What I love about the music business are the pricks at the label who say they’re TRYING things, to just give them a chance, they’re ushering in the future, they just don’t want to make any mistakes, they’re on the case, we should TRUST THEM! If I had a dime for every asshole who e-mailed […]

I came to the Doobie Brothers late.  I couldn’t like them.  I was in college, they made hits.  But what sealed it was that month in Mammoth when I heard "What Were Once Vices Are Now Habits" along with "Physical Graffiti" every day.  That’s what’s great about people who buy music who aren’t addicted.  They’re […]

If you think anybody under the age of twenty cares about Michael Jackson, you’re sadly mistaken. Michael Jackson had his hits twenty years ago.  Not that he’s left the public eye.  He’s endured so many plastic surgeries as to contest Jocelyn Wildenstein as the scariest human on the planet.  Oh, some of his music was […]

Might bitch about the price of the ticket, but goes anyway. Scours P2P sites for advance music, but buys the CD anyway. Buys the CD the week it comes out. Wants every live MP3 of the act he can find. Hates a bunch of other acts.  Non-fans don’t give a fuck about other acts. Doesn’t […]