Bumper Buddies

Felice has a right side problem.

And her mirror image twin Monica has a left side problem.

Or so they say. As for me… I don’t need to park that close to the curb. But Felice? She gets right up close and personal. And as a result, every car she’s had…the lower right front bumper is stripped of paint.

Now my car sits outside, and has a shi**y paint job to begin with. I’m all about what’s under the hood, how the car drives, as for how it looks? Eh, it can be imperfect. But behind the wheel, my car drives as well as it did the day I bought it, which is kind of astounding.

Anyway, Felice asked me about getting her bumper repaired. There was just a black stripe at the lower right hand corner of this white car, not even an inch, maybe five or six inches long, I wouldn’t do a thing, and that’s what I told her, that it wasn’t worth touching.

But this wasn’t satisfactory to her, she likes her automobile in tip-top shape.

But then…

We were at her brother’s house high in the hills above Malibu, it’s one of the few structures that survived, and the driveway is a bit wonky, and Felice decided to turn around…

This is an issue between us. If it’s tight, I’ll go back and forth a zillion times. Especially in a rental car, because I don’t know the dimensions that well and if you injure it…

And the garage in Vail is really tight. One day Andy was backing up and his car stopped with a jolt. And then he pulled forward and away.

I didn’t know what to say. He’d just hit the car behind, didn’t he want to check for damage?

So I brought it up quietly and Andy told me no, his car has a feature wherein it automatically stops if it’s going to hit something, that he didn’t run into the car behind us at all.

But I drive a twenty one year old car without this feature. As for a rental car, if it even comes with a manual, good luck figuring it out.

As for Felice’s car…

It will park itself. She got her car off lease. And the person who ordered it originally purchased all the options. My favorite is the bolsters in the seats, which cradle you when you go around corners. And there’s the heads-up display. And the parking ability. And massage…

But Felice turns most of this stuff off. I dig it, I like all the bells and whistles. But they’re not always so easy to figure out. As for the ability to park itself…now that Felice keeps bumping the bumper, she says she’s going to try it out.

Anyway, so she makes one less back and forth than I would when she’s maneuvering to exit her brother’s house and CRUNCH!!

That didn’t sound good. I would have stopped the car and taken a look, but that’s not Felice’s style.

So then when I looked at the bumper thereafter… Now it made sense to fix it. There was a small dent, not quite the size of a baseball, and a bunch of scratches. Who knows what she hit by the side of her brother’s driveway, I assume rocks.

And, as you probably know, all the bumpers today are plastic. As for fixing them… They just rip them off and replace them. Can you even fix a dent in a plastic bumper?

As for plastic bumpers…

Starting in 1974 the U.S. law said that bumpers had to sustain a 5 MPH direct hit, or a 3 MPH corner impact. As a result, these big bumpers were tacked on to automobiles and…it was great, you could hit stuff with impunity.

But the carmakers didn’t like the added cost and weight and the insurers said there was not a concomitant reduction in repair costs, so…they changed the law again, to 2.5 MPH. And we got these new plastic bumpers, which when removed you see are backed up by foam, the kind they use in packaging, and they get scratched and punctured and…

I’m sitting in my office and I get a text. Felice asks me what I think of this:

Home

They’ll come to your house and fix your bumper. Reviews on Yelp are stellar.

Not for me. I’m against independents and fly by night operators. I take my car to the dealer, because they see my model all day long, they can easily diagnose the problems, and they’re going to be there tomorrow and the day after that.

As far as body shops go…

Unlike on the east coast, in L.A. oftentimes the body shop is not owned by the dealer, but they all have their preferred shops. So, this is where I go.

And in truth, body repair is so far superior today compared to yesteryear. Usually, you’d never know the car was in an accident.

As for me… If I’m going to spend my money, I want it done right. Especially on something as expensive as a car. I’ll pay a little more, I don’t want a substandard job.

And that’s what I told Felice to do. Call the dealer, have them steer you to their body shop and get an estimate. Then compare that price to Bumper Buddies.

But Felice was more interested in convenience, after all, Bumper Buddies comes to your house! So she sent in a picture and they gave an estimate and I’m reading it and I say…but they don’t seem to know there’s a dent, it’s not clear in the pic and the estimate doesn’t mention it. So who knows if they can even fix the dent, never mind the cost.

But Felice proceeded. And on Wednesday Bumper Buddies arrived.

I was asleep. But Felice woke me up, she needed guidance.

So I go into the garage…

Yes, there’s a dent. No, they were not aware of it. So, it will cost more to repair it and…

How exactly do they expect to do this?

And the guy says he’s going to go behind, maybe remove the bumper…and now I’m getting all anxious, I mean putting it back together… But he says he may just be able to remove the inner panel.

Also, did we want the paint blended or not? If not, you may be able to see where the repair was made.

Felice wanted to know what she should do.

I said to fix the dent and to blend. I mean if you’re going to do something, do it right. Why do only a half-a**ed job?

So the guy nods and gets to work.

And then it’s two hours later and Felice announces the job is done.

This can’t be, this is impossible. I mean normally when I bring my car in for body repair it sits at least a week. How in the hell can this guy repair the car so fast, must be a shoddy job.

So I go out into the garage… And the job is absolutely perfect. I’m astounded. How in the hell did he do it??

As for the dent… He heated up the plastic.

I mean I’m marveling, this is too much.

Then again, what’s it going to look like tomorrow, two months from now, a year or two down the line.

So as the technician is walking to his van I ask him, how long is the warranty?

THREE YEARS!

Well, that’s pretty good. That guarantees perfection for three years anyway.

But then I’m wondering, why does my car sit in the body shop so long? I mean sometimes they’re waiting for parts, but if this guy could fix Felice’s bumper so fast…do they just pile up the cars to make sure they always have work to do, so the technicians are not idle?

Now this is an expensive car, albeit it not new. I never would have taken the risk.

But it appears I was wrong.

Mailbag

From: Peter Noone
Subject: Re: Tickets Not Streams
Date: August 21, 2026 at 4:47:30?PM PDT

As one of the oldest readers of your fascinating daily reveille
I should say all of today’s letter appealed to me in that it was almost a description of the old music business where the groups of teenagers like me and me ‘ermits did music for fun never realizing that the label were grinning behind their hand$.

After we grew up I personally have shared 100 million dollars of road
oldies but goodies, we old geezers still have legs!

Thank you for a great share
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From: Marty Walsh
Subject: Re: Dolly Parton
Date: August 27, 2026 at 3:07:20?AM PDT

Dolly Parton. One of the “real” true artists. I had the good fortune to play on 9 to 5 and her follow up album Burlap and Satin. Dolly would hang with the band on the breaks. She was quite funny and genuine. The “genuine” really stood out. She seemed so unaffected by the fame. That’s what I remember about her. A true artist who was just real people. I’m so grateful to have been able to be in her presence. Rest in peace Dolly.

Martè
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From: Jon Tiven
Subject: RE: Re-Dolly Parton
Date: August 26, 2026 at 6:44:12?PM PDT

1975, I’m sitting in the lobby of RCA Records in New York City, waiting to play Alex Chilton’s SINGER NOT THE SONG album (which I produced) for an a&r man who would subsequently show no appreciation. In walks Dolly Parton, sans hair and makeup escorted by four RCA suits. Her eyes catch mine, and I said say a friendly hello, instantly the suits spring into action to whisk her through risking no interaction with this 20 year old nobody. The lady pauses and says “No, I want to stop and say hi to this nice young man.” Dolly took her time and showed me what counts, that the people who are really responsible for whatever greatness The Music Business has custody of have better manners than those in charge.

R.I.P. Dolly, you lived it like you showed it and made a big impression on everyone you met, even if that interaction only lasted for a moment. Thank you.
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From: R. Emmett McAuliffe
Subject: RE: Dolly Parton
Date: August 27, 2026 at 8:20:50?AM PDT

Bob
One of the funniest radio station stunts I ever saw was KSHE-95 in St. Louis, which was the self-branded “Real Rock Station” and was *the* station for hard rock-loving dudes in the 70s and 80s, where Country music was anathema. The station had a listener contest for tickets to see Dolly Parton to a lucky winner and the ticket package included a pair of ear plugs and a set of binoculars!

I disagreed with KSHE’s aesthetic judgment, but I thought the stunt was so wonderfully unselfconscious. I still know a few boomers today who will go on rock cruises and go to any legacy rock concert in town, but will walk out if any country is played. Even after the majority of white boomers have migrated to Country. “This is simply who I am, take it or leave it”.
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From: Larry LeBlanc
Subject: LeBlanc BTS and Grammy
Date: July 31, 2026 at 5:58:08?PM MDT

Years ago Celine Dion went through a similar experience in the mostly French speaking province of Quebec when Francophones were discouraged about recording in English. But Celine, already the province’s biggest francophone artist, had signed with a recorded her first English album “Unison” with CBS Cananda and It contained her international breakthrough 1990 hit “Where Does My Heart Beat Now.” For the annual province ADISQ awards that year it was announced there was to be new Felix Award category of a French artist performing in English under the heading Anglophone Artist of the Year. A narrow field at the time when few Quebec Francophones were brave enough to record in English. Celine and her husband took it as a slap and indicated she would not accept the award. She did win and she refused to take the stage but did attend the national Juno awards hosting the national most English event in 1983 in Toronto. A rather rebellious career move. Still she has continued to record both English and French albums. 
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From: Chris Adelmann
Subject: Re: Yummy Yummy Yummy
Date: August 2, 2026 at 3:00:11?PM MDT

nice piece on charts from years ago, including Yummy, Yummy, Yummy-as you noted very very catchy!. Joey Levine was one of the co-writers (and lead singers) and in the 70s he moved  on to to be a huge NYC jingle writer, including NBC Proud as a Peacock and Budweisers This Buds for you. He sang on all the jingles and used the top NYC session guys including  Steve Gadd, Rick Marotta, Will Lee, Marcus Miller, Leon Pendarivs, Chris Palmaro (his Music director), David Spinoza, and many others.
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From: Colleen Wainwright
Subject: Re: Yummy Yummy Yummy
Date: August 2, 2026 at 4:35:10?PM MDT

Back in the ’80s, Joey Levine was on heavy rotation with the music producers at the agency I worked for in NYC. We wrote a lot of ads with jingles or needing hook-y tracks, and some of my happiest times were spent in that crazy rabbit warren of studios they occupied at Crushing Music, or at other studios around town where we recorded. Insanely talented all-around musicians, the entire bunch of them—Joey knew how to spot a fellow magician, boy howdy.
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From: Leanne Ungar
Subject: Re: Yummy Yummy Yummy
Date: August 3, 2026 at 9:56:32?AM MDT

Joey Levine was Archie in The Archies, and sang and wrote many jingles, notably “Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t”
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From: Gary Helsinger
Subject: Re: Ritchie Blackmore Returns
Date: August 13, 2026 at 2:22:22?AM PDT

I was one of the (3) singers in the comedy rock band Green Jellÿ . I also signed myself/us. I’m here to tell you that our worldwide smash song, “The Three Little Pigs” IS “Smoke on the Water.” THAT is how we wrote it in the first place. We were messing around after rehearsal playing covers as we usually did, and while jamming “Smoke on the Water,” Bill started making up lyrics about cliché rockers who “move to Hollywood to become a star.” It’s funny that we got sued by everybody from Toys “R” Us to famously Jell-O for originally being named Green Jellö as well as Metallica, who sued us and won… But the one real infringement that didn’t happen, was stealing that riff of Smoke on the Water.  I think the statute of limitations is long past on that one, but if not, I quit in 1997 so it’s no skin off my nose…or the hair of my chinny, chin, chin!
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From: Alan Stewart
Subject: Re: The Sunset Marquis Movie
Date: August 11, 2026 at 8:03:40?AM PDT

Caveat: I haven’t seen the movie yet.

I always stay at the Sunset Marquis when in LA. I had a band playing the Greek Theater in Berkely the night after the LA trip and Tres Cool was on the side of the stage watching. We starting chatting and I mentioned that I was at the Marquis the night before and he stepped back, took off his jacket and showed me this amazing tattoo of him throwing the TV off the balcony at the Sunset Marquis. Imagine the stories those guys have!
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From: Hank Neuberger
Subject: In the Lobby at the Sunset Marquis
Date: August 10, 2026 at 6:14:02?PM MDT

June 2, 1978.
Darkness on the Edge of Town had been released that day.

Steve Goodman and I had been mixing his album in Chicago (High and Outside) when Steve decided he needed some overdubs from some LA friends.

On the way to O’Hare that day we heard “Adam Raised a Cain” for the first time on WXRT.
Steve loved it right away and on the flight asked me tons of questions about Bruce’s relationship with his father, which Bruce had talked about in his shows. 

We got to the Marquis at midnight and were checking in when the front door flung open.

There was Bruce.
Jeans, white tee with both sleeves rolled up high.
A beautiful brunette on one arm.
A supermarket bag in the other arm with a loaf of Wonder Bread and bottles of Coke sticking out.

Stevie walked right over.
“Bruce, I’m Steve Goodman, and I’ve been digging your song today “Adam Raised a Cain.”

Bruce looked right at him and said.
“Stevie Goodman.  Steve Goodman.  Steve Goodman. Your song “My Old Man.”   Now that’s a great f*ckin’ song.”

And he was gone.
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From: Jeff Andrews
Subject: Re: Daddy Don’t Live In That New York City No More
Date: August 7, 2026 at 6:53:43?PM MDT

I have my unique, potentially bittersweet story to share. I grew up in a very small town in Ohio. Steely Dan, among a few others, were one of my main musical addictions. Loved everything they put out and Katy Lied is my favorite because every song is a pop gem. Anyway, I moved to NYC after college and was working on the Upper West Side. One day I was sitting on a bench eating my lunch and who walked by? Donald Fagen reading a newspaper while walking. Somewhat tall, lanky, bell bottom jeans and long sleeve T-shirt. I so wanted to open a conversation by saying Where did you get those shoes? (you serious fans will identify). Alas, I didnt and Ive regretted it ever since. To be 20 years old, newly in New York City, and to meet one of my musical heroes, wouldve been the best!!
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From: Jay Landers
Subject: Re: Bob Cavallo interview
Date: July 30, 2026 at 5:27:21?PM MDT

Hope you’re well. 

Your recent interview with the legendary Bob Cavallo was terrific. I had the privilege of working for Bob during his Disney years, and your conversation with him reminded me what a delightful, insightful raconteur he was—and clearly still is.

Hearing Bob’s voice again brought back memories of his truly unique personality: equal parts confident, shrewd and humble to a fault. He embodies that increasingly rare, old-school blend of pure “show” and real “business.”

As head of Hollywood Records and Disney Records, Bob was unfailingly supportive of his staff. He gave A&R executives like me the freedom to flourish without hovering over every decision—a management style that inspired confidence, creativity, and fierce loyalty.

Your interview reminded me of story that still makes me smile.

When Bob first hired me in 1999 to run A&R for Walt Disney Records, the label had benefited for years from the extraordinary legacy of its catalog. But the classic soundtracks—from Snow White through The Lion King—had been reissued countless times and had basically run their course. We desperately needed fresh music that reflected Disney’s timeless values while feeling contemporary enough to connect with a new generation of kids.

But who was visiting the theme parks? Who was watching the films? Who was buying the music? In true corporate fashion, Disney had commissioned a marketing research team to validate what seemed rather obvious.  

The findings were sobering. Disney’s iconic characters—Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Goofy, and Pluto—simply weren’t connecting with younger audiences the way they once had. The challenge for each division was to find ways to make these beloved characters feel contemporary without compromising their status as treasured ambassadors of the Disney brand. Obviously, music could contribute to that mission.

Now here’s an example of the circuitous thinking that sometimes informs my A&R decisions.

At the time, Latin pop had recently become the world’s musical obsession. Ricky Martin, Gloria Estefan, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, and others dominated radio, television, and the charts.

As a kid, I’d always loved those classic “live” albums like The Beach Boys Party! and Johnny Rivers Live at the Whisky à Go Go. Of course, technically speaking they weren’t really “live in concert” at all—they were largely studio recordings sweetened with applause, laughter, and party chatter to create the illusion of one big celebration.

Those albums became my inspiration.

Why not create a festive “live” album starring Mickey and pals, performing family-friendly versions of Latin hits?  It would instantly place this zany group into the current zeitgeist. 

I hired the official Disney sanctioned voice-actors and we made an album called La Vida Mickey, featuring playful adaptations of songs like Ricky Martin’s “Livin’ La Vida Loca,” Richie Valens’ “La Bamba,” Miami Sound Machine’s “Conga,” and Lou Bega’s “Mambo No. 5.”

To produce it, I hired the gifted Marco Marinangeli, one of those rare behind-the-scenes players who could convincingly recreate virtually any musical style. His arrangements were authentic, energetic, and joyful. Mickey and friends sounded as if they were throwing the world’s biggest quinceañera. 

Confident we’d created something special, and with Bob’s endorsement, I leaned into Disney’s legendary culture of synergy. Advance copies went to virtually every division of the company—the domestic and international theme parks, the cruise line, Disney Imagineering, ABC TV, the Disney Channel, consumer products, ESPN, the Disney Stores, and the film studio.

The response was overwhelmingly enthusiastic. Everyone wanted to incorporate this upbeat music into their own corner of the Disney universe.

Then things took an unexpected turn.

One afternoon I received an urgent message:

“Mr. Disney would like to see you as soon as possible.”

At first I was excited.

I’d never met Roy Disney, Jr., nor had I even seen him around the lot. The fact that he actually knew my name was rather astonishing. In my mind, he was almost a mythical figure—the company’s living connection to Walt Disney himself.

Naturally, I assumed he wanted to congratulate me. Surely the excitement about La Vida Mickey, and all the other successful projects I’d been working on, had filtered back to him via the highest levels of the company.

Instead, I walked into one of the more unusal meetings of my career.

Roy’s impressive office was filled with Disney history. On one table sat a magnificent scale model of his famous racing yacht, Pyewacket, surrounded by other priceless memorabilia, including a sterling-framed photo of the studio’s founder. But what struck me most was Roy himself. The resemblance to his Uncle Walt was uncanny—so much so that it was almost unsettling.

He warmly insisted I call him Roy and began by saying he’d heard many wonderful things about me from around the company. He told me I had a bright future at Disney.

I relaxed.

Then he slowly reached into a drawer and placed a copy of La Vida Mickey on the desk between us.
 
His expression turned serious as he evaluated the cover art, featuring Mickey standing behind a DJ turntable, sporting a glittering white glove worthy of Michael Jackson.

Roy began to explain — make that lecture — that Disney’s characters were sacred. They represented ideals. They were never to be diminished, trivialized, or associated with anything that might tarnish their image.
I nodded in agreement. 

Then he looked directly at me and said:

“I don’t want Mickey fraternizing with hoodlums who steal hubcaps and slash automobile tires.”

I had the distinct feeling he wasn’t describing anyone from his yacht club.

In an instant, my cheerful little Latin party album had become something else entirely.

My mind was racing.

Was I about to be fired?  Needless to say, I wanted to continue succeeding at the company. Frankly, I couldn’t afford not to!

Should I challenge what sounded to me like an unfair stereotype, or should I simply find an off-ramp before this conversation veered completely off the rails?

It was one of those surreal moments where time seems to slow down, and you’re frantically searching for exactly the right thing to say. How did my little project, created to celebrate music, culture, and fun land me in the middle of a conversation about racial profiling?

Somehow, I managed to unscramble my brain and calibrate my tone before saying, “Mr. Disney—I mean, Roy—the last time I visited Disneyland, I saw a lot of Latino families patiently standing in long lines, enjoying the rides, buying the merchandise…and paying a small fortune for overpriced, undercooked, cafeteria-style burritos and tacos.” Leaning in, I added, “Hardworking people who’d saved up enough money to bring their families to the park…and I didn’t see anyone flashing a switchblade.”

Then, throwing caution completely to the wind, I added, “And when you watch TV commercials these days—from McDonald’s to Coca-Cola…the brands that Disneyland works with—they all seem to feature Latin kids dancing through the aisles like junior Ricky Martin’s. So I think it would behoove Disney to embrace this incredible culture with its own vibrant Latin-styled music.”

As a PGA announcer might say, a hush fell over the crowd.

Roy tapped his fingernails on his desk like a speed typist. Finally, with a dead-eyed stare, he said, “Well…just be careful. We’re a family company.”
And that was it.

Had the storm passed? Or were there consequences waiting around the corner? Was Roy about to call Bob Cavallo and have me escorted off the lot? I managed to eke out some unconvincing utterance before making a hasty exit. Imagine Dorthy, the Scarecrow the Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion departing their audience with the great and powerful Oz.

Simmering, I walked straight from Roy’s office to Bob’s, passing the Michael Eisner Building with its towering terra-cotta Seven Dwarfs statues supporting the roof.

Looking up at the building, I thought about how much I’d always loved Disney music. Before officially joining the company, my friend, the gifted Disney executive, Chris Montan, and I had worked together on several Oscar- and Grammy-winning Disney end-title songs, including “Beauty and the Beast” and Aladdin’s “A Whole New World.” But I’d never drunk the corporate Kool-Aid the way some other Disney “cast members” I’d met had, including one upper management exec who always wore his red shoes, a red belt and red watchband to work.  

As I made my way to the Hollywood Records office, I took stock of the situation. I’m usually a pretty unflappable guy…but seriously…who needed this sh*t?

Still running on adrenaline, I charged into Bob’s office. Thankfully, he had an open-door policy.

He looked up from his desk and asked, “What’s up?”  His tone did not suggest I was bothering him. Rather, he was open to hearing whatever I had to say.

I gave him a quick blow-by-blow account of the meeting. In the scheme of things, I knew we were only talking about another little Disney record, but to me it had become a matter of principle. Or was I overreacting to the misguided ramblings of a legendary—but now largely toothless-tiger from a bygone era?

Bob had managed many of my musical hero’s like Earth, Wind & Fire, Prince, and my childhood faves, the Lovin’ Spoonful. From the fantastic stories he’d shared with me, I knew they were all challenging clients. I also knew he’d seen and heard everything the business could throw at him, and had somehow managed to navigate every twist and turn. So, even though my blood was boiling, I valued his thoughts.

Bob had this quirky little habit of quietly inhaling and then pursing his lips before he spoke.

He looked at me, smiled slightly, and in the calmest voice possible said, “Oh, just forget about it kid…you’re doin’ great.”

Then, after a beat, he asked, “Did he really say they steal hubcaps…like Disneyland’s turning into West Side Story or something?  Unbelievable!”

“So what should I do?” I asked.

Without missing a beat, Bob said, “Just put the record out and see what happens. If it’s successful, nobody’s going to complain…and everyone’s going to take credit for it. And if it’s a bomb, nobody’s even going to remember it.”

It was one of the most pragmatic pieces of advice I’d ever received—and exactly why I remember Bob Cavallo today with such affection. Trusting his own instincts, sharpened over decades, he’d instantly evaluated every possible outcome…he knew how the game would play out…and then he dispensed this advice in his typically direct and avuncular manner. 

And here’s the P.S.

As Mickey Mouse sang to generations of young fans, “Hey there, hi there, ho there…you’re as welcome as can be!”

Thanks to Bob Cavallo, somewhere in my seldom-visited storage vault, sits a gold album plaque for La Vida Mickey.  

Bob was 100% right. With La Vida Mickey, and its successful sequel album, both topping the kids charts, no-one uttered a word about my having corrupted Disney’s sterling image!

Speaking as a graduate of Disney-U, in my opinion, the company should erect a statue of Bob right outside the entrance to the music division he so expertly guided.

With best regards, 

Jay Landers
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From: John Hartmann
Subject: Re: Dark Star
Date: August 19, 2026 at 6:10:49?PM PDT

Hi Bob,

The CSN album didn’t just fall off the truck. It was the product of a half dozen phone calls and some record biz hardball.

Hartmann & Goodman had finally broken through with Poco’s fourteenth album, ‘Legend’. America had also joined our roster, and we turned around their faltering album ‘Holiday’ after Warner Bros. dropped the ball.

Then the phone rang. “Hartmann,” I said.

“This is The Croz,” David replied. In those days, there was an abiding hiss on long-distance lines.

“Is this the call?” I asked.

“It is,” David said.

“Should I get on a plane?”

“Meet me at the Holiday Inn in Albany, New York tomorrow afternoon,” he asserted.

“I’ll be there,” I promised.

I was standing under the Holiday Inn portico when a long black limousine arrived, and David and Graham jumped out. We exchanged the appropriate kisses, hugs and happy slaps before adjourning to David’s room.

“What are we doing here?” I asked.

“We are playing a gig in Hyannis Port tomorrow night,” Graham informed me.

“There’s no venue in Hyannis Port,” I ventured. “Where are you playing?”

“The Hockey Rink,” he whispered with a bit of a blush.

“Why?” I asked.

“We’re doing a benefit concert for Teddy Kennedy; he’s running for the Senate.”

“Let me get this straight,” I asserted. “You’re doing a benefit for one of the richest guys in the world, who is running for a race he couldn’t lose if he tried. Boy, do you need management!” “That’s why we called.”

We put on the show in the ice rink and were hosted by Mother Rose and Caroline. Teddy never made it.

We left for New York City after the gig, where Crosby & Nash sold out two nights at Wollman Rink in Central Park. Walter Yetnikoff, the Columbia Records chieftain, and his number two man, Bruce Lundvall, showed up both nights. It was obvious Yetnikoff hoped to sign David and Graham to Columbia. He already had Stephen Stills as a solo artist, so it didn’t take a genius to see what he was coveting.

After a couple of days of bickering over the deal, they joined Hartmann & Goodman as our third client. They were scheduled to leave for a two-week European tour, so I went along. It was a near disaster, but we made it through and landed back in L.A. exhausted but client-rich.

My first call was to Michael John Bowen, the ex-Green Beret manager of Stills. “Guess what we’ve got?” I asked.

“What?” he said.

“Crosby, Stills & Nash,” I boasted.

“You’ve got the guys?” he asked, somewhat incredulously.

“We do. Are you coming to town?”

“Tomorrow,” he promised.

The third call was to Ahmet Ertegun, the legendary head of Atlantic Records, CSN’s longtime label. I had read their recording contract, and it sucked. I told Ahmet we need to renegotiate the deal. He refused. “They still owe me six albums that I’ll never get,” he quipped. “Your deal is ten years old and has expired,” I said with maximum conviction. ” “What are you talking about?” “Personal service contracts in California cannot exceed seven years,” I said. “Bullsh*t! No new deal,” he said and hung up.

Stephen had a quiver full of new tunes and with Graham and David’s songs we had enough for a first rate album. We booked sessions at Criterion Studios in Miami and engaged the Aplert Brothers to produce. We leaked it to Atlantic that CSN was in the studio and somebody called and requested purchase orders. “No Thanks, the guys are recording on their own dime,” we informed. This was a consummate cage rattling, for sure. The album was done very quickly considering the perfectionist rio’s meticulous nature. It was time to call Walter Yetnikoff.

“Do you want to hear the new Crosby, Stills & Nash album?” I dangled. “Of course! When?” he asked. “As soon as you can get down to Miami,” He commandeered the CBS jet and we flew down for a listening party. Walter was delighted. “What do I have to do to get it?” he asked. ” Give us a million dollar advance, and you have to indemnify us against Ahmet’s eventual lawsuit, the rest you can pound out with our lawyers.” I said. “I’ll get back to you,” he promised. I leaked it to Atlantic that Walter had heard the record. The next call was from Ahmet. 

The mad Turk was furious. He threatened a lawsuit. But I had an ace in the hole, and I blackmailed him into a renegotiation, not just for the new Album, but the new terms applied to the entire, CSN, CSNY and CN catalogs. Since Ahmet paid off, I won’t say what I had on him that he feared I would expose. After all, a deal is a deal. When the album came out, “Just A Song Before I Go” was a smash hit single and the LP went multi platinum. The ensuing reunion tour was a total sell out with nary an empty seat anywhere in the country. Walter had demurred but it was the catalyst we needed to bring  Atlantic to the line. That was the last call.

Best regards,

John Hartmann
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From: Rob Whittaker
Subject: Re: Tickets Not Streams
Date: August 23, 2026 at 3:19:49?AM PDT

About live music, I play keys in Big Racket. We are a live party/cover band. In fact, people have said ‘They’re like a real band!’. 

Stu Robb is our excellent frontman who makes every show a very cool party. Graeme Hartlan on bass and YouTubes Jimi Wolf Solos on guitar. 

We sell a lot of beer. 
 
We play mostly at Drums’N’Flats in Toronto, an excellent venue for live rock’n’roll. I think the occupancy is about 150, but it feels like we get 200 in there because the place gets rammed. It’s always on fire by the second set.
 
Interestingly, Michael McCarty, our unflappable drummer (you may know him) is a music industry veteran. He gets some very cool cats to come out and play with us. Sometimes we get Neil Sanderson of Three Days Grace to play Johnny B. Goode. Paul Shaffer. Andy Kim. Alan Frew might sing some Tragically Hip covers. Paquin Entertainments – and the band Harlequin – Ralph James plays bass when we cover his ‘80s synth-rock hit Innocence. We had the boys from Sum 41 join us a couple of months ago.
 
They all say the same thing: it’s awesome to play a small room with off-the-hook energy, because that’s rock’n’roll.
 
The star power is crazy fun for us. We get to meet and play music with our heroes. But the best part is that these guys enjoy playing in a bar again. It’s not reminiscence; it’s real. Like the guy said, we’re ‘like a real band,’ even for people who are used to much taller stages and larger crowds. They all enjoy the rootsy, back-to-basics experience. And we can play, so it’s easy for them to feel safe. They know it’s not going to be a train wreck. 
 
The guests always have some nervous energy because they’re people too. It’s incredibly humanizing. And sometimes we don’t stick the ending, or we miss the break, but that moment when you’ve come through it and everyone had a great time – it’s like nothing else.
 
That’s when I look up and thank my mom for the piano lessons back in grade 6.
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From: Willie Nile
Subject: Re: Willie Nile
Date: July 28, 2026 at 8:36:26?PM MDT

Hi Bob,

Thanks for asking. Yes, my father passed away 3 weeks ago. He was 108 1/2 years old, the 16th oldest man in the U.S.. Joe Biden called him in November to wish him a Happy 108th Birthday. 

He took no medication, which is crazy, and he wasn’t ill. His organs just began to shut down. He was such a good and humble man, the kind, one hopes, America, at it’s best, is made of. He lived at home and was still mentally sound and doing crossword puzzles, reading books and having a Happy Hour every day. One of my brothers has been living with him for the past 8 years and watching over him. His sense of humor was intact until the very end.

He was of Irish Catholic origin and went to mass every day for over 83 years. Who does that! 
And he used to wake every night for over 43 years and do a Holy Hour. He’d wake at random hours in the night to use the bathroom and then sit in a chair and pray for people for an hour. Who does that! It’s a blessing that he no longer has to deal with the sufferings of life here on earth and all of us in the family know how lucky we were to have him for as long as we did.

I’m doing ok. It’s a big loss for all of us but I know it’s best for him. He always said he was ready to go whenever the time for him came. He can now rest in peace and is hopefully dancing somewhere in paradise with Mom. 

Here’s to a good man who led by example and showed us how to live and how to leave with courage and grace. 

Willie

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Re-Dolly Parton

In 1977 I was on tour with Parker McGee as his synth player.  Parker was a successful singer songwriter (Tanya Tucker, Seals and Crofts, England Dan and John Ford Coley, others) who decided to launch a solo performing career. We  played on American Bandstand and toured the US for 7 weeks as an opening act for various artists (Billy Joel, Steve Martin, Ambrosia, Michael Murphy…)

We had the pleasure of opening for Dolly Parton on March 19 at Freedom Hall Civic Center in Johnson City, Tennessee. It was a magical performance. This was back in the days when it was customary for Country artists to hang out after the show, sit on the edge of the stage and sign autographs or album covers for fans.

So Dolly was hanging out, and this guy comes up and says, “Dolly, I am the fire chief for Johnson City, and I’d love to have a picture with you. She says, “Sure thing!”, and as he stood next to her she grabbed his head, pulled it down to her boobs and said, “Smile!”

That was pure Dolly.

-George Kahn
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speaking of being in on the joke, when Dolly was inducted into the songwriters Hall of Fame, she stood before that audience and said, “I appreciate you all for honoring my body of work.”.  The laugh lasted five minutes at least…

Tom Sturges
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On May 2, 1977, my girlfriend (now wife of 46 years), a buddy and I made the drive up to Atlanta from Macon to see Dolly play. She was performing a special show at the 500-capacity Great American Music Hall on Piedmont Avenue right in the heart of gay Atlanta. The buddy that we went with was a 10-year older gay hair stylist that worked in a salon with my mother. He had heard about the show from some Atlanta pals and insisted we go. I grew up watching the Porter Wagner show and of course knew Dolly and really respected what she was doing. During that decade I saw everyone from Elvis to Emerson, Lake and Palmer. Every show was fair game. We could not get enough so of course we said yes. 

So, we got to this little venue knowing Dolly was already an arena act. What we did not know was that the show was going to be SOLO acoustic. We got inside and there was just a simple chair and microphone on the stage, and we just knew this was going to be special. Looking around Elaine and I realized we might be two of maybe a dozen straight people in the whole place. This was before the general public knew that Dolly was an icon in the gay community. 

Bob, believe me when I say that to this day that show is still in my Top 5 of all time. Not only was she a fantastic guitarist and vocalist, but she was also downright funny as hell. Between songs, it was one self-deprecating joke after another. Many of them raunchy in a way only Dolly could pull off.  The crowd could not have been more respectful either. Obviously, this was before cell phones and definitely before talking during songs became standard.  But they were insane between songs. I mean a party. It was such a blast that we floated back to Macon afterward.

Ever since that night I have held Dolly in the highest musical regard. We like to say when a legend dies that they don’t make them like that anymore. With Dolly, they only made one and I doubt there will ever be another. Here in Tennessee, she is a deity. When they announced her passing yesterday, our whole office basically went home.  May she rest in peace. 

Best,

Don VanCleave
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I was privileged and delighted to bring Dolly to Sony Masterworks for the Blue Smoke album project in 2014. She and her management team, led by the great Danny Nozell, couldn’t have been more wonderful to work with. Dolly promoted the heck out of the album prerelease, and we had both U.S. Top 10 Albums and Country Albums chart debuts. And rave reviews. But the real success of the project came in the UK and Europe, where that year she toured to crowds equally adoring to any in North America. In the UK, where her appearance at Glastonbury was overwhelmingly received, the CD business was in decline like everywhere else, but still robust enough for us to package Blue Smoke with a greatest hits disc. That combo spent all summer, 12 weeks, in the top 10 of the UK albums chart. It went platinum there at the end of 2014.??This is all to say that I was so very lucky on this tour to be able to witness the true universality of Dolly’s music, which was enhanced but miraculously never overwhelmed by her iconic stage presence. In this dire time for America’s standing in the world, I’m relishing the memory of watching her captivate an international audience with the best of what this country had to offer: a beautiful and singular musician who was, as Duke Ellington used to say, beyond category. Her legacy will indeed outlive us all.??Best wishes,?Chuck Mitchell
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Dolly was exactly who you want to believe she was.  In the mid-1980s I was an assistant working for her manager, Sandy Gallin, at his office next to Le Dome on Sunset Plaza. One afternoon I was tasked with driving Dolly back from the office to her rental house down Sunset Strip and up the Bird Streets.  No limo necessary for Dolly.  ??I drove Dolly Parton, in full hair and makeup, down Sunset Blvd in the passenger seat of my blue Nissan Sentra. People were stunned, stopped and stared.  Dolly just smiled and waved.??It was a f-ing remarkable ride.

Robin Barris
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Also : Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library has gifted over 304.5 million free books to children worldwide since it started in 1995. Her money. No sponsors or subsidies. 
She was arguably the greatest combination of talent, humility and humanity ever. 

Joel Lowden
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Dolly Parton: A MusiCares Tribute (2019). I was her only red carpet interview that night. Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood stepped aside so I wouldn’t miss her. I only had a few minutes with her, but she was everything anyone would’ve wanted. Kind, cool, and made me feel like nobody else was around us. I lost my mom when I was young, and she ADORED Dolly. Godspeed, Ms. Parton. 

Ryan J. Downey
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She was amazing.  Oddly, one of my favorites hits, Here You Come Again, was not written by her but Barry Mann and Cynthia Weill.  I’ll give her a pass.

The coverage mentions her intelligence but when it came to financial decisions she killed it, especially when compared to other successful artists.  

At 20 she started her own publishing company to keep her eventual 3000 or titles as a steady income stream.  Who does this at that age. 

She also said no to Elvis.  Col. Parker offered to have Elvis do a duet on I’ll Always Love You, but she’d have to part with 50% of the royalties for the song.  The big cover by Whitney showed pretty shrewd judgment in her rejection of the offer.  She was more about long term equity over short term payouts.  She would never have sold her catalogue.  Not in her DNA.

John Brodey
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So grateful to have met her at an Instore while I was working at Tower Records
50 years ago. Just 2 minutes with her-she was as gracious and sparkly as it gets. Never forget that 2 minutes.

An angel on earth. Wow!

Randi Swindel
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I met her back when I worked in SF as manager of the Tower Records store. She was doing a retail tour and was so sweet to everybody in the store. She took time to speak to all the employees and was so gracious.
?She was a treasure.?
Stan Goman
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When my sisters and I were in our early teens in Iowa, we’d rush home after school to get the tube warmed up for Dark Shadows reruns in the early 70s, and every episode would break for the Porter Wagoner/Dolly commercial for Breeze detergent (it was a soap opera, after all). Never mind the free towel that came in every box, I became a breast aficionado at 14, so you can add that to the Dolly accolades. Putting her in the ranks with the Beatles is not only proper, but there is no other act worthy of it. A true loss, and I hope her suffering was brief.  T. Joseph Wilson 
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The Son of Jolene. Bob, we were part of perhaps the last song Dolly recorded and one of the last music videos she participated in. The story of the song and Dolly’s participation is described in Belles (Kelli) interview which ran on CNN yesterday. Belles was interviewed while at a truck stop in the middle of Montana, on the way to her show in Seattle tonight. 

At the video shoot, Dolly confided to Kelli that she missed being on Country radio and hoped she would hear Son of Jolene on the radio. We made a commitment to Dolly to do this. Released the song in the U.S., Canada, Uk and Australia. Interestingly, we quickly got to #7 in Australia and #18 in the UK. Dolly’s appreciation and love around the world is astounding. 

What’s also been interesting is the challenge in the U.S. to have a song played on Country radio. Despite the incredible outpouring of love that we are all witnessing, Belles and Dolly face the same challenges of many Country artists – new and old. Tight playlists dominated by Country stars, a rare breakout like Stella Lefty(let’s not go there!), corporate radio restructures every week, the politics dictated by the major record labels, …

What radio needs to hear and understand is the passion in Dolly’s voice on Son of Jolene, the joy on her face in the video she so graciously participated in, the words of wisdom she shared with Belles that day, including “Never sell your publishing!”

God bless Dolly Parton. Country’s greatest. 

Best,

David 

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david j. robkin
managing member
east music row records
deluge | music?nashville / los ángeles?www.delugemusic.com
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Around that time in ‘73 I was in my senior year in college. I was working the midnight to 6:00 graveyard at WVOJ in Jacksonville. VOJ was a 10kW AM station where the programming consisted entirely of mainstream country top 40 listed in Billboard. The PD had two stacks of 20 records set next to each turntable. The rotation was pretty obvious and there was a third pile of older hits that had to be played as well?
When Jolene came out he slipped a copy of the 45 into both piles ensuring extra rotation just for Dolly.

For the record I was never a listener to VOJ. It’s antennas were mostly lobed to cover the area west of downtown where the trailer parks and rednecks resided. Besides most on my record collection consisted of ThreeDogNight, Doobie Brothers, CSN, Allman Brothers, or Poco.?But the gig at VOJ paid $4.25 an hour and to be honest I kinda liked working there. I was the “token hippie” and at that time of day I was the only person at the station.

So between the Merle Haggard, Kris Kristofferson, or Conway Twitty there would be Dolly. She had a top ten hit earlier that year with “Travelin’ Man” and when Jolene popped out late 73, the PD slid in Travelin Man to the extra older hits pile.??As luck would have it, somehow Jolene appeared at the top of each pile in rotation for both Cue A and Cue B. I’m thinking how the hell did that happen so I thought “why not flange them?” Most likely I mentally engineered this whole thing thinking who’s gonna hear this anyway. (would it sound anything as cool as Axis Bold as Love?)? I introduced the song and spun up both records at the same time with only Cue A going to air and Cue B into the cue channel so I could know when they were synced up. I figured the choruses and final fade would be the right place to pot up turntable B. Out of no disrespect to Dolly I thought the added dimension of the swirling resonances brought the song to life.

Besides who was gonna know?

After the  end of the song the station owner called (like 3am I guess) and wanted to know what the fyk was going on with the transmitter. I told him I didn’t hear a problem with the on air feed, but I would leave a note for the chief engineer.

Working in country radio at that level was pretty low key and only important to a few hundred each night. But the old ladies that would call in to hear “Satin Sheets” or “Why Me” because it reminded them of their boys or husbands fighting in Vietnam, help explain a slice of America not normally viewed by most.

Dolly was a powerful woman who gave more than she consumed. I was always fascinated by her poise and down to earth intelligence. The world has lost a truly great songwriter and human being.

Never forget Dolly!

Will Eggleston
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For me, the intro to Dolly was not The Trio album 1987, that was a culmination.

For me it was a trifecta of 1970’s female singers who covered her in a five year period: Maria Muldaur (“Tennessee Mountain Home”, 1973), Linda Ronstadt (“I Will Always Love You” on Prisoner in Disguise, 1975, Emmylou Harris (“Coat of Many Colors” on Pieces of the Sky, 1975, and “To Daddy” on Quarter Moon in a Ten Cent Town, 1978).

My LA country rocker crowd was going, “Who is Dolly and what is happening here?” We were country fans only as deep as the rockers who fed it to us — Byrds, Eagles, Ronstadt, Jackson, etc etc. But we had to know.

In 1975, I was working at the newly-opened Tower Records Westwood Village, running the country-folk-bluegrass section, so I went a-digging, and pulled up Dolly’s “Jolene” album, only a year out from its 1974 release, and “The Bargain Store”, brand new in 1975. 

That was all it took. Gobsmacked, smitten, knocked clean out.??Now, I was writing LA country songs then, actually got my first cut in 1976 by Rusty Wier, a Texas artist with Outlaw cred, while still working at Tower, so at that time, I ate up any and all I of the ethos I could absorb, from Waylon and Willie, to Merle and George and Hank Snow and the Seldom Scene and, well, all of it. I got free tickets to see Dolly at the Roxy in 1977 or so, and was transfixed from that point on especially by her version of “Me and Little Andy”, which she sang alone, just her and her guitar, sitting on a stool. Transfixed, I tell ya.

I was still working there when “Here You Come Again” came out, a Barry Mann-Cynthia Weil song. I hated it, truth told, but it was Dolly, she was indelibly great, and I was glad she was getting crossover success. So I accepted it. And “Islands In the Stream”, and “9 to 5”, none of which hit me like those “trifecta” songs from a few years before.

So, for me, “Trio” was a cherry on top, getting to hear those amazing voices in rich harmony.

Her 2001 bluegrass album “Little Sparrow” transfixed me, especially her astonishing cover of Collective Soul’s “Shine” and her version of the Iain Matthews version of “Seven Bridges Road” (giving credit where due, the Eagles did not create that arrangement, Iain did in 1973 on his Valley Hi album on Elektra).

We flip to 2010, I played at Wilbert’s Food and Music in Cleveland, and my DJ friend R. Todd Richards (WBWC-FM The Sting) came to the show, and invited me to the station for a post-show interview for later broadcast, right before a super late night drive to Pittsburgh for a festival.

He gave me a DJ promo of a 26 song Dolly collection to keep me company on the drive. And I listened to “Jolene” on constant repeat for the whole 2 hours. Over and over again. And again. It got better and better, until 4am when I pulled into the Pittsburgh hotel and caught a few hours. Todd and I reminisced about that today as we commiserated over Dolly’s passing.

I never met her, never worked with her, only saw hew live once, but there was something… familial about her — the sweet sincerity, humble forthrightness about who she was and what she valued, lack of pretense even as she glammed it up big time, and her profoundly deep gifts as a singer, songwriter and storyteller. I will remain transfixed always. I just plain loved her.

Now I gotta go hear “Jolene” a few dozen times.

Dan Navarro
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My favorite sign of Dolly’s passing was:  “The apocalypse is closer than ever—the last universally loved person in the world has passed.”  Not sure who wrote it but they nailed it—she was a gem

I remember seeing her on those old Porter Wagoner shows in the early 70s and it was immediately obvious she was truly a star in waiting.  The cameras shot her head on so her profile was not a distraction.  

Aside from her musicianship, she was a good person on so many levels—children’s literacy is miles ahead of the past due to Dolly—she also supplied a lot of $$ to fight Covid—I never met her but know several who did and they always said she was a real person

Sad news ruined my day—the joy of Dolly in reflection made it waaaaay better

Frank Brandon
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My only Dolly story that I recall is second-hand. I was backstage at the Grand Old Opry at the Gospel Music Association Dove Awards. Kerry Livgren of Kansas had just won a Dove for Instrumental Album of the Year (for a grand and criminally underrated instrumental called “One of Several Possible Musiks”). I was standing next to Kerry, congratulating him when he blushed, “Dolly Parton just kissed me!” It was funny to see a star star-struck by the Country legend and beauty queen, who had presented him the dove-shaped trophy and planted on on his cheek.
?Doug Van Pelt