Tony Hawk Pulls A Josh Freese

From: Bill Silva
Subject: tony hawk

Don’t know if you follow him on twitter, hilarious, topical, friendly, full of heart.  Check this one…

Borrowing an idea from @joshfreese, I came up with some personalized & dream experiences to benefit THF. http://www.tonyhawkexperien…about 5 hours ago from Tweetie

Skateboarding with Tony Hawk?

I love Josh Freese, but most people would say WHO?

But Tony Hawk is a veritable legend, with more cred than most music stars.  He doesn’t need the money, which is why he’s donating it to charity.  WHERE ARE THE ACTS?

The book publishing business has got it all wrong.  It’s like no one there ever listened to a record.  They should start selling collectible books!  The $50 version, on special paper, with a foil cover.  For $100, the author signs it.  Another two hundred bucks and you get a phone call!

But no, they’d rather argue with Amazon, keeping books from Kindles

That didn’t work too well for the music business, trying to get everybody to buy CDs.  By time they authorized iTunes, there’d already been four years of P2P theft.

But what truly flummoxes me is how the musical acts have not picked up on this.  Fuck I Love All Access, truly give me access!  Give me one night with my favorite rock star!  What’s that worth, A MILLION?

Okay, that’s the ultimate rock fantasy, sleeping with the star.  Why not charge for the privilege!  Forget suing bloggers who leak new albums, go where the real money is.

This fad is not going to last forever.  The audience is going to burn out on these overpriced fantasies.  But since someone in the music business created the idea, how come other acts are not following up?

No act’s too big.  U2 doesn’t sell out every stadium seat.  And neither does Paul McCartney.  All those labels asking for 360 degrees of revenue, why aren’t you innovating?  You want more rights just so you can sit on them?  That’s why you don’t want to be with the major label, you can’t INNOVATE!  Trent Reznor broke free and now he’s on the cutting edge, with more cred and better word of mouth than he had with Interscope.  Never mind making a ton of money.

What the public wants is access.  They want to be your friend.  Why are you keeping your distance?  They’re gonna pay and be happy!

This is like mashups, the window is going to be very brief, less than a year.  Why are we letting those in other industries capitalize on our idea?

That’s what’s wrong with the music business.  It’s not cutting edge.  And until it is, until someone dreams up the equivalent of an iPhone and or an App Store, music will continue to be a second class citizen.  Music used to drive the culture.  Now it follows it.

WHAT’S HOLDING ACTS BACK?

Social Networking

Too many people believe a social network is something you invade to spread the word on your band.  The goal is not to ride on the back of someone else’s social network, but to create your own.

We want to belong.  That’s why MySpace blew up and Twitter too.  The sense of community.  Facebook is a bit different.  It’s about building upon the community you’ve already got, keeping the bonds strong, or getting back to where you once belonged, rekindling old connections.  Big media corporations are fascinated by these social media entities, they’re trying to uncover how to leverage them financially.  But, a band’s goal is a bit different.  Facebook communities don’t want you invading them.  Nothing’s worse than having your party crashed by unwanted people or messages.  We get to select who we want to follow on Twitter, and as soon as you start hyping something, indicating you’re being paid to send the message, we unfollow you.  And MySpace? MySpace is history.

So, when you sit in those marketing meetings, when you’re at home dreaming of a way to blow yourself up, don’t think about harnessing yourself to someone else’s rocket.  The key is to create your own rocket!

In other words, Facebook and Twitter, all social networks are tools.  They’re not MTV, wherein you air one video and everybody sees it and you’re on a rocket to the moon.  They’re certainly not radio, wherein you dictate to masses who are not entitled to a response.  Social networks are islands that you must ask permission to enter, and behave properly or be ejected.  So, if you think you’re going to leverage all those millions of users, you’ve got another thing coming. But you can build your own social network.

Oh, do we HAVE TO?

Nobody in old media wants to hear this.  Old media doesn’t want to start over, it wants a short cut.  That’s what major labels had.  That’s what major corporations still employ.  You’ve got enough money to advertise, to bang people over the head.  But today people IGNORE advertising.  If you’re planning on ramming anything down anybody’s throat, you’re screwed.  But can you build something so good people will be drawn to you?

Did you catch the action on Twitter today?  Amazon deleted books from Kindles.  In short order, it was one of the biggest stories on the microblogging service. Amazon in bed with publishers, don’t trust the man.  The truth ultimately outed a few hours later, that the publisher in this case did not have the rights to the books being sold and those who had purchased them had their money refunded.  But the point is there’s an online police force, that is spreading the word of your misdeeds, and preventing you from making all those riches you had in your plan.

Dell Hell is the classic example.  Dell has never recovered.  It’s about to be eclipsed in the PC market by Acer.

But the good news is if you play by the rules, and have got something great, people with no financial investment will tell many, and you can get traction, oftentimes not having spent a dime.  How big will you become?

Kill someone, create a stunt and you might make TMZ.  Everybody will know you, and then forget you.  At best you’ll be a distant, laughable memory.  You don’t want this.  In other words, if you try to goose it, you’re on a slippery slope.

This goes against marketing history!  Wherein you grow market share by playing with intermediaries, employing shenanigans that will result in a clueless public purchasing your wares.  Those days are through.  As much as Jessica Simpson’s musical career.

People want to belong to new communities.  That’s why FM radio blew up decades ago, that’s why Pandora does not deliver the key experience today.  We want to be a member of the group.  Can you create a group we want to belong to?

Arianna Huffington has built a better group than the "New York Times".  The HuffPo stands for something, it’s the number one blog.  The "New York Times"? It’s removed, it’s not down with the people, it’s fading.  You have to be accessible today, you’ve got to get down in the pit, you can’t have contempt for your audience, you’ve got to believe you’re no better than them.

The public makes stars!  Not record company or media kingpins.

And you’ll never really know what the public desires.

So get a Facebook page, get a Twitter account, and provide so much information about your project that people will want to follow you.  Play to the hard core, who visit your site daily and check your tweets constantly.  This is not the twentieth century, where you parlayed four singles over three years to multiplatinum success…  The hard core know what’s on the album before you’ve even shipped it!  And the hoi polloi have so many other interests, so many diversions, that the odds of them joining your hard core are almost nonexistent.  Casual fans yield almost nothing, maybe a single sale on iTunes.  Whereas hard core fans buy the $100 boxed set and a t-shirt, never mind a concert ticket.

Stop shooting for the moon.  Figure out how to satiate and get more money from those who truly care, who will do their best to convert new fans.  Your ability to strong-arm fans is almost nil, certainly online.  Not only are corporations not to be trusted, but bands get a thumbs-down too.  Because of endless street-teaming and spamming.  People only trust their friends.  So you’ve got to create friends in order for them to bring in new friends.

So stop talking about your social network marketing plans, how you’re going to spread the word via the millions posting updates and pics about their lives. Think about building a fire that will draw people to you!  Embody trust.  And quality.  It’s a brand new world.

Stuck In The Middle With You

The biggest story of the week is the insane profits at Goldman Sachs.  The number one person on this story is Matt Taibbi. 

Read the complete "Rolling Stone" article here

Read the latest update by Taibbi here

If you’d rather get your news from the "New York Times" instead of "Rolling Stone", Paul Krugman weighs in here

Or maybe you’re just sitting at home, in front of the big screen, anesthetized by vapid television while your future goes down the drain.

I’m very sorry those workers were killed erecting Madonna’s set, but what struck me is what music has become.  Do you really need such a large production?  Maybe Madonna does, so we don’t have to hear her sing…  But no wonder the concert business is in the shitter, and it is, people view music like a Broadway show, a one time a year overpriced event that overwhelms you visually and emotionally.  Used to be the music was enough, but not any longer.

And speaking of music, what about EMI hiring Blackstone in order to get out from under the crushing weight of the Citi debt?  If the record business were good, this wouldn’t be an issue.  Yes, at some point EMI will disappear, with some, if not all, of the assets going to Warner, but if this bothers you, why aren’t you incensed about Goldman Sachs?  Where are your priorities?

And why should you care about the number of major labels.  They transformed themselves years ago, into vehicles to overpromote the lowest common denominator.  Worked when MTV was king, but MTV is struggling now too.  So the labels are headed towards the cliff, with the pedal down, doing what they’ve always done.  Jettisoning workers and bands and doubling down on that which can be made ultra-successful overnight.  But despite all the hoopla, Michael Jackson only sold 1.1 million albums in the U.S. last week.

Michael Jackson, ain’t that a story.  They should have been like the Jews, put the guy in the ground immediately.  By time they had the memorial concert, it was already known that the guy O.D.’ed on anesthesia.  Every day that goes by Michael looks less like a hero and more like a victim…of his own insane delusions.  Want to know the turning point?  When he destroyed that car in the "Black or White" video…  Only someone completely out of touch could not foresee the negative repercussions.

Kind of like the newspapers, wanting to charge for access.  Even if you make the numbers work and you survive, you’re going to become irrelevant, eclipsed by someone who delivers the news for free, just like Craigslist delivers classifieds for free.  Someone more passionate about the story, who knows it from living it, who delineates it daily, maybe hourly, as opposed to reporters who ring up "experts" to find out what’s going on.  The concept of being a generalist?  That’s history.  Otherwise, the majors would be minting platinum stars every week, and they’re not.  The whole world’s gone niche.  We bury our heads in the sites that interest us, we don’t pay attention to that which we don’t care about just like we use the clicker to jump past not only commercials, but entire TV channels!  As for sites that are living off linking to those who do the legwork…their days are numbered.  The HuffPo will only be king if it does its own reporting.  Without the traditional news outlets, these aggregators are nothing.

And insiders believe it’s business as usual.  You wine and dine and pay off those you believe are in power and screw the great unwashed.  I’m not only referring to banking, but the music business.  Used to be you paid radio, you paid retail, but what to do in a world where they are no longer king?

As for the artists…  Why do we use that term?  Are they truly artists?  On one hand we’ve got Madonna and her wannabes.  Telling us we should care when we’re creeped out.  You injected your cheeks with fat after dieting yourself down to nothing, we can relate because..?  And McCartney can’t sell out stadiums, so he goes on Letterman to shill.  And neither can AC/DC.  But in the seventies, there were sold out stadium shows every summer.  Analyze all you want, but facts tell us people don’t want to go.

But the stock market is reviving!

But if you don’t know someone who’s out of work and down on their luck you’re a bazillionaire living on your own private island.  But those in power tell us to just stay calm, that everything’s all right.

But it’s not.  And those telling us not to worry have an investment in keeping us glued to the television set, spending our time and money other than in their business.  The whole world is like a fifties record label. We gave you a Cadillac!  Royalties?  You should be grateful to us!  Isn’t that what the major labels say? We have the power to make you a star so give us ALL your money?  Only the ignorant would make that deal.  Or those interested in potential fame and money more than music.

So, if you’ve got a brain, you’re completely flummoxed.  You can’t trust anybody.  It’s like John Lennon’s initial solo album has come to life.  All you can trust is yourself.  And Yoko.

QR Code

There was a glitch at Rhino today.

I hauled my ass out to Burbank to record some podcasts.  But when we set up in the Rhino studio, there was a sound in my headphones, kind of like gophers munching on grass, whenever I spoke into the microphone.  Unfortunately, this distortion made it into the final recording, so it was a no-go.

So Celine called across the street, to Warner Brothers, to see if we could poach a studio for a while.

No problem!

Only it turned into quite a problem.  They had a glitch with their digital to analog converter that just could not be solved.  It was just one of those days.  But as we wandered through the bowels of the ski lodge, Celine stopped at a poster.  Which said "BeeTagg".  Did I know what this was?

Kinda sorta, but not really.

I was savvy enough to know that this was that new two-dimensional bar code…but why was it in a poster, on a wall, with the WEA logo in the middle?

Celine said she would demonstrate.  She removed her iPhone from her pocket, took a picture and..?

That’s how this QR thing works.  QR stands for "quick response".  BeeTagg is just one of the companies utilizing it.  You download an app to your phone, you take a picture of the QR code and then you’re linked to an ultimate destination.

This did not work for Celine.  Even though we were two levels beneath the ground, she said she had access, but the code just wouldn’t be translated.  So she told me about it.

She said QR was already big in Japan.  That in London she saw someone with a QR code on his t-shirt.  You took a photo of it and were led to his Website!  You know how they were texting for years overseas before it became big here?  Celine said this was coming.

My pulse still quickens when I enter the ski lodge.  Only problem is barely a dime has been invested in infrastructure in years.  The carpets are worn, as is the wood.  It’s got the feel of a New York record company, even though it’s in L.A.  You’re used to run-down in New York.  In L.A. you expect brand new.  Then again, with the budget crisis…

Anyway, this is where all that great music was hatched.  Well, if not exactly created, this is where it emanated from.  And the profits were so surreal they not only paid for this edifice, but the Warner Cable System too.  But those days are through.  Popular culture no longer emanates from a corporate structure, where a team of people go to work, rather we’re enraptured by what comes from bedrooms.  And to a great degree, we’re not enraptured by music.  You see music isn’t cool, with everybody vying for success, selling out for exposure.  But what if you could wear your exposure on your t-shirt, what if marketing was one to one as opposed to TV down?

Then again, some corporation made this poster.

It’s just that it’s so damn exciting.  The way music used to be.  Everybody’s got a camera in their cell.  It’s like taking a photo and getting the toy in the Happy Meal.  Hell, you’ve got no idea what you’ll get.  Access to bonus material, ringtones…  People are already utilizing QR to deliver goodies.

So be on the lookout.  This could be the next big thing.  Enticing people to photograph your QR code and being taken to…

P.S. Celine finally called in a professional engineer, who came with his own mic and cable and got the Rhino studio to work.  Thanks James!