1

I haven’t washed my car since September.

Tuesday I had to drive to Melrose to drop off my tax information. Sure, I could have mailed it, even FedEx’ed it, but I didn’t want to take any risk, as so many of the documents were one of a kind. And as I was sitting in traffic…I said to myself THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME!

Now L.A. has the worst traffic in America. But it wasn’t heavy this day. Maybe because it was the July 4th week. But even so, all three map apps said it would take between 27 and 29 minutes to get there, just east of La Cienega.

And I love to drive. And I’ve got no problem with traffic. And I was flipping the presets on SiriusXM from Howard to music to NPR, and on NPR I found this very interesting story…that I can’t really remember right now, but I know it’s in there somewhere. I’m not one of the NPR people. Whenever they e-mail to be on, which is not recently, there are few translatable stories in the music business right now, other than sponsorship and greed, they tell me about the outlet’s reach, as in it reaches more people than any of the news on TV. And this is true, if you’re on NPR people hear you, I always get emails after appearing on NPR, but I can be on TV stations and there are crickets, except for CNN International, which seemingly every American traveler turns on in their hotel room. I’m on at some ungodly hour, late in the evening on the west coast, and I always hear from friends in Asia and Europe that they saw me. Fascinating. So be on NPR. The rest of the outlets? Pretty much a circle jerk.

Like today’s L.A. “Times.” All the articles in the Calendar section were hype. Sure, there were a few reviews, but the rest of it is endless b.s. from celebrities hawking their new product. I mean who cares at this point? Meanwhile, I read on Twitter that the new Minions movie was set on fire via TikTok. If you’ve been following the receipts, it got bad reviews, and the last Pixar film released to theatres was a financial disappointment, but this Minions movie, “The Rise of Gru”? It’s been doing boffo at the b.o. Meaning that despite all the kiddie product released direct to video during the pandemic, parents will still take their children out to the theatre. What does this mean? I’m not exactly sure, it is summer, do they just want a baby sitter for a while?

So so many of my “commutes” have fallen by the wayside since the pandemic. Doctors? I see them via Zoom. My psychiatrist gave up his office. And now, years later, I can see all the time I’ve saved.

And, all the action is at home. I can sit in front of my screen and reach the world, never mind take the temperature of the world. This is impossible out. While you’re driving you can’t pay full attention, as for doing all your work on your phone… Did you ever notice that you read an e-mail on your phone and get all pushed out of shape and then when you read it on the big screen, on your desktop or laptop, it’s nowhere near as heinous as you think, sometimes even positive? Has happened to me too many times. Now I’m reluctant to send serious e-mail responses immediately on my phone, I may get the attitude wrong, never mind the response.

And when I’m deep in the heart of the city, I think about everybody going to lunch.

Now in truth, there are a lot of people who go to lunch with a different person every day, it’s networking. Funnily enough, they always go to restaurants near their office, they don’t burn much time. But their dining companions? You’ve got to get in the car, drive, park, eat and then repeat. You lose hours. To accomplish? This is very different from a meeting to seal a deal, this is just conversation, is it worth this time investment? Is it worth it to talk live to anybody these days?

This is another thing the boomers can’t understand about the Millennials and Gen-Z, I hear it all the time…PICK UP THE PHONE! The younger generation communicates electronically, i.e. e-mail, iMessage, etc. Whereas the boomers work on the phone. They’re confounded that the office can be so quiet. But this is the way the world is going. Electronic is so much better. You don’t waste so much time, you get to the heart of the matter, and you’re not on hold, even worse not waiting for a call back. That’s one of the reasons I hate to call, because then I can’t relax until the call is returned, which may not even be the same day. I know, in the office this is de rigueur. But in the creative world, you cannot work unless you’re in the zone without distractions. If people tell you otherwise…well, I guess there are exceptions, but I don’t know any. That’s why recording studios are dark, with no windows, you want to remove the act from the real world, create a unique space.

So I’m hiking in the mountains listening to the Pivot podcast. That’s basically where Kara Swisher asks questions of Scott Galloway. Ms. Swisher is constantly dropping names and engagements, but as a result she doesn’t smear people like her compatriot. Galloway lays down the truth. Like Swisher repeating her take on the Elon Musk Twitter employees meeting. Yes, she had access, very cool. But she drank the kool-aid, Galloway wasn’t buying it. Elon Musk has been backing out of the Twitter deal almost since its inception, and Galloway is not letting him off the hook.

But during this podcast, they were talking about working from home. Scott’s take was very interesting, if you want to get ahead, if you want to be mentored, go to the office. And that rang true. But most of the younger generation don’t want to return, they don’t want to waste all that time, just like me!

Now in truth the days of tech wonderment are done. All the new hardware, then the new software. For nearly two decades tech drove the culture, now it’s politics. Behind that? Well, there’s streaming television and in a distant last place music, which abdicated its power all by itself. Have you been reading all the stories talking about how music sucks?

Well, first let me say if you want to keep up on what is going on in the tech sphere, you’ll get hooked on Pivot, this is the episode I was referencing:

“Twitter, Layoffs, and Streaming: Pivot’s Q2 Quarterly Review”: https://apple.co/3c3CkJX

As for those articles about the decline of music…

One is by political writer Umair Haque:

“Forget the Apocalypse, Let’s Talk About What Happened to Music – Why Music doesn’t Sound Like Music Anymore”: https://bit.ly/3RjiD0O

The other article is in “Inc.”:

“Why Music Has Lost Its Charms – There’s little doubt that corporations have stifled creativity”: https://bit.ly/3InIxwh

This second article is by Howard Tullman, a VC guy.

Do I really care what either of these guys have to say? Especially the one with money? Not at all. I could quibble with their analyses, but once a concept, a wave of information gains hold, you know there’s something there. The truth is the recording industry, as practiced by the major labels, skews to an ever smaller slice of the population, and very rarely does it provide cutting edge tracks that impact the culture at large. Like I said, the music business has abdicated its power, no one took it away.

2

So I used to go to the car wash.

And then during Covid, I started washing my car myself, I bought all the equipment, the varying brand name cleaners and shammys and…even a clean bucket!

And the effort was not that major, not that I could get it up to clean my car that often, there’s that nasty time factor once again. Never mind I seem categorically unable to wash my car without getting wet myself.

But now we’ve got a water shortage in Southern California.

Have you been reading about that glacier coming down in Italy? I have, being addicted to skiing, all things mountains. Read this:

“Glacier Tragedy Shows Reach of Europe’s New Heat”: https://nyti.ms/3uyZXjT

If you’re not horrified about global warming reading this, you’re probably the CEO of an energy company. As for the Republican party which installed these Supreme Court justices beholden to the energy suppliers, the big story in the news is how the Conservative party revolted against Boris Johnson, a serial liar, never mind bad actor, but the Republicans never revolted against Trump. Johnson didn’t want to go, but everybody kept resigning. In other words, the Republicans are wimps. I’m gonna lose a few more subscribers here, but I’ve got to stand up for the truth a bit, and the Republicans are the sorest winners I’ve ever encountered. As for Tucker Carlson…

You’ve got to see this performance. This is what the Tuckster said about Taylor Lorenz:

“She showed up to an interview wearing some sort of face gear, was she going to rob a liquor store? We don’t know.”

Lorenz’s big offense? Interviewing someone in public while she wore a mask, having underlying immune issues.

Check it out: https://bit.ly/3PaFaLX

So, needless to say I can’t be seen with a hose in front of my house, cleaning my car, hell, you can only water your lawn once a week.

As for going to the car wash…

Well, I’ll spend twenty bucks.

Now wait, I’m not going to go at all, because of my immune issue. I finally have enough B-cells to get the vaccine again, I now have 39.33 antibodies, which is better than none, which had been my total previously. But you want 150. 100 is okay. I just got a second shot, but I could only get a booster, not a full shot, I won’t bother you with the rigamarole, I’ll be tested again in ten days.

Anyway, my car is a disaster. Completely covered in dirt. Just leave your car out one night in SoCal and it’ll be covered in dust. And we only have a one car garage, so it’s got to be on the street.

Now I’d say I’d wait for rain, but that won’t come until at least September, if not later.

But really, the problem is the sap. These yellow dots all over my damn car. I can take it to the car wash and they don’t even make a dent on them.

So Felice sent me a discount coupon for Washos. 15% off!

Well, am I really gonna spend fifty bucks to wash my car?

Well, by time you get through tipping at the car wash you’ve spent twenty, and it’s not even clean.

So I start doing the research.

NEVER EVER GO DEEP! Or at least know how to reject the outliers. Search online and you’ll find someone talking crap about everything, listen to them and you won’t buy anything. And there was one picture on Reddit of a guy with a brand new Panamera, who bought a detailing package and… The pictures tell it all.

I was horrified.

But I’ve got a seventeen year old car which came with a crappy paint job to begin with.

Now dig into Washos and you’ll find they use this non-water cleaning method. But my car is uber-dirty. So… Can they really clean it this way?

When I decide to jump in (frustrated with a couple of other problems in my life, I figured taking action washing my car would show I had some power), I booked Washos a day later. And did I want a cleaning with water or non-water? But they say if your car is really dirty, they’re gonna have to use water. But water is free, and non-water is an extra five bucks. I ended up checking them both. But I’d filled out the form a couple of times and the date reverted to a couple of hours hence so I changed it, canceled, and then started all over.

I booked for one today. Now even amateurs know you shouldn’t wash your car in the bright sun. But better to take action than to do nothing.

So the guy came ten minutes late. No biggie, they said to give him fifteen.

And he immediately asked me to move my car to the shade. Which was not all-encompassing, but good enough for him. And I pointed out where the spigot was, and he said HE BROUGHT HIS OWN WATER!

Now the guy pulled up in a car better than mine, a new Dodge.

So I left him to it, he said it would take about an hour and fifteen. And then he’d get me to move the car closer to an outlet so he could vacuum.

So, I go out there to move it and… I’m positively stunned. My car hasn’t looked this good in years! All the sap is gone, I’m astounded. However, a couple of the glued-on letters have disappeared from the tailgate. Hmm… He should have mentioned to me they came off. I ended up walking to the shade and finding them. Then again, how pissed can I be? One of the glued-on letters came off when I was washing the car a year ago. And it is a damn old car.

So then, when I’m walking back inside, I notice the wheels are still dirty. I don’t know what it is with my car, it’s very different from the BMWs I’ve owned previously. As in you can clean the rims…AND THEY GET CLEAN!

He said he was going to clean them.

About twenty minutes later I came out… And they were!

Now the next thing I have to do is get my car serviced. But because of Covid they no longer give you a wash for free. And your car has to arrive relatively clean to begin with, otherwise they don’t respect it, at least that’s my thought. But really…

CHALK THIS UP AS A VICTORY!

As for leaving my house to run any kind of errand ever again…

Let’s not forget, there’s Instacart, and Amazon Prime…

https://www.washos.com

And here’s a 20% discount code, supposedly good through November 4th: TIME20

Finally, Washos is not available everywhere and I’m only testifying as to the basic wash, beyond that, re detailing etc…you’re on your own.

That’s right, Mr. Simple Minds! We cover everything from Bowie to Iovine to Hynde to his hotel in Sicily… Jim is a charismatic raconteur, you’re gonna dig this.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jim-kerr/id1316200737?i=1000569128013

https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/9ff4fb19-54d4-41ae-ae7a-8a6f8d3dafa8/episodes/b0e29ec9-3544-44a6-8545-c31a7a2f8f79/the-bob-lefsetz-podcast-jim-kerr

https://www.stitcher.com/show/the-bob-lefsetz-podcast/episode/jim-kerr-204688525

Trailer: https://bit.ly/3ymjHbC

Oliver Platt is SO good in this I’d say to watch it just for him, even though his participation is limited. But during the party scene, watching him switch from angry to amenable, and him telling that story, PRICELESS! He seems like a regular guy, one you would know, like the rest of the characters in “The Bear,” not setting the world on fire, just living their lives.

This show got good reviews and excellent RottenTomatoes scores, so I put it on the list. Not that I read much about it, I just read the first and last paragraphs of reviews to see if they’re positive, because I like to go in cold, the experience is part of the magic of novels, TV and movies. Like life, you don’t know what is going to happen, you just decide to dive in.

But before we did…

I got e-mail. From one person saying he turned it off, because he didn’t like any of the people in the show, there was no one he could identify with, no one he could root for. WHEN DID THIS BECOME A THING?

I read a great tweet today by Taylor Lorenz, about there being a business in telling people what they want to hear, being optimistic, giving them hope. Especially in the music business. When I’m honest people hate it, they don’t want their dreams trampled upon. Even though in most cases they’re just dreams, they’re gonna give up long before they get close, because it’s just too much work. Why does everybody need to be boosted? And why do you need to identify with characters. Did you ever work in a restaurant, did your brother… It’s supposed to be fresh, it’s supposed to give you INSIGHT! And if it’s all negative, so what, so is so much of life. When people demand inspiration you usually end up with tripe.

And “The Bear” isn’t tripe.

But I’m not exactly sure what it is either.

You see it’s only four hours long, eight episodes, although the finale is a bit longer. It’s just a start. You mean I’m gonna have to wait a whole ‘nother year to see where this goes?

And since it’s an American show, you can predict the mood of the ending. Not that I’m revealing too much, I thought about this from the very first minute, American shows can’t leave you on a downer, I wish they would.

So Carmy takes over his brother’s restaurant, his family’s restaurant. The twist is Carmy is a legendary chef. Jeremy Allen White, who plays Carmy… I’ve never seen him before. But this is not the pre-internet era, where you know everybody’s backstory. I marvel at some actor’s performance, and then people tell me they were in some lowbrow network show… I haven’t watched network in decades. Literally. I’m looking for something spicier, more direct, in a narrower vertical. When you’re trying to appeal to a broad audience, you inherently lose me.

And what audience is “The Bear” shooting for?

I’m not exactly sure. But I’d say one that is looking for visceral entertainment.

So what you’ve got here is a deep dive into the workings of a restaurant. And as many shows as there have been about this, I’ve never seen anything close to this. It’s not feel good, pressure is high, nerves are shot, and everybody takes things super-seriously. This seems to be a characteristic of restaurants, they treat it like it’s life or death, like world peace hangs in the balance. And speaking of balance, it’s a balancing act getting everybody to deliver at the same time.

So it’s chaos. And it’s fascinating to watch. Is it appealing? To some people, maybe not. But to me? Yes. Because everybody’s caught up in their job, too many people work to live, as opposed to the opposite. There’s all this hogwash that Americans work too much, take their jobs too seriously, and I’ll say that vacations are critical, they rejuvenate you, but when it’s all on the line, that’s when it gets interesting to me. I’ve found this over and over again, people don’t want to take it as seriously as I do. Furthermore, I want to walk the fine edge. You know, the one if you push it too far you can fall over and fail. The magic for me is in that last one or two percent. That turn good, even very good, into excellent, INCREDIBLE! That’s why I buy the top of the line products in areas that are important to me. I use those features no one else does. I read the manuals. Do you know with Focus in the latest Mac OS, Monterey, if you mute your computer, IT AUTOMATICALLY MUTES YOUR iPHONE! May not sound like much, but it is. Assuming you don’t want to be interrupted, and when I’m writing, I don’t.

That’s one of the interesting scenes, at the high end restaurant, the head chef being boorish, having no tolerance for failure, needing it EXACTLY right, stuff you don’t think is really important, that most people won’t even sense. But it’s this little bit that people do sense, even if they don’t know what it is, that makes the end result TRANSCENDENT!

Like Oliver Platt’s performance. The way he laughs to himself and then laughs with the others. They’re two different things, he separates them, gets each of them right.

Then there’s Ebon Moss-Bachrach, who plays Richie, the “cousin” who is not. He’s been in a slew of stuff, but I know him as the boyfriend in “Girls,” the folk musician. He plays a somewhat similar role here, but here he’s a hothead, he’s over the top all the time. He’s highly strung. And you know people like this, they’re constantly screwing up, denying responsibility, biting back, making mistake after mistake, and then they ultimately admit it AND NOTHING CHANGES! As adults people abandon them, they’ve got fewer and fewer friends, they end up working at piss-poor jobs not because they’re dumb, or untalented, it’s just that NO ONE CAN GET ALONG WITH THEM!

Tina, the longtime employee who’s averse to change. She’s been doing it this way for years, and if you want to mess with it, she won’t do it, furthermore she’ll sabotage you. I don’t care how right you might be, getting workers to heed your advice is a huge hurdle.

And the guy who makes the cakes, who dreams of a bigger future as a baker. There are numerous players with different mentalities. You’ve got a small world here that takes everything and doesn’t deliver money so much as being part of a family.

So “The Bear” is kind of a drive-by. We want so much more. There’s all this set-up, and we want depth. We’ve been trained by streaming series. Movies? Two hours and they’re done, they’re separate from life in almost all cases. But series? You get to know the characters, you see and feel them living, you get much more invested, and you expect more!

Did you see that HBO Max just cut all European production? “Golden Life” was an HBO Max European production. This always happens, a new person comes in, in this case David Zaslav, and they think they know everything when they know so little. About HBO, CNN… When it comes to the arts, music, movies and TV, it can oftentimes be about one album, movie or TV show. No one bats 1,000. You’ve got to step up to the plate more than everybody else to win. You’ve got to give your creators free rein, you can’t be cheap, Netflix has the winning formula yet is constantly derided by the street, believing like Zaslav that it’s all about the money, making the trains run on time. Money is important, but you can balance the books in entertainment and go bankrupt. You can only win if you support artists. Let them do their thing. Where Netflix is king.

But “The Bear” is on Hulu. You should watch it. Like I said above, it’s not a huge commitment. Because it will affect you. And isn’t that exactly what we’re looking for in our entertainment?

From: James Spencer

Subject: Re: Ticket Prices-This Week On SiriusXM

If I had Sirius, I’d SO listen to this!

I do have some tips on how to shop for the “cutout” tickets in the bargain bin..Maybe you can share these with your audience..

I should note that I’m in the Vegas market, which may not be representative of the ecosystem at large..

(1) National Concert Week..

Log on at the opening bell, 7:00 AM, PT

$25 Tix, for many shows..Not exactly front row, but, hey..I logged on a few hours late this year, but seats were still available..

Doobies, Black Keys, Imagine Dragons, Rise Against, John Legend, Randy Rainbow, and many more..

 (2) Sign up for emails..AEG Presents, Live Nation, AXS, Ticketmaster,etc..Ditto, “like” the pages of the above companies on your “socials”..Also, like the pages of any venues you enjoy frequenting..You’ll also be privy to pre-sales and discounts..

(3) Peruse the Ticketmaster and AXS apps..Sometimes TM will offer a blanket %25, or more, discount..(Usually the final week of a residency.) Also a great way to know what shows are coming..

(4) Peruse the AARP app..The Doobies did a 25% off sale on ALL Vegas dates, before their run..Totally worth the $12 to join!

(5) Craigslist..It’s been very scammy lately, so beware..I’d recommend meeting at the venue..You DO get an accurate reading of what a ticket is worth on this site, for a frame of reference..

(6) Look into House Seats..You play a flat fee, and get last minute free show tickets, from undersold shows..Not always concerts, but could be worthwhile..

(7) Groupon..The almighty algorithm knows I’m shopping for events, so my “ad experience” showed me some amazing deals on concert tickets on Groupon..Nothing in MY market, yet, but definitely something to keep an eye on..Could be a godsend in other regions..

 (8) Showing up..Yeah, IRL..Like, AT the venue..Old school, right?

But it CAN work when all other avenues have failed..Of course, if ya’ DON’T get in, the heartache is even worse..

Here’s some recent examples..

An email from AEG Presents Las Vegas

Resorts World is “celebrating” it’s first year, and offering 2 for $100 on (slow time of the year) shows..

Katy Perry, Luke Bryan, Journey + orchestra, Enrique Iglesias, David Blaine..

Another email from them..

Summer holiday sale..Encore theater (Wynn)

and Virgin theater (former Hard Rock, Virgin Casino) While supplies last..(Enter code HOLIDAY)

$50-  Lionel Richie, Jim Gaffigan, Maxwell, Chris Tucker, David Gray, 3rd Eye Blind, Papa Roach, Leon Bridges, and more

2 for $50  -The Shins, Corrine Bailey Ray, Demitri Martin, the Night sweats, Deon Cole, Sal Vulcano, 80s review package show, etc..

Not too shabby! The deals are THERE, if you’re willing to do a little coupon cutting..

Somebody’s losing money here, but it ain’t ME!

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Subject: Re: Grosses

This is an amazing twitter account: 

Tweets by UnderFaceValue

Thought you would enjoy.

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From: Steve Bruns

Subject: Re: Get It Right Next Time

I’m sure you know this one, but I think it pre-dates “Baker Street”.  Would love to hear your take!

“Half a Heart”: https://spoti.fi/3bRZYsP

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From: Marty Bender

Subject: Re: It Don’t Matter To Me

After working in an independent record store, as well as both Peaches and Tower Sunset…

I ended up researching and doing the Top 200 Album chart for Cashbox.

In the 70’s, it was all done manually using only record store and one-stop “sales” reports.

 

The reports we received were almost entirely made up of new or recent releases.

Thus the chart reflected that.

(BTW: “Dark Side of the Moon” basically stayed on because we just sorta kept it there)

One day I convinced Cashbox management to let me take a crack at compiling a one-time catalogue LP chart. In addition to their regular sales report—

I asked all the main record stores in America to carefully keep track of the best-selling older/classic albums…

I also requested they include titles that seemed to consistently sell well…as well as constantly sell out.

It was a fascinating list.

The winner?

The number one?

“The Best of Bread”

Marty Bender

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From: ray yslas

Subject: Re: Mailbag

Date: June 21, 2022 at 2:13:09 PM PDT

Hi Bob,

This is Ray with the band Chicago, I play percussion, I got to say it was a thrill and honor to sing Happy Birthday to Brian yesterday backstage, a once in a lifetime for me.

Happy to see BW and the gang kill it every night on our tour. Hope you can see a show..

peace..

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Subject: RE: Brian Wilson 80th Birthday Playlist

Date: June 23, 2022 at 2:34:12 PM PDT

Hi Bob,

Thank you for “Brian’s Playlist,” and the “Brian Wilson Movie.”

I just finished playing and singing through Brian’s actual current playlist with him over FaceTime from our studio here in Los Angeles to his hotel room in Dallas. A day off on his tour. He still wanted to work with my husband Seth Riggs and myself, like we do. Seth and I work with Brian on his voice and vocals. Today we vocalized him down to F below low C and up to D above high C in a connected, mixed voice through the whole range. It’s more than 2 1/2 octaves. And we did twenty-four songs in our hour together. He sings all of them. I sing harmony – sometimes lead if he sings harmony (Surfer Girl and In My Room.) I play the piano. We do a couple of extra songs that he especially likes that happens to not be in the concert.

This week we did the same Monday, on his 80th birthday, to his hotel room in Kansas City, before he went to sound check and later to do his concert,  and Tuesday when he was in Arkansa we did the same. Yesterday was travel. Tomorrow and Saturday we will be at it again, before he takes off for Florida on Sunday.

Brian has challenges – but unlike most people, he doesn’t let that stop him. It’s not even on his mind. He wants to keep going, and with help he does. I feel we all have a lot to learn from Brian Wilson. He is a true inspiration in many ways. He still brings about optimism and hope not just through his music and the way he communicates complexities in a simple, direct way that hits you like when he sings “Love and Mercy,” but through his being. I feel blessed to work with him. Often through a session he says: “Thank you, Margareta.” I say: “Thank you, Brian.”

Margareta Svensson Riggs

http://www.theriggsvocalstudio.com