Warren Haynes-This Week’s Podcast

Warren Haynes is the number one utility player in rock music today. Whether with the Allman Brothers, Gov’t Mule, the Dead or other acts, for decades Warren has been playing guitar, without airs, depending only on chops, on stages and in studios throughout the nation. Furthermore, his vocals are as sweet as his guitar licks. Here we cover Warren’s start in North Carolina as well as the breakup of the Allman Brothers and more. Unassuming, yet articulate, Warren has miles of experience and is as vital as ever.

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Ethos/Bir Baskadir

I want to know the people who love this show. Because they’re right on my wavelength.

I like shows about people, their situations. And I’m not bothered by whether they’re likable or not, people in real life aren’t always likable, why do we need someone to identify with on the screen?

Not that that’s a big issue here. But it seems that people want a show that reflects their lives, and only their lives, but the truth is by watching “Ethos” they’ll feel more connected than with any of the American tripe on TV.

That’s right, “Ethos” is not American. It’s Turkish!

And yes, there are real people with real problems living in Turkey. All we hear about is Erdogan, who’s a strongman, causing unrest to the point where the U.S. recommends you not visit the country, then again, if you’re a foreigner, are you safe in the U.S?

It’s just utterly astounding to watch these shows set in faraway countries and find that really, the people are not so different from us. You should see the house Peri’s parents live in! It’s on the water, it’s like Venice, only it’s a wide river, not a dirty canal. And Peri laments the sale of the family vacation home. And there are pictures of her skiing. And she’s got the dream job of every parent, at least Jewish, SHE’S A DOCTOR! A psychiatrist. And she’s beautiful but a tight-ass and her life doesn’t really work.

Everybody’s got problems.

But there’s backlash. Unless you’re starving on the street in a third world nation you’re not entitled to talk about your woes. Why? Didn’t Depeche Mode sing that “people are people”? We share our humanity. And yes, some people think all day long about survival, and that’s sad, and should be addressed, but not at the cost of the discussion of our issues.

So Meryem keeps fainting so she ends up seeing Peri. Meryem is hobbled by religion and the weighty finger of her brother. You know how it is, then again, hopefully you don’t. There’s someone in the household who’s more powerful than you and if you’re yourself not only do they tell you to shut up, but that you are wrong. And you start to wonder, “maybe I am?” You lose track of what is right. Maybe you go away to college and gain another perspective, but too many people are beholden to their parents’ mores, their attitudes, it’s sad.

And Meryem’s sister-in-law is depressed. Anybody would see she needs treatment. But what if you’ve got no money, if you believe religion can solve all your problems, if you just pray to God…

That’s a running theme… Between the believers and the deniers.

And then there’s Sinan. Who lives larger than most of us and believes he’s God’s gift to women. That with cunning he can get whatever he wants. We all know this is not true.

And Peri sees Gulbin for supervision. And she talks and we’re privy to Gulbin’s perspective on her. Don’t you always wonder what your shrink thinks about you? You’ve got to be quite narcissistic to think you’re not sometimes boring them, or that they’re sick of hearing the same damn stories over and over and over again.

And Melisa is an actress, she’s recognized wherever she goes. But she’s pissed she’s in a soap opera, that she’s not doing real work.

So, on one hand we’ve got the story of Meryem, Yasin and his wife Ruhiye. They all live under one roof. And Yasin is a tyrant. You can’t get away with this behavior in the U.S. Then again, he’s bringing home the bacon, doing a job he doesn’t want to do.

And then there’s the Hodja, and his wife and daughter. The daughter wants to be modern, but the Hodja supposedly descends from God. Western music, dancing, really?

And Peri’s parents treat her like a child, but in some ways Peri is a child. Keeping herself in tip-top shape so she can meet a guy…but no guy would be interested in her, once they got to know her. You know people like this, who’ve jumped through all the hoops but when you pry below the surface, there’s trouble, you either retreat or it’s like riding a bucking bronco, trying to get the other to open up, to trust you.

And Gulbin… Like Peri, she too appears to have everything. But what is everything these days? Is it a good job with a concomitant lifestyle, or is it really all about family?

We make our choices, but none of us really know. You wake up one day and you realize this is the path you are on, sure you could change it, but you’d be starting from scratch when you’ve got an investment in this one.

And psychiatric help is a taboo in so many worlds. Even the U.S. Tell someone you’re seeing a shrink and the first question they’ll have is WHY? Never mind telling your parents, or the cause of your pain. You’re supposed to buck up, be optimistic and fly straight. But what if you can’t?

And what if you want to investigate life on this planet. What if you want to address the issues?

The funny thing is the U.S. is getting more like a third world country every day. Everything is black or white. You’re right or your wrong. You fight to the finish to defend your opinion, winning is more important than truth.

But the truth is we’re all confused, we’ve all got tons to learn, and we can only get this by talking to each other.

Most men don’t. Talk to each other that is.

That’s what I like most. Call me up with your problems, I’d much rather hear about them than your business. I’m not talking about your car breaking down and overwork, I mean what you feel! Guys are afraid of revealing their feelings. Which is why conversation is so much better with women, they’ll open up, every conversation is not a competition.

So “Ethos,” or “Bir Baskadir” in Turkish, is a slice of life drama. With people all over the economic stratum. They’re all equal, but they’re not. But they’ve all got wants, they’ve all had losses. Many question their choices, their lifestyles…

They call this life. “Ethos” is about life. There are no superheroes, there are few laughs, it’s about what life is like on this planet, all over the world. We’re all struggling, not all the time, but too much of the time. Unless we bury ourselves in work or religion so we don’t have to think, having been provided all the answers.

“Ethos” is on Netflix. You can search for it under that name. Be sure to watch in Turkish, with subtitles. It’s not hard to achieve. You ultimately feel like the characters are talking in English, not that I’m exactly sure how that happens.

I’m looking for series that draw me to the TV set, that I think about all day, that I can’t wait to watch. But too often series disappointment me. I’m interested in something shooting for the moon, that is not made for an audience, but is the true vision of the producer/director/writer. No compromise for the studio, no playing to the audience. It’s when you’re true to yourself that your work resonates.

And we’d tried another Turkish show and it had disappointed.

But I’d read a review of “Ethos” in the “Wall Street Journal.” I researched the ratings. All signs were thumbs-up. So I put it on the list.

And after the show we planned to watch was behind another paywall, we fired it up.

Turns out Turkey is a hotbed of dramas. That like Israel, the country is known for these programs, which play throughout the world. And the truth is they don’t make shows like this in the U.S., not this true to life. Even “thirtysomething,” which I adored, was not this gritty, not this down to earth, there was a patina of flash that real life doesn’t possess. But you could see yourself in “Ethos.” As a matter of fact, you will.

This is not “Call My Agent.” This is not lightweight farce. Not that it’s unbearably heavy, it’s just higher brow than most shows, it’s not pandering. You know if this is your kind of show. If so, put it at the top of your list. Well, after you’ve watched “Borgen,” “The Bureau,” and “Spiral” and…

“Ethos” is a show for those who hunt. Who believe streaming television is superior to film, because the length allows the story to be deeper, more fleshed-out. “Ethos” is a show for those who’ve already got the hits under their belts. “Ethos” is a show you’ll think about. And I don’t know you, but my mind is working all the time, nonstop. I cannot turn it off, I don’t want to turn it off! But so much of the time my thoughts and feelings are internalized, I feel alone. I’m looking to feel connected, to be known, to bond. Too often I feel like I’m the only person on the planet who feels this way. But when I watch a show like “Ethos,” I know I am not.

Maybe you’re like me. You’re going through the motions of life, but you’re looking for that edge, that extra zest. And I’m not talking about alcohol or drugs, the best highs are always natural. I’m talking about that feeling of being alive, on the planet, fully-realized, almost powerful. It’s thrilling. You focus, the rest of the world recedes. You have a peak experience that you hope never ends.

But it always does.

It’s unclear if there’ll be another season of “Ethos.”

Then again, one is not necessary, we’re not left wondering who shot J.R.

But it’s what I want. I want to invest, I want to binge. That’s why I hate HBO and Apple TV+ and the rest of the weekly dribblers. Give it to me all at once, let me marinate, this is not entertainment, to me it’s REAL LIFE!

Yes, “Ethos” is real life.

And if you’re real, you should watch it, you’ll dig it.

No One Is Interested

There’s a fiction that everybody cares, they do not.

That’s what sank the Grammys. Sure, they went young, but the belief that all young people care about these acts is plain wrong. Not that you’d expect an organization influenced by the major labels to understand that.

The ratings for everything are falling. Not only awards shows and sports. We all had to pay for ESPN on our cable system. Turns out many people don’t even want a cable subscription, they can live without sports entirely! But I thought baseball was the national pastime, I thought football was up front and center in the culture of America, embedded in our psyches, turns out that’s not true!

But we keep being told they are. Because of the investment of the perpetrators and a media that in many cases is blind to the truth and when it come to anything other than hard news is peopled by reporters so inured to the activity, or such rubes, that the truth never outs.

Let’s go back to Adele. “21” sold ten times its competitors. One has to ask, how popular was the competition? But that was ten years ago.

As for music, every week a manipulated chart is released to the press that references sales in a world where most people don’t even have a CD player, and despite the hype about a return to vinyl, the truth is a gross number is published, not a net, and when it comes down to actual sales numbers, the consumption is de minimis compared to streaming.

As for streaming… Spotify has gone on record that the pool of money keeps reaching further down. In other words, hit acts are getting less of it. And catalog keep growing. But that’s lost in the shuffle of the narrative that Spotify is the devil and is ripping off artists when that’s patently untrue. As for remuneration of “artists,” I point you to OnlyFans, which gets little press because it’s dominated by porn. Everybody now has an OnlyFans account, your next door neighbor. Women throughout the country are displaying their bodies in search of cash, but there’s not enough cash to go around. The “New York Times” did an exploration of this:         

“Jobless, Selling Nudes Online and Still Struggling – OnlyFans, a social media platform that allows people to sell explicit photos of themselves, has boomed during the pandemic. But competition on the site means many won’t earn much.”: https://nyti.ms/3eLdP3m

But to really know what is going on you must go to Reddit, where these women advertise their wares ad infinitum. Furthermore, because of the disinformation campaign, half of America discounts the “New York Times,” they trust opinion bloviation on the flat screen and rampant falsehoods online so the truth cannot get out. Which is funny, because the entertainment business has been built on falsehoods, they call it hype. You make up a story and people believe it. Did Frank Zappa really take a crap on stage? Of course not! But that’s a rumor that has sustained over fifty years, never mind what has come thereafter.

As for the declines in entertainment and sports ratings… The “Wall Street Journal,” has done a good job, along with the “Times,” of delineating them, after all it’s business. But the “Wall Street Journal” is behind a paywall, despite all this repetition of the falsehood that information wants to be free, because the rest of that aphorism is that information wants to be expensive! God, if people can’t get a statement like that right for decades, what are the odds truth is well-disseminated and well-known? And no, Hunter Thompson did not say the music business is a “cruel and shallow money trench,” etc. Thompson did write, but it was about TV, and he did not say “There’s also a negative side.” Read the truth here: https://bit.ly/3cHV9yX But you’d rather wallow in your delusion, believing you know best and are better than those who believe in Trump when you’re just as susceptible to disinformation and falsehoods, never mind the truth hiding in plain sight, all over the web.

But it’s easier to just say awards shows are dead. Or that baseball must be quicker. Or the NBA is sans stars most people can relate to. Or the NHL always had limited appeal. The truth is the head of the pin is shrinking, while the pin itself gets ever longer, not that those at the end of the pin can make bucks. The truth is at the end of the pin you’ve got tracks posted to Spotify that have never ever been listened to, not even by the artists’ parents!

Come on, watch the Grammys. Do you truly think most people care about these acts? As for the awards themselves, in an era where acts like Mariah Carey compete with the Beatles for most number ones and awards are given out like candy, we’re supposed to be impressed that Beyonce tied or broke some record? Most of the public has never ever heard her latest music, if any of her music at all!

If you’re atop the Spotify Top 50, you get in the neighborhood of a million plays a day. Now, if you’re a fan of an act, how many times do you play their music? Especially if you’re young. And you might even have it on in the background. There’s a very good chance that a hundred thousand people are playing the track ten times. And the next day, it’s not a different hundred thousand, but many of the same people. And we live in a country of 328.2 million. As for number 50, it gets fewer than half of the streams of number 1.

And then we’ve got concert tours. Let’s say you go on the road and play 50 dates at 50 arenas. Let’s say there are 20,000 seats available and you sell out, when the truth is it’s a very rare arena that’s got that many seats. That means you played to a million fans. In a country of 328.2 million? That’s nothing! And Garth Brooks has illustrated that demand is not unlimited. He plays in a city until demand is filled, to keep ticket prices low, he does not play for months, he doesn’t even play for one month, most people just have no interest in seeing him!

But Garth made it in the old days.

And the old days were very different. There was no streaming TV. Today, unless you’re on SNL or “CBS Sunday Morning” an appearance generates nothing…other than a high quality video. And SNL doesn’t sell an act as much as it shows the rest of the industry that it’s a priority. Still, people grovel for late night appearances. And the ratings of these shows keep going down, as the pie keeps growing. There’s the Jimmys and Colbert, never mind their competitors. In the reign of Carson, no one could compete, no one! Dick Cavett had a run appealing to intellectuals, but that was relatively brief. Now, with choice, turns out people would rather watch someone else, never mind not watch at all. Jimmy Fallon, who has national mindshare because of his SNL appearances in the old days, draws fewer than two million people a night. Can we stop hearing about him and his show! And ratings of these late night shows were propped up by Trump, now they’re falling.

But even worse is music. In the old days radio was king. Terrestrial radio is a pauper today, but not if you listen to the disinformation spread by the industry ad infinitum. You can’t find someone under twenty who listens to terrestrial radio, but the industry keeps telling us this is untrue. Meanwhile, being the easiest platform to manipulate, which reaches the most people, despite fewer than ever before, major labels concentrate on radio, make it seem important when it is not. As for satellite radio… SiriusXM has 34.91 million paying subscribers. But it also has over 150 channels. That’s what people are paying for, choice and no commercials on music channels. Do you think all 34.91 million are tuning into the same channel at the same time? Do you think all 34.91 million are actually listening all the time? Of course not! SiriusXM is a modern product, with nearly unlimited choice, otherwise people wouldn’t subscribe. As for politics…it has both left and right! It’s a big country out there.

And then there are the old days of record sales… The Eagles and Michael Jackson sold in excess of 30 million of one album! In the nineties, 10 million sales were de rigueur! They even had to invent a new sales award for that plateau, “diamond.” There hasn’t been a diamond record in forever, no one can reach that many people. Never mind in those days not only was radio still key, there was only one MTV, one national station that everybody tuned into, a veritable monoculture. So if you made it prior to the internet, chances are you can still tour today, that’s how impactful your music was. Quick, check the chart from ten years ago…can any of these acts even sell a ticket, never mind in a prodigious number?

Turns out people don’t only hate commercials, if they’re under 60, they live in a pure on demand world. And what they want is so varied. Music used to be everything in the sixties, there was very little competition for mindshare. Today? Music is background to many, who cares about the music and lives of these self-promoting nincompoops constantly trolling for dollars and telling us about it. Which is why acts keep popping from TikTok. Turns out the public wants to be involved, and the public oftentimes has different interests than the so-called titans of industry. Is there any label whatsoever who would have signed Lil Nas X? Of course not! He had to make it and promote it himself. And in a fast-moving world he will never reach that pinnacle of mindshare ever again. He created a novelty hit pumped up by the industry and the media into a fake controversy about blacks in country music. There’s little there there. Which makes sense in a world where the performers are ever younger and surrounded by a team to create their product. Come on, the Beatles did not need a team. They had the band, a producer and an engineer. They didn’t need outside writers, never mind ones for the beat and another for the lyrics. Sometimes you get so far from the garden that there’s no there there!

Dua Lipa makes music to move your body to. It’s nice. But if you’re looking to her for answers…you must be an uneducated nitwit. Post Malone is a rocker who went hip-hop to break through and now we’re not sure who or what he is, never mind those inane face tattoos that make him look like a freak. How hard can hip-hop be then? Which is one attraction of the format, it’s more of a democracy, the trophy is passed around, but if you’re not in the scene do you really care? As for the face tattoos…you can call me an oldster all day long, but you’re never going to be able to get a job at Apollo with those. And if you don’t know what Apollo is, or BlackRock, the joke is on you. Certainly everybody at the elite institutions does, they want a job there upon graduation, and everybody in the financial sector. But the public does not. And most don’t even care, they’re too busy down in their own niche!

Yes, we have endless stimulation, information at our fingertips.

There are over 300+ magazines on Apple News+. I guarantee you there’s not a person in the world who’s got the same favorites as me. I subscribe to 63 publications. You can’t tell me of a single person who ever had that many print subscriptions, never ever. And how many people even have an Apple News+ subscription? The number is low. And irrelevant of the cost, I can tell you there’s not much there. Turns out many publications are just b.s., filler by freelancers in between high gloss ads. The writing is bad and oftentimes the writers are far from experts. As for “Billboard”… Never have this many blind incompetents constructed a magazine. Yes, you get “Billboard” with Apple News+. It reads like press releases written by junior high school students. But it calls itself the “Bible.” For whom, the illiterate? And the industry quotes its aforementioned manipulated numbers, there’s almost nothing there! As for “Rolling Stone”…it’s behind a paywall, resulting in instant marginalization. And it’s branched out into product recommendation, never mind allowing people to pay for inclusion: https://bit.ly/30StJRr I tweeted that, it had no impact, no legs, despite my having 67,400 followers. Not only are a ton inactive, the truth is Twitter is an endless firehose and most people never see your tweets, even if they’re following you!

You want to make it to the top. But the truth is the top doesn’t even exist anymore. Nothing has that level of mindshare, nothing! Other than politics. Because that truly impacts people’s lives. Not entertainment fodder, not as presently constructed. Then again, story is still king, and if you do it right people will still be riveted to the flat screen. But how many other people are watching the Turkish drama that is so true to life that I’m loving it right now? Not many!

If you’ve got anybody interested in your work, give yourself a pat on the back. And the truth is very little builds. And once you build it, don’t expect to become dominant. At best you can become someone in your niche, like jam band music. You can have fans, you can make a good living, but most people will never hear of you, and you’ll never get on the Grammy stage. And if for some reason you do and you expect it to blow up your career? The laugh will be on you. There’s nothing we can’t ignore in today’s world. Nothing!

It’s not like the lights have not been flashing. Bruce Springsteen sang of 57 channels, now there are too many channels to count! As for Springsteen himself, people know his name, as a result of MTV. But not only do his records have few listeners, he doesn’t sell out everywhere. Yes, Bruce Springsteen! We don’t even have to evaluate the music, most people just don’t care!

The internet offered seemingly infinite choice. And not only from the professionals. Turns out you could generate your own content, which can be very fulfilling. Yet, the old institutions keep repeating the old formulas like nothing has changed. Come on, think about it. An almost four hour TV show featuring multiple acts in different genres all fawning over each other over irrelevant awards, with endless commercials interspersed? And if you are interested in music, there’s a good chance the kind you prefer wasn’t even included.

We live in a completely different world and no one will acknowledge this. The “New York Times” has 7.5 million subscribers. Tell me, why should I pay nearly as much to subscribe to the local rag, which is thin and nowhere near the quality? The L.A. “Times” is the size of a pamphlet and the entertainment section, which isn’t even published every day, is often just an extension of the entertainment industrial complex. Who needs that? Not many. Which is why subscriptions are so low.

But the inane people in the news industry keep saying we need to save these papers. Why? We need local news, but they’re doing a piss-poor job of covering and disseminating it.

We’re living in an era of chaos, we’re all in our own little worlds. For twenty years, the internet wreaked havoc, disrupting and destructing. Now the dust has settled, why do we think everything is the same as it ever was? The disruption has calmed down. Now it’s about content. We, as a society, are trying to figure it out. One thing is for sure, everybody in the old, pre-disrupted world, is doing their best to cling to the old model instead of facing the truth and marching into the future. And they keep telling us they’re important and we should pay attention WHEN MOST PEOPLE DON’T EVEN CARE!

Reinventing The Oscars

1. Include TV. Television is no longer the poor stepsister to movies. The line between TV and film is fluid. Those both in front and behind the camera work in both paradigms. Forget the charter, forget the past, you either disrupt yourself or you get disrupted. Next year, TV too!

2. Story, story, STORY! Traditional awards shows are dead. Trying to be everything to everybody went out with the last century. You’re creating a movie. Something that can be watched again and again, irrelevant of the awards presentations. Today if you missed the Oscars, you never go back and watch the show, you know who the winners are and that’s the only thing that counts. But if the show had story, which Hollywood specializes in, that would be different.

3. Edgy! It’s like Velcro. Our loops are eager to be grabbed by your hooks. But with no hooks, with all the rough edges smoothed off, there’s nothing to attach the viewer to the enterprise. In this era truth rules. We can argue all day long whose truth it is. But worst case scenario there’s argument about elements…THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT! You want the show to elicit conversation, to have legs. There’s not much to say about today’s high concept, superhero movies, but prior to the high concept/tent pole era, this was de rigueur. And this high concept stuff may do boffo at the b.o., but streaming television has taught us it’s all about the niches, going deep therein.

4. No monologue. The monologue is only good if you make fun of yourself, for having bad jokes. The best at this was David Letterman, and he failed as an Oscar host! Then again, he was TV in an era of film, pre-internet. What do jokes have to do with movies? Vaudeville died and the monologue should too.

5. FAN INVOLVEMENT! Time to come down from the high horse and engage with the hoi polloi, who are creating all day long on platforms like YouTube and TikTok. First, you have a publicly voted Oscar. Call it “Movie of the Year,” the CMAs have “Entertainer of the Year,” despite giving out awards in very specific categories, you can do it too. And on TikTok they’ve even recreated whole movies! The best fan made movie gets shown on the telecast and the winner gets money, a deal, who knows, SOMETHING! Actually, exposure is more important than cash, people want to be stars, you’ve got to blow the winner up!

6. Social media presence. Trump showed us the power of this. The Oscars should have a daily presence on all social platforms. Facebook for old people, Twitter for the info hungry, Instagram for the visually focused and regular discussions on Clubhouse, assuming that platform still exists a year from now. An audience takes a long time to build. You’ve got to start now, with a plan, and keep at it, perseverance is everything online, and wait for word to spread. You can’t create virality artificially, you’ve got to release great content on a regular basis to achieve this.

7. STATISTICS/DATA! We live in an era of data transparency, the younger generation knows this, it’s only the older people who are ultra-concerned about privacy, the younger generations are open books. How about releasing the final vote totals? Maybe even have run-offs to make it more interesting. There shouldn’t be so many Best Picture nominees UNLESS there is ranked voting.

8. Where are they now? This clickbait always works. Check in with the stars of yore, even the ones who’ve led less than successful lives. This is what made “28 Up” so great. Neil was the most interesting character. We’re trying to get emotional involvement, people need to care!

9. No more backslapping! Just like there are salary caps in sports, there must be advertising limits. Ads just cheapen the whole affair, they’re a waste of money, it appears the studios are just trying to buy the Oscars and in many cases have succeeded, can you say Gwyneth Paltrow in “Shakespeare in Love”? Maybe a complete advertising ban. Hell, they have that in Vermont, it’s called Act 250, no billboards, and the landscape is much more beautiful.

10. No elitism. Today everybody is equal. Come down off your throne, you’re no better than we are. Maybe some footage of stars living their own boring lives. Bring the Oscars down to earth.

11. MAKE ALL THE FILMS VIEWABLE! Every film must be viewable by the audience on an established streaming platform.

12. If you die you’re immediately disqualified from competing, you get a special Oscar. We’re trying to get rid of sympathy wins here.

13. Funny/niche categories. This is what the MTV Movie Awards pioneered, and like Apple does with Android, you should steal the best ideas. They can be frivolous or serious. Best kiss or best acting against type. If you can’t laugh at yourself, you’re not worth watching these days.

14. One time is not enough! Look at music, Ariana Grande put out three albums in a year, today’s young acts constantly release singles, it’s only the old farts who are invested in albums, which oftentimes come and go in a weekend, despite being labored over for years. You’ve got to come up to bat constantly. And a failure no longer hurts you. As long as you have enough winners. Oscars should not be one Sunday in the winter, they must be a year-round thing!

15. Streaming platforms are your friend. I know you’re inured to that network money, but the truth is networks are history, which is why they all have streaming platforms. There must be on demand Oscar content on EVERY streaming platform!

16. Maybe instead of one show on one night, it’s Oscar week. One award per night, each on a different streaming service, and then YouTube the next day. You’ve got to build excitement.

17. Outfits. If you can’t immediately buy ’em, you can’t wear ’em. Hook up with the designers, get the goods in the store the very next day, Steve Jobs was an expert at this, immediate gratification. There’s probably more money in selling clothing than TV rights!