Conniving bastards rape and pillage and decide to give something back. They call these people politicians. The layman can never understand why these officials do such heinous things.  Why Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoes restrictions on dietary supplements and then signs an eight million dollar deal with a magazine promoting them .  You see, that’s how he […]

I was sitting in the shrink’s office telling him about Friday night.  The on-sale debut of the new "Harry Potter". Felice and I drove to Village Books around 11 p.m. and encountered a line down Swarthmore, of kids who probably had never been up at this hour before, unless it was two years before, when […]

Are you watching this? "Everything happens for a reason."  That’s what Ruth says to her sister, who’s convinced she killed her best friend. Well, she didn’t exactly kill her.  It’s just that she implored her to go hiking.  Basically forced her.  And then, Fiona fell off a ridge in Topanga Canyon, hundreds of feet to […]

Blake burned me a DVD of Tiger. Blake has Asperger’s.  From what they tell me, it’s a mild form of autism.  Struggling with social skills, his condition preventing him from filtering his comments, Blake is superior in narrow genres.  Like computers.  Blake’s a computer genius. Today I went to Blake’s high school graduation.  It was […]