liking it.

Bob, I haven’t had a broadcast TV hookup in my home for the last decade. If you set the VERY new subscription + ad business models aside for the sake of my point, that’s the last time I saw a tampon commercial. They KNOW I’m not a buyer!  The feminine product manufacturers spend exactly ZERO DOLLARS and ZERO SECONDS marketing their product to someone who isn’t a buyer.

That’s a crazy and massively lucrative concept when you compare it to the label’s obsession with radio promo today.  Universal will spend about $1 million per single to take every Luke Bryan song to #1 on radio.  Luke is a huge star, but not everyone listening to country music radio is a Luke Bryan fan. This means that Universal is regularly spending massive amounts of money to put their product in front of people they know don’t like him…when you’re an artist at the top of the food chain like Bryan, the juice is worth the squeeze for Universal. But when you’re a new artist, that means a very short runway.

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From: Lincoln Myerson

Subject: Re: Hi from Lincoln

Date: May 22, 2026 at 2:42:58?AM PDT

Hi Bob-

Ya know… life on the other side of the world… it’s pretty damn good!

It’s a quieter life to be sure. And I do miss the copious live music

intake that I enjoy in LA… and the after-show hangs. I miss that a

lot.

 

And family and friends. My social circle is waaay smaller over here.

But I don’t miss the low-level despair that I experience when I return

to LA and see my people. My sister lost her home in the Eaton fire. My

best friend lost his home in the Palisades. I have in total 10 friends

who lost their homes last year. They’re grieving still. Life is too

expensive and every day is an assault on their psyche.

Life is expensive here, believe me. But I’m not seeing or feeling the

despair. I have it good. I’m still madly in love. I hit the jackpot

with Helena.

 

We own a house and it’s paid for. We have a dog—first time I’ve had a

dog since I was about 9. I’m working in a vintage guitar store. I make

decent bread.

 

Health insurance is basically free. Last year I had some kidney stones

and I spent a day in the hospital, with a few doctors, got a CT scan,

a bunch of tests… total cost—$12. Twelve bucks! And get this—I met

an agent at a party and she started booking me in a few TV shows and

commercials—my American accent is a niche commodity it seems—and I

just finished a commercial directed by Taika Waititi (!) playing a…

politician! Go figure!

 

Oh and it truly is a beautiful country. My boiler plate joke: This

place makes Yosemite look like Culver City.

And the people are cool.

 

I had this conversation with a Kiwi some time ago. He says America was

founded on the premise of religious freedom (actually he says the

settlers wanted freedom to religiously persecute, but I digress!).

That’s what’s baked into the American DNA: Freedom. Any grifter in the

states can make a buck by throwing the word Freedom ® in front of

whatever they’re selling and there’s a minimum of 2 million folks who

will buy it sight unseen. He’s not wrong.

 

New Zealand, he says, was settled by small farmers who lost their

farms to British land barons—essentially corporate farming—and left to

find a fairer deal. So what’s baked into the Kiwi DNA is fairness. And

you can feel it. Fairness is the guiding principle amongst the folks

here for the most part and it shows up in everyday society, and that

was a refreshing adjustment for me to get used to. Folks are pretty

straight up and do what they say they’ll do. No one flakes on sh*t

over here. They have a great relationship to work/life balance. I

don’t really see any grind culture here. People are polite and laid

back and unpretentious for the most part.

 

But I will say this. The attitude toward the US has cooled. Trump used

to be seen as a funny clown who bemused the folks over here. The drunk

uncle at the party who says inappropriate stuff to the host. Now he’s

the asshole who wrecked the global economy. There is a recession here

and the tariffs hit hard and gas is just over $7/gal and this country

is a poor country. Our economy is basically farming. People are

getting squeezed and they blame the US.

When folks ask where I’m from, I say California.

The government took a rightward turn last election and the general

consensus is they’ll be run out of town in the upcoming election in

November. We’ll see. Fingers crossed. They are borrowing from the

Trump playbook and running on culture war nonsense because the economy

is in the sh*tter on their watch.

 

But enough of that.

 

You should come over sometime, Bob. Life is good here. We’re flipped

in the southern hemisphere so it’s winter now, and as a skier, you’ll

enjoy the South Island this time of year. Queenstown is the Aspen of

NZ—it’s where Peter Thiel and the billionaires are building their

bunkers, so there’s that, unfortunately. To be honest, the powder

isn’t world-class, but the scenery is truly amazing and it is pretty

otherworldly down there. And if you find yourself in Auckland, to the

north, look me up and I’ll show you around. I know a guy.

Well, this turned out longer than I expected. I had planned on a quick

reply and here we are, a full letter later. How about that?

Hope you’re doing ok. I read most of your letters but miss a few along

the way. Not sure if I’m up to speed on your health issues, but I hope

they’re looking better and that you are alright.

Take care of yourself, and as always, I look forward to reading what comes next.

 

Lincoln

 

PS—I saw the Split Enz reunion here. They’re the friggin’ Beatles of

New Zealand (there are postage stamps of their album covers. They are

truly beloved). And man, let me tell you, that band in this country

for a long-awaited reunion? No hyperbole—one of their best shows I’ve

seen in YEARS!

 

I was a casual fan… I knew their hits that got played on KROQ when I

was a 20-something… but their catalogue is deep. It goes back to

1974 when they were a prog/art rock band in the mold of ELP and the

early Tubes, if you can believe it, and I am really enjoying

discovering them for myself after all these years. They’re touring

Australia now and if the Finn brothers can keep from killing each

other, they might take this show to the states and you absolutely

should see them if they do.

 

PPS—Sparks play tomorrow. Can you believe I’ve never seen this band?

Neither can I!

Comedy Is Hot

So I’m looking through the midyear issue of “Pollstar” and there’s a chart for “Venues With Capacities Of 5,000 Or Less.”

Now if you’re a dedicated follower of the main “Pollstar
chart (if not fashion), you know it tends to be dominated by the usual suspects, mostly acts with years under their belts, playing big buildings. But it’s the smaller venues where acts break, so that’s why I was interested.

And I’d be lying if I told you I knew every act who appeared.

Now let’s be clear, these are not anomalies. This is a six month chart, you needed to do consistent business in order to triumph.

So starting with the 2,001-5,000 capacity venues…

Number one is Jerry Seinfeld, which is not surprising.

But I’d be lying if I told you I knew number two, Subtronics. Turns out he’s a deejay. That’s a world unto itself, based on word of mouth, a veritable underground scene when it comes to mainstream publicity. But people want to party. So, they’ll come to see the deejay du jour, in numbers.

#3 was Bert Kreischer, not exactly my cup of tea, but he’s a well-known comedian.

#4 Another act I had not heard of, Josiah Queen. Google tells me he’s a Christian contemporary artist, and that’s a world unto itself even more than deejays/EDM, one that would not normally fly on my radar screen.

#5 was Def Leppard. This act goes out seemingly every summer, I didn’t think they were even playing buildings this small. They represent an era, good for them.

#6 Mannheim Steamroller. An annual holiday event (this chart runs from November 13, 2025 to May 13, 2026).

#7 K40S. Now the funny thing is if you Google you end up getting results about a Xiaomi smartphone, they fill the entire first page. K40S, who I was unaware of, turns out to also be an EDM artist, but you have to Google ” K40S music” to discover this, the act doesn’t even have a Wikipedia page, never mind press, but they pulled in in excess of 3,000 people an evening, for a nightly gross of $142,412, and that’s not chump change.

#8 At this point legendary comedian Jim Gaffigan.

#9 Michael McIntyre, another person I’d never heard of. Turns out he’s a British comedian, and he’s 50!

#10 Josh Johnson, another comedian.

So if you’re doing the math, five of the ten highest grossing acts in what we used to call theatres are COMEDIANS!

Whoa, whoa, whoa… How about all those acts in the Spotify Top 50, aren’t they supposed to be driving the culture, isn’t music everything?

NOPE!

Now if you’re on social media…

On my TikTok and Instagram Reels I get a plethora of comedy clips. And in about two-thirds of the cases, I’ve never heard of the person. And almost all of them are funny to a degree. But I’m thinking how competitive it is. Anyone can do it, kinda like music, but building a fan base and earning a living?

Now comedy acts complain, that’s part of their routine, including about the travel and club owners, but I never encounter anyone protesting that they’re being screwed by the system, that they’re entitled to attention and a living, that’s the domain of “musicians.” How can the perspectives be so different? They both live and die on attention, and that delivers remuneration. And to make it in comedy, you must work live. I don’t see people posting clips from their bedrooms, sans audience. You’ve got to get out there. But there are a ton of people who make music who never work live, they can’t get the gigs.

Then again, there are fewer places to play.

But does that have something to do with the music?

I’d say so. People are willing to pay for entertainment, but it seems to be comedians who they want to see. And a comedian can’t bomb on a regular basis or they will no longer be able to work, they’ve got to succeed most of the time.

The bottom line is comedy has usurped music’s spot on the bleeding edge.

Sure, there are chains of clubs, and Netflix specials, but it’s still the wild west compared to music. In music everyone rails on about the labels and Live Nation and Ticketmaster, but in comedy, the acts know they must earn their success.

And I see the equivalent of open mic videos on social media. There are a slew of people who will do standup locally, but won’t go any further, because the response is not solid enough and they’re not willing to do the work. And you have to do the work if you’re a comedian. Even if you theoretically purchased your material, that’s only half of it, you need to know how to deliver it.

And comedians know no bounds, they’re unafraid, they don’t go on stage worried about alienating sponsors, they don’t think of clothing lines, they’re selling their identities, anything that compromises their identity will ultimately hit their bottom line, shortening their career.

If you want the truth, you go see a comedian.

That’s rarely the main feature in music. How could it be, with the music made by committee? Comedians are singular.  You need to have a personality and a point of view to have any success at all.

The bottom line here is the numbers do not lie, the public is responding.

And when you go down the chart to smaller buildings, comedians continue to punch above their weight.

It’s not like comedy is new, but fifty years ago when it came to hip comedians you had George Carlin and…maybe Robert Klein. And a bunch of Borscht Belt hangovers.

This is not the comedy of yore.

It’s comedians who are skewering politicians, and the excesses of the public too. That’s part of the act, ridiculing nincompoops with a profile and things that just don’t make sense. This is not Fox vs. MSNow, there’s not an underlying corporate agenda, comedians are outsiders, commenting on the happenings of the day and life in general. Sure, they want to get paid, but they harbor no dream of  going inside and taking over the jobs of the people they’re making fun of. Scratch that, we did have Al Franken, but you get what I mean.

In other words, comedy has usurped music’s power. And it’s so hot that it’s getting wannabes to participate. It’s exciting and it’s anything but fake.

And there’s no equipment and entourage necessary, if you make it, costs are low and you get paid quite handsomely.

But you’ve got to be good.

No, you’ve got to be GREAT! And competition is fierce, upping everybody’s game.

And the public is riveted. 

Seasons of Wither

1

I bought “Get Your Wings” because I bought Aerosmith’s first album.

I mean you only had to hear “Dream On” once. And I’m not sure if it was the first time I heard it driving my ’63 Chevy convertible from UMass Amherst back up to Middlebury, but I specifically do remember hearing it that brisk fall day, with the top down  (wearing my corduroy jacket, something that no one owns in Los Angeles, not a sport coat but a heavier jacket worn for warmth).

I’d like to tell you I loved Aerosmith’s debut, but it was middling, not great. I was surprised they covered “Walkin’ the Dog,” I always disliked that Rufus Thomas track, however after going to Memphis and learning more about Rufus the script has been flipped, I now realize how great Rufus was, but I’d still like to know what inspired him to wear short shorts on stage.

But I played that initial Aerosmith LP.

Sometimes you purchased an album for a track and there was nothing anywhere close to as good on the rest of the record, then it was one and done. But if you played it and liked it, you bought the follow-up. Like I purchased “Tarkus,” but after that I was done with ELP. However, I do love “Welcome Back My Friends,” even though I know that’s not the name of the song, but once you’re invested in an artist, you never let go. Then again, I still can’t forgive Rod Stewart for those “American Songbook” records…

Anyway, I was a bit skeptical of “Get Your Wings” because of its black and white cover. Especially after color on the first. I was always worried it was a cost-saving measure. From a label that didn’t really want to believe.

And although “Dream On” got airplay, ultimately becoming legendary years later, Aerosmith was far from America’s Rolling Stones at this point, they were not well-known, they did not have a legion of rabid fans.

So I purchased “Get Your Wings” without hearing a single song on it, it was positively fresh. I dropped the needle and heard…

“Same Old Song and Dance.”

Well, that was disappointing. Not because it was bad, but because it was the opening cut, and that’s usually where acts placed their strongest songs. So if this was the top…

But then came my absolute favorite Aerosmith song, “Lord of the Thighs.”

Now this is not like “No More No More,” my second favorite Aerosmith track, from the subsequent year’s “Toys in the Attic.” That album was Aerosmith’s breakthrough.

By 1975…

Every burg had an FM rock station. It was the culture and soul of America. And when you’d made it there, you’d made it everywhere.

But in 1974… At that late date, FM was still building, and not everybody was paying attention to Aerosmith, so even at this late date, I don’t think most people know “Lord of the Thighs.”

“Down  to who knows who just to socialize

I’m waiting for my girls when you caught my eyes”

David Krebs, the band’s manager during this era, told me you can’t write lyrics like this anymore, that social mores have changed and have excised an entire slice of music, now seen as misogynistic.

Funny if you think about it. The raw sexuality of rock, which if it even exists today is in driving, forceful metal, is no longer a feature of mainstream music. Unless it’s sung by a woman. Our genes haven’t changed, our desires are still there, but it’s taboo for men to sing about them and own them.

But back in the dark ages…

That was one of the draws of Aerosmith, they were dark, they were raw, they hadn’t sold out. Bands like this don’t exist today. Right after they form they’re looking for sponsorships, to become brands, business is as important, if not more important, than the music. The acts want to get RICH!

Not that no one wanted to make money back in the seventies. But there was more to it, the lifestyle, being an outsider, making your own hours, not having to work a 9 to 5…

And the power of this music drew people to you, and in this pre-smartphone camera era, this meant a lot of sex. And drugs too. You were outlaws. In some cases even if you sang soft rock. That’s what the Eagles’ “Desperado” is all about.

And believe me, Aerosmith was selling sex. It’s the essence of a great frontman.

Now the truth is “Lord of the Thighs” could never cross over to AM. As a matter of fact, by time we got to 1975, rock stations on the FM dial had been codified, they wanted to only play hits, and they didn’t go too deep on albums. And this was 1974!

And after ‘Lord of the Thighs” came “Spaced,” which was a tear that defies categorization. “Spaced” sounds like a rock band shot out of a rocket towards Earth, not away. Definitely an alien feel.

And then comes “Woman of the World.”

There’s that drum beat, and then that guitar figure and then Tyler comes in…

“Well she’s a woman of the world

And god she knows it”

This was the flip side of the equation, instead of male domination, this was putting the woman on a pedestal.

For all the men who think they’re god’s gift, most see themselves as underdogs, they’ve got to psyche themselves up to make an effort, bridge the gap, interact with a woman, especially a woman like this.

“She’ll turn my head every time she shows it”

Wow. What a first side! It was direct, to the point, the following three tracks were better than “Same Old Song and Dance.” They delivered. And the sound was richer than it was on the first LP, more full-bodied.

Credit Jack Douglas.

I don’t want to say too many negative things about Adrian Barber, but he missed the target on the first Allman Brothers album too. The songs were there, but the band needed Tom Dowd to nail their sound, to get it exactly right.

Now to be honest, I played the first side of “Get Your Wings” much more than the second.

“S.O.S. (Too Bad)” had a directness that resonated. But I couldn’t quite understand why they covered “Train Kept a Rollin’,” it wasn’t that obscure, why take up the space?

Now their version of “Train Kept a Rollin'” was really good, but it’s hard not to see the Yardbirds’ take as definitive, even though Aerosmith’s take was an extended one.

2

Now “Get Your Wings” was released during the spring of 1974, just before I graduated from college. And before I began my drive cross-country, in search of a job in Alta, Utah just after Labor Day, I put the album on cassette for the ride. And I played it plenty. And the following spring, in May of 1975, at Mammoth Mountain in California, I turned my newfound buddies on to the record, I knew they were hooked when Hooker stole the cassette to provide music while they practiced their flips.

Although having played the first side so many times before I began my excursion across the nation, I was not as familiar with the second. Meaning I played it, but I didn’t know the song titles, I didn’t bother to write those down on the cassette J-card (funny how I used pencil, in case I wanted to erase the cassette and record something new on it).

So when Robert told me he was hoping Aerosmith played “Seasons of Wither” when they opened the House of Blues on our birthday in 1994, I wasn’t exactly sure what song he was talking about.

And believe me, seeing an arena band up close and personal in a club, there’s nothing like it. And then Aerosmith launched into a number whose intro I knew by heart, and Robert elbowed me and smiled.

Yes, I realized, THIS WAS SEASONS OF WITHER!

And the thing is it sounds like winter, with the wind blowing, as if composed in a darkened room, alone, safe from the elements, but feeling them nonetheless.

And the verses convey the mood evidenced in the words, i.e. “woe is me.”

But the thing about “Seasons of Wither” is it gains energy as the song progresses. It builds and builds.

Such that despite starting off quietly, by the end Tyler and the band are amped up…

“Ooh, woe is me, I feel so badly for you

Ooh, woe is me, I feel so badly for you in time

Bound to lose your mind

Live on borrowed time

TAKE THE WIND RIGHT OUT OF YOUR SAIL”

And the track doesn’t fade out, it does move on, like the wind blowing into the wilderness and…

The song ends and you’re still thinking, you’re still contemplating.

3

Now Aerosmith went on to be gigantic, America’s Stones, as referenced above, before they imploded. And then suddenly reappeared years later under the guidance of Tim Collins and John Kalodner.

And the first Geffen LP, “Done With Mirrors,” didn’t resonate with the public, despite being produced by Ted Templeman.

But Templeman’s sound was a bit different, cleaner than what Aerosmith was purveying. And when the band hooked up with Bruce Fairbairn the magic was completely recaptured, the latter day run began, in an era where if it didn’t work at first, you didn’t abandon it, you stayed with it.

And now Adrian Barber is not the only one gone.

But Jack Douglas too.

And the House of Blues on Sunset.

And Robert.

Seasons of Wither indeed.

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