Movie Grosses

If I read one more story that the movies are back…

You might be surprised to discover that “Spider-Man: Brand New Day” has grossed 50% more than “The Odyssey,” the supposed talk of the summer.

That’s right, “Spider-Man” has a domestic gross of $785,831,670 compared to “The Odyssey”‘s $504,680,370, and “Spider-Man” has been in release two weeks less!

Furthermore, “The Odyssey” gross has been boosted by IMAX screenings/attendance, which cost 20-60% more per ticket and represent 30% of the film’s overall gross.

So why are we subjected to endless reams of hype celebrating the success of “The Odyssey” and at this point barely hear crickets re “Spider-Man”?

Because the press likes the story. Another “Spider-Man?” Meh. But some big, new extravaganza from one of the few directors who can sell a picture by name alone? Based on a Greek classic that the great unwashed have never read?

What is sold as mass is not.

And what have we learned from the above two successes? That movies have become an event business, a land of a couple of successful moonshots, this is not evidence of a healthy business, this is representative of a business that has lost its soul and has no time for that which is not a mega-success, if for no other reason than marketing for the cheap movie costs as much as that for the expensive film.

Looking at the year-to-date chart…

There are only 18 films that exceed $100 million in domestic gross. And only eight of those flicks are originals. And in the top ten, besides “The Odyssey,” one of the originals is “Michael,” which grossed far more than expected, but still was akin to a sequel, the studio was not starting from scratch with an unknown quantity.

As for the other originals in the top ten… You’ve got “Obsession” and “Backrooms,” which are definitely hits, but from outsiders. This is where a renaissance in the health of the business could grow from. But other than horror, no one wants to distribute a low budget movie. Hell, film festival sales are down.

In order for the movie business to recover, people have to get into the habit of going to the theatre on a regular basis, knowing that something good will be playing every weekend. But this is not the case, we’ve got a few hits and a bunch of dreck. But the somnambulant movie press refuses to address the fact that its cheese has been moved, that the audience has moved online, to streaming, and that the theatrical business is moribund with less of a future than ever.

Yes, the film business depends on new product, out of the box, risky stuff that titillates the audience. Despite the success of “Spider-Man,” superhero sequels are no longer doing boffo at the b.o….

As for something new and different… Streaming is where you get it. Netflix is derided because it doesn’t release almost any of its movies in theatres, but Netflix makes 25-50 films a year, and viewership is through the roof, because friction is nearly nonexistent. You’ve already paid, you don’t have to pay attention to press, you just log on and see the new product that appeals to you on the homepage.

But this isn’t sexy enough for the so-called auteurs, who believe that every film must be seen in a theatre.

But the truth is the number one platform is YouTube. Because it’s cutting edge and innovative.

Meanwhile, Hollywood has its knickers in a twist, fearful that the Paramount/Warner Bros. Discovery will result in fewer productions.

Theatrical business is like Vegas. There are no DVD sales to prop up grosses, never mind video stores. A film either opens big or does not, almost nothing grows.

And the marketing cycle is all off. Windows make no sense to the audience in an on demand world where if you’re aware of it now, you want to consume it now. You mean I’ve got to wait weeks for VOD and then months for it to trickle down to a service I pay for? By that time, with the tsunami of product, I no longer remember the movies of even a few months ago.

But, but, BUT! If Netflix drops a movie or a complete series… It’s out of cycle with the press. The press likes something dripped out week by week so they can write about it. Otherwise, it’s one and done.

But the press is out of touch with the public. The public doesn’t care about the endless stories, the updates in the paper, they want it all now, they binge it and move on to something new. You don’t try to artificially slow down the cycle…

Meanwhile, Netflix is adding games and podcasts trying to catch up with YouTube and Hollywood is arguing over how many films Ellison is going to make when people have gotten out of the habit of going to the movies on a regular basis.

You can’t stop progress.

Then again, if I read one more fakokta article about the return of physical product in the music business… How about those inane articles about cassettes coming back?

Bottom line, the true bottom line, is that streaming accounts for 84% of revenue. And, physical sales are usually accounted for on a retail basis, whereas streaming is inherently wholesale. And people buy vinyl who don’t even have turntables.

Buy all the discs you want, but if you think physical is coming back, you’ve probably still got a CD player in the dashboard of your car, never mind a cassette deck!

So until we can agree on a narrative, we cannot march forward.

Then again, disruptors have eaten the lunch of the establishment over and over again. Netflix succeeded in plain sight.

Meanwhile, we keep hearing that more films need to be made for theatrical release. Why not release the album exclusively on vinyl first? And make it so it doesn’t hit streaming services for month. Those records would be dead on arrival, because access is everything.

The audience will show up for an event picture.

But they will not show up for more pictures on a regular basis and they are never going to again.

But all the talk is about the Paramount/Warner Bros. Discovery merger and the theatrical business.

The general public doesn’t care. Even Zaslav wants out, so he can get his big paycheck before the entire enterprise sinks.

But don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story.

Potpourri-SiriusXM This Week

Movie Syncs/Best Opening Track/Best Song Not The Single

Tune in August 15th to Faction Talk, channel 103, at 4 PM East, 1 PM West.

If you miss the episode, you can hear it on demand on the SiriusXM app. Search: Lefsetz

Erick the Architect-This Week’s Podcast

Songwriter, performer, producer Erick the Architect created the track featured in the Apple WWDC presentation in June. We go deep into that process as well as Erick’s career in the Flatbush Zombies and…

Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/erick-the-architect/id1316200737?i=1000783119847

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Ritchie Blackmore Returns

https://x.com/MrGameHunter/status/2087737677885866359

Now that made me smile.

I’ve been reading about this all day, how Ritchie Blackmore was going to return to Deep Purple for one night only, FOR ONE SONG ONLY!

It’s been 33 years. Then again, this means that Ritchie played with Purple in the nineties. It’s hard to keep Purple history straight. After all, this was a band that made it on Bill Cosby’s Tetragrammaton label in the sixties with “Hush” and then emerged in the seventies as a heavy band, what we used to call metal, what would be called hard rock today, and although “In Rock” got very good reviews, assuming you saw one, it wasn’t until the summer of ’73 when a live track from “Made in Japan” emerged on FM (and then even the AM airwaves!) opening with what became the most iconic riff in rock.

Well, is it?

What, are we going to go with “Stairway to Heaven”? Well, that’s not really a riff. Even “Whole Lotta Love,” a ubiquitous hit single, you don’t find guitar newbies whipping that one off.

Nor “Taxman” or another Beatles song.

No, when you’ve got a rudimentary knowledge of the instrument and you want to play a song…

Once upon a time it was “Gloria.”

And for a little while before that it was “Louie Louie”…

So how excited do I want to get about this? I saw today’s Deep Purple, or at least the 21st century Deep Purple, perform all of “Machine Head” at the Wiltern about twenty years back, with the guitarist from Kansas, you know, the one who became an airline pilot… And that was excellent, because Ian Gillan was back in the band. And it’s always about the vocalist, didn’t Alice Cooper prove that, that he didn’t need the band?

As for Blackmore, he left Purple after the band lost its mojo with David Coverdale, who needed to slide it in to Tawny Kitaen and make his own bombastic music with Whitesnake to break through, but…

Blackmore did bring Ronnie James Dio to the forefront, who’d been plying the boards forever. “Man on the Silver Mountain” was ubiquitous on FM, but I must say I prefer Dio’s “The Last in Line” to anything he did with Ritchie or Black Sabbath, but… Subsequent to that, neither Purple nor Blackmore had any real hits. But, Blackmore is a legend in anybody’s book and…

I’m getting ready to brush my teeth, and I’m surfing the dreaded social media, whereupon I stumble on a video of tonight’s reunion performance.

I wasn’t expecting much. Too much time has passed. And it’s always audience videos and…you had to be there, and I wasn’t.

So Ritchie walks on stage like the 81 year old he is. As in hesitantly and a bit unsteady and…

The roadie hands him his cord… Ritchie Blackmore don’t need no stinkin’ wireless, and…

Once his Stratocaster is powered up, he tests it, as we are all wont to do to check the amplification.

And what comes out of the speaker?

It’s indelible, he just hits a chord, that’s it, just one strum, just a warm-up, but it’s unmistakable, this is the sound of SMOKE ON THE WATER!

You know, when they all went down to Montreux, on the Lake Geneva shoreline. Frank Zappa and the Mothers were performing, as for Funky Claude, he was a real guy, an impresario, did you see his obit? They did a good job when he died a bit over a decade ago.

And now I’m primed.

Really, are they going to play it?

Well, why else would he have that sound… And as many people have played it…when you hear Blackmore play it, it’s in the pocket, it’s exactly like the record, not a facsimile, but the real thing.

And Blackmore crosses the stage to say hi and connect with Gillan, who looks like he just came from Margaritaville… From a distance, you might mistake him for Dean Torrence. Gillan’s hair has been short for a while now, all the rock airs, he’s discarded them…there’s no image.

And then…

And THEN!!!

Blackmore goes right into it…

THE MOST FAMOUS RIFF IN ROCK HISTORY!

Everybody knows it, everybody can play it, but not like Ritchie Blackmore… The sound, the cadence…

And I’m sitting there thinking how this is the musical highlight of the year. Completely unexpected.

Nothing lives up to the hype. We’ve got oldsters refusing to retire running on fumes, a mere shadow of themselves, in some cases ruining their legacy, and Richie Blackmore shows up at a gig in Jones Beach AND SHOWS US ALL HOW IT’S DONE!

Oh, forget Olivia Rodrigo. Kelly Clarkson. Even Taylor Swift, never mind Morgan Wallen, not a single one of them or anybody else in the Spotify Top 50 has a track this famous, that reached EVERYBODY, that is known by heart by an entire generation.

Smoke on the water…
And fire in the sky.

This is the power of rock and roll… Not really different from Little Richard, you can’t help but move your body, the sound infects you, squeezes the rest of the world right out of you and you’re happy and when you see it live…

It’s everything you ever wanted.

It’s unstoppable, like a freight train.

And they’re halfway through the number and Ritchie is soloing like it’s the seventies, blowing all the amateurs off the stage, the ones begging for attention on the internet…effortless for him, but everything to us.

It doesn’t get any better than this.