Rob Light was on the phone with the NFL.  They only had one question, how could they TOP Prince? Pink Floyd is the biggest band in the world.  But the question arises, who is number TWO? Zeppelin used to be number one.  But as teenagers aged, as they dug deeper into music, as they got […]

Hey, look me overTell me do you like what you seeHey, I ain’t got no moneyBut I’m RICH on PERSONALITY! If you didn’t come to party, don’t bother reading this. Tonight we partied like it was 1999.  And we didn’t even EXPECT IT! Fuck the Revolution, fuck Kanye, certainly fuck Justin Timberlake.  While we were […]

In the middle of Felice’s deliberations on what skis to buy, the phone rang. Felice had been weighing this decision for six weeks, it still wasn’t clear, whether to buy the Dynastars or the Volkls.  Billy, the salesman at Gorsuch, was imparting pearls of wisdom, having to do with flex, snow conditions and aging. The […]

Last night I had a dreamYou were in itAnd I was in it with youAnd everyone I knowAnd everyone you know was in my dream I was at a radio convention.  And there was a band playing on stage.  Their number resembled Vanilla Fudge’s reworking of "You Keep Me Hangin’ On".  The lead singer was […]