1. DIGITAL HOME A. Wikipedia Your goal is to be big enough to have a Wikipedia page. It’s the first place newbies go to learn about you. It’s got the imprimatur of authority, people believe what they read, however inaccurate the details may be. We live in an information age and what we want most […]

We know everything and we know nothing. We know that a plane was shot down over Ukraine, but we’ve got no idea what the number one record is. We’re grazers, we’re surfers, according to Google, we pull our smartphones from our pockets 125 times a day. We want to be on the pulse, but no […]

kickstarter – Potato Salad by Zack Danger Brown It’s all about art. And art is about conception. Not painting by numbers, but looking at the world in a skewed way and exercising your vision and titillating your audience. In other words, Zack Danger Brown (I mean really, his middle name is “Danger”?) knew Kickstarter was […]

You mean I need a bigger engine and a swoopy style to get laid? I just go on Tinder! Welcome to the baby boomer nightmare, wherein everything they’ve held near and dear becomes irrelevant. Like automobiles. Cars are a utility. It’s not the seventies anymore, no one ever bows out of an affair citing car […]