From: Kevin Cronin

Subject: Re: Fandom

Hey Bob,

Back in the Roaring Eighties, REO tour manager, now my personal manager, Tom Consolo was famous for his ubiquitous “roll of hundreds.” I once kicked and shattered an automatic plate glass door in the Little Rock airport, because it came too close to hitting me. (Of course, I was walking through on the wrong side!) Tom was there in a flash, peeled off a healthy batch of “hunskies”, and saved my ass, once again. Ah yes, the good old days when frontmen could live life as they pleased and float comfortably above the law. You do make mention of a certain “frontman” who has managed to retain that privilege to this day. But that’s not why I am responding here.

I want you to know that I appreciate the name-check, albeit in a difficult context. It’s not like I didn’t understand the power of the REO Speedwagon name and logo. When my friend Rob Light (CAA) reminded me of examples such as Daryl Hall, Ann Wilson, and John Fogerty, all amazing singers, songwriters, and front-persons, I understood what Rob was saying. But I feel it is safe to say that all of them, myself included, are musicians first, and let the music lead the way. 

The Kevin Cronin Band has fed my soul in so many ways, and revived an energy in me that I didn’t even realize I was craving. Was it the best business decision? Hell no. But I knew that going in. Our summer tour with Styx, (who have always had my back, and me theirs), is in its final weekend: St Louis, Chicago, and Milwaukee. The circle is complete, as Milwaukee’s Busch Stadium was the final stop REO’s 1981 Hi Infidelity tour.

That said, I feel like I am just hitting my stride. I am going on five years with my vocal coach, the great Jeffrey Allen. Just finished a rocking new song with my long-time friend and collaborator, Richard Marx. Zeroing in on completing my memoir. I love the fans. I’m still hungry. I am not done yet! … kc

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From: William Perkins

Subject: Re: Released In September 1970

“Idlewild South” by The Allman Brothers Band:

Idlewild South was the name of a fishing lodge where the band briefly stayed and often partied. It was located in the countryside just outside of Macon and was a favorite fishing spot of Duane’s. Don’t know if the name had any connection with the NY airport name? I was with the band when they played the track from that album “Don’t Keep Me Wonderin’.” for Eric Clapton at Criteria Studios just before Duane joined the Layla sessions. I will never forget the look on Eric’s face as he listened to Duane’s slide work.  Neither of the first two albums sold very well until they were paired as “Beginnings” later and went gold.

Willie Perkins

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From: Gary Gold

Subject: Re: Pretzel Logic

Bob,

I must’ve played “Pretzel Logic” with Donald Fagen fifty times. Maybe more. It was never a question—it always found its way into the setlist, whether we were at the Lone Star on one of those electrifying birth of the whole damn thing New York Nights or upstate at Bearsville Theater in Woodstock, where the air smelled like Chinese food and patchouli and the band smelled like guitar strings.

The funny thing is, I can barely remember what we called half of those shows. Libby’s Place? Uptown Lone Star Nights? The names blurred, but the music never did. “Pretzel Logic” was the anchor, the secret handshake. And sometimes—every so often—it became a kind of religious experience.

There’s one night burned into my head. Lone Star Café. Donald at the keys, doing that thing he does where he makes irony sound like gospel. Mac Rebennack tossing lightning bolts across the room with his voodoo piano. Phoebe Snow took a verse, and the whole place held its breath because she could crack your heart open with a single note. And then there was Mindy Jostyn—criminally underrated, a true narcissus in full bloom that night—stepping up, taking her verse, and blowing the roof off the joint. Drew Zingg on guitar and Libby Titus (the ultimate connector… whose spirit carried on in her daughter Amy at Levon’s Barn.)

That was a once-in-a-lifetime molotov cocktail moment. Those people. That tune.

It was a blues. Infinitely, deceptively playable. We played that tune everywhere, with every combination of misfits and geniuses you could imagine. And it never got old. Sometimes ragged, sometimes transcendent, but always the real thing.

And then today—reading you Bob, going on about “Pretzel Logic”—it triggered something. A flood. The kind of memory you don’t summon, it just ambushes you. Suddenly I’m back in that sweaty club, watching Donald lean into the mic, hearing Phoebe wrap her voice around the lyrics, seeing Mindy light the place up. It hit me like a freight train…

That’s the thing about music. You think it’s just another blues until it’s not. Until one night, with the right people in the right room, it becomes a time machine, a soul-killer, a resurrection all at once.

So yeah, “Pretzel Logic.” Fifty times or more. But that night at the Lone Star? That one was everything.

Thanks for reminding me Bob.

Gary Gold

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Subject: RE: As For Me…

Hey Bob,

 

At 75 I really understood your penultimate communication, I and my best friend of 50 years, same age, have been drifting along through 20 years of retirement, still enjoying most of the cultural and consumable parts of old age as if we were still 30, until a few months ago we both had check ups, and we are now both in the middle of treatment for cancers, mine a nice dual package of bowel/prostate and his a nastier version of the viral throat cancer that was made famous by Michael Douglas, it’s strange, I smoked for 40 years and got the big C down south, he never smoked and got it in the neck, and he swears he can’t recall having oral sex with over a thousand women like Kirk’s little boy apparently did which apparently can spread the virus that causes the type they both acquired.

 

Needless to say, our outlook and lifestyles have been abruptly inhibited by the treatments and their side effects, and we like many of our contemporaries blissfully never thought it would happen to us… until it did.  Prognoses are fairly positive, so we are still rockin’ in the free world (Ha!) for now at least, but the aura of invincibility is long gone…

 

Cheers from Oz,

 

Tony Barnes

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From: George Kahn

Subject: Re: As For Me…

If you ask 100 people how they want to die, 90% will say, “I want to be healthy and active until the day I die”.

BUT if you are healthy and active, you probably aren’t going to die yet! So what is your plan?

Get ready, it’s coming.

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From: MIke Garson

Subject: The Darwin Poison Exposed (Ageism)

There’s a discrimination nobody talks about. It’s not in the headlines, it’s not on the protest signs. But it’s everywhere: age.

When you’re young, the world loves you. You’re “productive.” You can grind, hustle, stay up all night. The bodies move faster, the sex is rampant, the energy seems endless. Nobody questions your value.

But the moment you hit 70 or 80, society quietly files you under done. 

Doesn’t matter if you’re writing, recording, teaching, creating every day. 

The assumption is: you’ve had your time. You’re expendable.

The root of it is Darwin’s old program—survival of the fittest, natural selection. Somewhere in the back of people’s minds, they justify it: “The old ones are weaker, so they don’t count.” That’s ageism.

And it’s nastier than racism or antisemitism in one way: at least those are visible. People call them out, protest them, push back. Ageism hides in silence. No outrage. Just the quiet delete key. And silence is deadly. 

Because what really kills people isn’t just the body slowing down—it’s the feeling of being banished. Vanished. Like you no longer exist.

Here’s the truth: older people aren’t finished. We just operate differently. 

Younger people run on speed and hormones; older people run on clarity and organization. What they burn in stamina, we multiply in leverage. 

One sharp hour at 80 can outweigh sixteen scattered hours at 20. That’s not decline—that’s a different kind of power.

The antidote isn’t marching or shouting. It’s refusing to vanish. Staying funny, creative, alive, visible. Showing up.

Mike

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From: Edward Bicknell

Subject: As For Me…

Hi Bob,

Ok. Let me first brown-nose you as we say over here.

This is some of your finest writing in a catalogue of fine writings.

I bet it’s resonated with many and you’ve had numerous responses, here are a few thoughts, print if you want, your call, I long since suffered ego death.

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I’m 77 physically but I like to think my mind stopped developing at 50 and that I’m still as hip and happening as I was in 1985 aged 37 when Brothers In Arms was topper most of the popper most and I was King for a Day .

So 40 years ago.

Who knows where the time goes?

Then I was a huge sh*t, elephant sized.

Now I’m a tiny turd watching old videos of me interviewing Peter Grant in Toronto, and of Live Aid which was a great event punctuated by a good dollop of musical sh*t that nobody remembers and that doesn’t matter.

The moment overshadowed the content and rock music morphed into MOR.

But for those in Ethiopia or a hundred such places since that didn’t matter, when you are dying from lack of food where it comes from is irrelevant.

Oh, and I listen to your interviews of me at least once a week, hours ( literally) of fun which help me sleep way better than the pills, I have so many pills in me I sound like a maraca.

Supertramp (Rodger Hodgson I think) came to see me as many did but I passed, not because of them but I already had a creaking empire…..one “artist” was a bi polar alcoholic which eventually killed him, two others had become unbearable narcissists, a third took seven years to record 37 minutes of music and split his band up on the day they charted at 6 in the UK.

Only Scott Walker was a true artist, completely unmotivated by fame, celebrity and money, an extraordinary man touched by genius, him I miss.

By the time the Tramp arrived I had run out of gas and patience, the romance of being a fan having been at least partially destroyed by proximity to the creators, or at least the bunch that I got excluding Scott.

Yes I made alot of money which gave me and my family a good life, and I guess if that were now I’d be revelling in it, because when you’re young you think that’s what is important, money, glory and possessions.

Then you end up with a storage unit full of stuff you don’t care about or maybe even remember you have.

I’m AFRAID to go to mine.

The Acquisition of Stuff would be a great name for a band.

I fit your description 110%.

I’m doing endless stuff knowing that none of it matters or that it certainly won’t 15 years from now if I last that long .

Documentaries on forgotten lives.

I’m writing a memoir but when that’s finished and I’ve done the book tour what then?

What comes after?

Painting?

Photography?

Fishing?

Or as Robert Plant said to me once “I’ve been telling lies to young girls”.

I stopped doing interviews at conferences ( about 70 +) because I didn’t know what the guests were talking about and found myself bored with the “process of pop” as it’s become, that probably sounds big time but so be it.

Everything in modern culture is generational.

I still listen to Elvis and the Fabs and Duke Ellington and I know plenty of folks who have never heard of any of them and have no curiosity.

The Who I put on at University in 1968.

The only gig I’ve ever been involved in where when after they finished in a sea of destruction no one applauded and no one left.

They couldn’t, too…….stunned, and deaf.

I watched a You Tube gig on the current tour last week and had to stop as they must for exactly the reason you offer.

There comes a time where both sides of the equation have to let go and listen to mid period Miles Davis or Vaughan Williams, or Ennio Morricone or Marvin Gaye, or Vangelis, or Leonard Cohen, or Sabrina C.

I saw Cat Stevens and Neil Young in Hyde Park in July, I wish I hadn’t.

It reminded me of when my brother died and the undertaker asked me if I wanted to see his body.

I didn’t, life is about the creation of memories and I didn’t need to add that to the good ones I had of him.

My partner is way younger (of course!) but I have learned so much from her, so much.

A different way of thinking.

I have a 25 year old friend (woman) who is way more intelligent than me and uses words I can’t spell, its like being plugged into the mains with the power turned on.

I had dinner with my son Joe last night, he’s 43.

“You’re middle aged” I told him, but he’s into hip hop and Megan Thee Stallion, AND George Clinton.

My daughter Lauren is a couple of years older and has blessed me with two edible grandkids and is a mega lawyer ( “Make Entertainment Great Again”. )

Ollie just sent to his first festival aged 16 and loved it. Travis Scott, Limp Bizkit, Hozier.

His sister Isabella is not far behind.

I worry for the lives they will have, especially right now as the worst government in my lifetime runs this country into the ground.

But aside from that I have the best family and amazing friends, I mean really extraordinary who have helped me when I needed without question as I like to think I would help them.

And I’m close with all my significant exs except one.

Plastic surgery is not on my screen but I am grateful for the glue that keeps my hair on in high winds.

We get alot of high winds here in the UK, especially “up North” where men are men and the sheep are frightened.

And I’ve got Peter Guralnick’s book on Colonel Parker to read and Bill Curbishley’s to look forward to and then maybe one from you?

There you go, I’ve solved your problem.

This is a bit like therapy.

One last thought.

The last text I got from Mark Knopfler was about a mutual friend who’d passed (I get and send alot of those now), “we’ve just got to keep on keeping on” it said.

So you’re in good company Bob, and much loved though he’s never heard of you.

Take care, we need you, write that other piece.

Your grovelling acolyte.

ED.

The Epstein affair is not going to bring down Donald Trump.

It’s a flashpoint for deluded conspiracy theorists and leftists who believe they’ve finally got him. But in truth, most people don’t care. After all, the man is DEAD! I could  go deeper and ask exactly what GOTCHA! they’re expecting, but I do not want to give the controversy any oxygen when across the world we see how unrest could test the government and topple Trump’s regime.

Three things conspired to create chaos in Nepal, to the point where the prime minister resigned. A generation gap, corruption and the banning of social media.

A generation gap? We’ve got a wide one here in America. Oldsters decry the tech the young depend upon. You can’t afford a house. You may not even be able to get a good paying job. You’re depleted and depressed, ready tinder for action.

Corruption? You find it in any enterprise, from private companies to the government. But one thing is for sure in America, the rich are getting richer and the American Dream the poor used to rely on is a mirage. Everybody knows the game is stacked against them. Trump said he was on their side, but then he started grifting right in front of their very eyes, with his crypto coins, his demand of a free airplane… The average person has no leverage and can’t twist the world to their advantage, and they’re not happy about it.

Social media?

Well, this gets back to the generation gap. Oldsters will laugh and say youngsters get their news from TikTok, can you imagine that? Well, C-SPAN is on TikTok, as well as CNN, MSNBC, even Fox. And if you’re a good enough analyst, you too can gain traction. Look at the success of Kyla Scanlon. Who?

That’s what Google is for.

But my point here is we’re only one flashpoint away from mass rebellion in America. And it will be as a result of a policy affecting people. Period. Epsteingate does not affect the average person. The average person doesn’t feel cuts in foreign aid. People have fought back against ICE, but many believe in the mission and ICE doesn’t affect most citizens.

So what is going to piss people off?

We can’t exactly say. It’s kind of like George Floyd. The day before people couldn’t foresee it. But then there was a conflagration.

Economic issues are at the heart of most rebellions. And the numbers in the wake of the tariffs don’t look good. So when the average person can’t pay their bills…

As for social issues… If there wasn’t mass revolt after the reversal of Roe v. Wade, I don’t think any ruling will get the public up in arms.

It’s got to be something that does not affect a small group, but a huge group. Which is why there were protests in the sixties over the Vietnam war. Turn eighteen and every male was in jeopardy of being shipped overseas to be killed in a fruitless fight.

So in order for there to be change on a mass scale, the masses must be affected. It must be an issue that is truly neither red nor blue. Something that is not philosophical, but affects day to day living.

Do you believe in Trump? Good for you, but after denying the signature on the Epstein document was his…whatever credibility the man had has now been completely eviscerated. What next, the dog ate his homework?

No one believes Donald’s denial. A document created long before he ran for president? That’s one long con.

But this is the world we live in. You lie on the stand or else you apologize immediately, hoping attention switches to someone else. Veracity, honor, is out the window.

Got to give Trump credit, he tapped into white anger. We can debate the merits and impact of DEI all day long, but there were a ton of white people who believed they could never get to the front of the line. As for Democrats tapping into anger? Don’t make me laugh. They’re all about pulling their punches, calming the waters, irrelevant showmanship. Remember Cory Booker’s twenty four hour speech? Grandstanding, it had no effect.

The public is burned out on the Democrats, which is why they cannot foment change. The only person fighting fire with fire is Newsom. And the most amazing thing is Trump and Fox can’t seem to ignore him.

But for true change in America, we’re going to need rebellion, revolution. And if it happens at all, it will come from the young. The oldsters have too much at risk, they don’t want to rock the boat, but when you’ve got nothing, you’ve got nothing at all.

Don’t say it can’t happen here. You’re just plain wrong.

Trump keeps on pushing and pushing. Congress rubber stamps all his efforts. He’s even got the Supreme Court in his pocket. Didn’t they say he was basically immune?

And all the while, Trump is ignoring legal decisions.

So what’s it going to take?

No one watching MSNBC is going to start a rebellion. Nor anyone reading the “New York Times.” Yes, the “Times” brought down Biden, but that was an inside job, all the lefties read the paper. (The righties in D.C. too!) But the “Times” has been castigating Israel’s efforts in Gaza for months now. It amped up its message with the issue of famine. There were multiple articles a day. And what was the result? NOTHING! Because Netanyahu just doesn’t give a f*ck. The only people who can change the course of Netanyahu’s behavior are the Israelis citizens, who’ve got an entirely different viewpoint from the prognosticators and protesters thousands of miles away. Israelis know what is at stake. Some are now resisting. Reservists are not showing up. But so far, the movement hasn’t gained much steam. Probably because of the issue of the hostages. Deep in their hearts Israelis want the hostages back, they’re not about to sacrifice lives.

But back to my point… If you think protests in the street are going to change Trump’s behavior…this will only happen if EVERYBODY protests in the street, but 49.8% of voters went for Trump, and most of them are not about to rebel.

Which proves once again, it won’t be a left/right, Democrat/Republican revolt. It’ll be along class lines, or age lines…lines that don’t really have anything to do with your political persuasion.

Now I don’t expect Trump to get rid of social media, he seems to be solidly behind TikTok. So what would ignite the public?

Well, there’s the military in the street. Just being there is not enough, but if one person is unjustly killed…we saw it with Kent State.

Now there are some who are in Trump’s corner. It doesn’t matter what he does, they’ll support him. But this is not most people.

As for those out to own the libs… When they lose their jobs and their hospitals they’re not going to be happy. Is this enough to make them revolt? I highly doubt it. But you need tinder before fire, and when you take from people, when you hurt people, they become agitated, they’re ready to fight back, especially when they’ve got nothing to lose, like that Tunisian fruit vendor who sparked the Arab Spring.

It can’t happen in America? We’re only one match away.

You can be deep into politics, railing against Trump’s endeavors. But change won’t happen in Washington, it will happen in the streets.

But first online. That’s where you organize and communicate.

Other countries have tried to shut down rebellion by cutting social media/internet access. If that happened in America?

Trump is too blind to see all this. Unfortunately, the Democrats are too. But the people? All politics is local, as is all change. Beware.

You’re either part of the Apple ecosystem or you’re not. Sure, there are still Android bros talking about the customability of that platform, but in truth a smartphone is now an appliance, and to argue which is superior is a waste of time. Having said that, many people get into the Apple ecosystem via the iPhone. Why do they purchase their first iPhone? Usually because their friends and family have them. And they want to be part of the blue bubble economy. And they don’t want to feel left out at family gatherings while features are demonstrated. And frequently, after purchasing an iPhone, said newbie goes on to purchase a Mac, usually a MacBook Air, which is so advanced with Apple Silicon that most people require nothing more expensive.

Having said that, if you’re into saving money, Apple is not your destination. But if you’re a teen or college student, the iPhone is still a fashion item, you don’t want to be without it. However, in the rest of the world Android dominates, frequently the iPhone is seen as a luxury product. But the bottom line is…

There are no breakthroughs here. Those evaporated somewhere back in the last decade. What we’ve got are minor improvements, and the question for most people is when do you upgrade.

Let’s start with AirPods Pro, because that’s the only product with true innovation, just like last year with hearing aid features. This time it’s live translation, which is positively stunning. If you travel overseas it’ll make you want these new AirPods Pro. But if you don’t, is it worth it for better noise cancellation and better fit, incremental advances? Probably not.

As for the Watch… Once again, there’s no need to upgrade unless yours is old. And there are two kinds of people, those who will wear a smartwatch and those who will not. Unlike a Swiss chronometer, there’s no status in an Apple Watch. You buy one for the features, the other for the jewelry (the dirty little secret is mechanical chronometers keep lousy time, if you want accuracy, go with the Apple Watch).

Now if you’ve been standing on the sidelines…

They’re busy selling the health features. Are they enough to get you to dip your toe? You can’t be convinced to buy an Apple Watch, you wake up one day and decide it’s time or you never do. Furthermore, no one testifies about their Apple Watch, no one testifies about any of these products anymore, this is not 2007 and the original iPhone, this is more like annual introductions of new cars like we had in the sixties.

All the breakthroughs are in AI.

Or are they?

If you want insight into the AI race, I advise you read this:

“The Fever Dream of Imminent Superintelligence Is Finally Breaking”

Free link: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/opinion/ai-gpt5-rethinking.html?unlocked_article_code=1.kk8.SHXK.idFAElqVzKzG&smid=url-share

Bottom line? Large language models will not satisfy AI’s issues. ChatGPT5 is a disaster. The platforms still hallucinate (make mistakes), and all of the efforts burn up a ton of cash and electricity.

So what is the future?

Well, when it comes to coding…maybe think about a different major from STEM.

But when it comes to everyday life…

Minor benefits, like popping up the app you want on your phone without asking, those are here, and kindal cool, but minor. Summarization? I turned that off…I can’t risk the inaccuracy.

But all we keep hearing is Apple is behind the 8-ball on AI and the smartphone may not even exist in a few years.

This is akin to the dotcom bubble. AI is not taking over the world. Productivity increases are yet to be recognized. AI can only regurgitate what is already known, so breathe a sigh of relief if you’re a creator. Are there uses? Sure. But if accuracy is key, you absolutely cannot rely on AI, it is just too inaccurate.

Will there be a great leap forward in the future, AI that can think? It’s possible, but not in the near future.

Sure, AI can stimulate your thoughts, put up an outline. Sure, AI can make a song that sounds like an old one. But if you want a breakthrough, look somewhere else.

So all this anti-iPhone posturing… It’s fed by all the companies in AI and the press, often ignorant, that is caught up in the hype. Remember all the press about that AI pin you wore on your shirt? The company failed.

Speaking of which… Being able to talk to your devices and get a response sounds great, but Alexa did not live up to its promise and so far AI hasn’t either, and won’t soon, when it comes to accuracy.

So…

Do you need a new iPhone?

If you own an iPhone 8, 8 Plus or X or anything built before, you MUST get a new iPhone. Why? Because not only will they not get the new operating system, they won’t get security updates. And I’ve got to ask you, how lucky do you feel?

If you have an iPhone this old and you buy a 17 you will be stunned at the increase in speed. If your iPhone is only a few generations old, you will not be wowed by the improvements.

Having said that, most older iPhones won’t be able to take advantage of some new features, most notably AI features, but you probably neither need these new features nor want them.

So when should you buy a new iPhone?

When it’s old and broken or you want the latest features/improvements. In truth, I wouldn’t even think of upgrading unless you’ve got a 13 or earlier, UNLESS YOU WANT TO!

This is not the old days, there are not great leaps forward, only incremental ones, and despite the figures Apple touts in this presentation, most people won’t even sense the difference. Used to be you did, but the 13 to 14 was the first time you didn’t, and you haven’t since, and I’ve had them all.

So, sit on the sidelines unless you’ve got a truly old iPhone or have a hankering for a new one, an emotional more than a statistical need.

But having said that…

There is one new iPhone, the Air. Which is pretty cool. It’s thin and light, but you’re sacrificing some features, most notably cameras and battery life. They say you can use it all day, but then they say how slim the additional battery pack is… Apple has never advertised added battery packs in presentations, meaning the Air cannot have great battery life, otherwise they wouldn’t. So it’s cool, but…

If you want an ultra-thin, light iPhone, maybe the Air is for you… But if it were me, I’d wait for field reports on the battery.

As for the 17s…

You always want to buy a Pro, ALWAYS! Yes, you’re paying more, but you get more on the back end. Buy a regular iPhone 17 and you’ll think you’re saving money, but the truth is it’s already one step behind technologically, which means you’ll have to replace it at least one year earlier. As for Pro or Pro Max? If you do a lot of research on your iPhone, watch videos, go for the Max. Sure, the Max is bigger and heavier, but how addicted are you? My iPhone is the device I use most. Why sacrifice screen real estate?

So there you have it. If you’re sensing a lack of emotion, you’re right. There’s very little to see here other than the live translation and thinner iPhone, just incremental improvements.

So what should we be excited about?

All the breakthroughs today come in software.

Having said that, if you’re expecting the tech breakthroughs of the late nineties and first decade of this century, don’t. That was a once in a lifetime experience. We all want useful devices, and that’s what they truly are, tools, as Steve Jobs always sold them.

If you have an iPhone 17 with only two cameras instead of the three on the Pro will people judge you negatively? ABSOLUTELY! There are very few status markers left and that’s one of them. Even worse is an Android. Yes, there are Android power users, kudos, but the truth is most Android users are cheap, that’s why they bought their Androids, they don’t use their devices for much, much less than the average iPhone user, and therefore they are objects of ridicule.

As for the elites, those in the “New York Times,” saying the smartphone is the devil and to put it down, DON’T LISTEN TO THEM! What next, go back to rotary phones, the horse and buggy? The smartphone is not only how you connect, but how you do business, it’s the world in your hand, DO NOT let the naysayers convince you otherwise. These are the same people who told us Biden was young enough and Kamala was good enough, the same people out of touch with the public. Furthermore, the latest research shows the smartphone DOES NOT cause depression, actually the opposite.

But I probably can’t convince you of this, you can’t change anybody’s mind.

But if you want to truly operate in this world you must be digitally native, connected all the time, otherwise you’re opting out, the joke is on you.

I’ll give you an example. I was driving in the middle of nowhere in Colorado lamenting that I was no longer disconnected from society like I was back in the seventies. But that feeling of aloneness in nature? I’d sacrifice that in a heartbeat for connectivity, not only for emergencies, but mental stability. Do you know how lonely it used to be out in the middle of nowhere?

I’m convinced, you may not be.

But if you’re listening to me… Have a recent iPhone, and I’d say pay the premium over the PC for a MacBook Air, because you’ll get more productivity, but trying to convince an Android/PC user of this is like trying to convince a Republican to be a Democrat, or vice versa.

But if you are not an Apple person… I’d say to give the products a try, you can return them no questions asked, see if you prefer the easier functionality. You might not, but at least give it a chance.

I’m just totally weirded out about getting old.

No, scratch that, I’m just totally weirded out about being 72.

I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Almost all my contemporaries are in denial. They are over 70, but they’re acting like they’re in their forties, if not their thirties, as if they’ve got a lot of runway ahead of them, and we don’t.

Classic rock stars are dropping like flies. Rick Davies. I’m a huge Supertramp fan, I saw the last tour, sans Rodger Hodgson. It’s sad, then again Davies was 81. Not a bad run. My father died at 70. The Big C got him. That’s what people don’t realize, you can just be wandering through life and BAM!, cancer gets you. You’ll say you’re eating right, as if that really matters, but Neil deGrasse Tyson points out the fallacy in that argument here:

@hasanminhaj

“Science!!! Matters!!!” Neil deGrasse Tyson

? original sound – Hasan Minhaj

In caveman days, half of the people died by age 30. In 1840, it was 35. They were all eating organic, eating free range meats, but it wasn’t until science came along that life expectancies increased by so much.

That’s what Tyson says, many people will disagree, on both the left and the right, as if beliefs can undercut science, they can’t.

So where was I…

Oh yeah, getting old.

I ask my contemporaries if they died tomorrow would they feel ripped-off. Most say no, that there are things they want to do, but if they passed they’d be satisfied with their lives. Not me! There’s so much more I want to accomplish. But that requires I stay healthy and alive. And you can be alive and be hampered.

Anyway…

Can I tell you I saw a video of the Who on TikTok? Of Roger Daltrey, who’s gone on record he can barely hear or see, waiting to hit the high note in “Won’t Get Fooled Again”? With Pete Townshend standing nearby, waiting for the synth part to end to begin playing his guitar once again?

I was struck by one thing and one thing only, how old they both were. Both in their eighties. It’s a pact between the acts and their fans, we’re supposed to suspend disbelief and think everybody is young and chipper and still as good and will live forever.

But we won’t.

Or maybe you caught the video of Paul McCartney at the Oasis show. Maybe you notice he’s shrunk a bit. That’s a feature of aging, it happens to all of us. But the truth is Paul’s voice is shot. Or nearly shot, depending upon where you want to draw the line. You heard him on the SNL anniversary show…

BUT YOU CAN’T SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT PAUL MCCARTNEY!

That’s not the point. Can you stand back and see what is going on? We’re all fading into the woodwork, and no one has all their faculties, skills and looks.

But you can try and cheat. Did you read that “New York” magazine article about facelifts? 

“The Forever-35 Face – The face-lift is better than ever and everybody wants one. Deep inside the uncanny world of the surgically ageless.”

https://apple.news/Ao2CAADOBTaOArhJxEUIdKA

Ozempic and plastic surgery. You can present an image to the world. But it’s just an image, your insides don’t know any better. Never mind lying about your age.

Now this is coming across with the wrong attitude. I don’t care if you love seeing the dinosaurs or get plastic surgery, all I’m saying is time is marching on and you can’t stop it. So what do you want to do with the rest of your life?

You’re certainly not going to be remembered. You realize that as you get older. As far as possessions? I was always creeped out how the aged ended up in one room in retirement homes, sans all their crap. I completely understand it now, most of that stuff you never use. And if you’re trying to impress people with what you’ve got…you don’t know that that’s a young person’s game, no one cares.

So what do you do with your time?

You can travel. But that’s weird too. Because you can no longer go everywhere. You’ve got to pick and choose. And take a good look around when you’re there, because chances are you’ll never be back.

I wanted to ski at every area in America. That ain’t gonna happen. Nor every mountain in Europe.

But what’s important to me, what are my priorities?

And then there’s books and movies and TV shows… I know people watch stuff multiple times, but I don’t get it, there’s still so much I haven’t seen!

And then there’s politics… There could be massive change before I die, we had a Black president and legal marijuana, which were unfathomable in the twentieth century, but chances are it will just be push and pull and…

You start to realize, I’ve started to realize, that people just can’t get along. Hell, Rodney King is dead. There are going to be wars. As for people like Putin…I don’t understand it. Who wakes up and says they want to be a rich dictator in a corrupt system. I mean money and power are nice, but why this desire to lord it over people?

These are questions I think about all the time.

Kind of like when I talk about music business stuff, if money was made the discussion ends there. You can’t criticize, can’t even analyze something if money is being made.

So you become further and further isolated.

And the separation between people, people you know, who all started from the same line. Some made something of themselves, others didn’t. Fine. But then there are those who didn’t who have contempt for those who did. So what do you do, hide your achievements or hang with those who’ve had similar successes?

It’s the nature of life. You start to become more and more detached.

When you turn 60, you’ve seen the trick, you know the game, you’re no longer beholden to the hype. If a movie or product is good, you’ll find out about it when it’s in the marketplace, you’re not going to get all excited and waste time in anticipation.

70? That’s when you realize you’re not going to be here forever.

But almost everybody I bring this up with gives me a blank stare. Tells me what they’re doing, as if they’ll be able to do it forevermore. But they won’t.

Yes, your buddies will die. And then what… You’ll just keep on keepin’ on.

So what do you do with your time?

I certainly don’t want to waste it. I don’t want to spend time with people selling me, which so many want to. Let’s talk on the phone so I can convince you to help me make money!

Or those who don’t want to talk about the deeper issues.

Or those who can never challenge their preconceptions.

Like that David Brooks piece in the “Times” last week, “Why I Am Not a Liberal.” http://bit.ly/3Ke7Rtq I’m all for a social safety net. But is Brooks right, that some programs just don’t lift people and ultimately it’s culture that creates change? I’m not sure, but I’ve been thinking about it, even though his piece is contrary to liberal orthodoxy.

Orthodoxy…

Kamala was a good candidate. Trans kids should be able to play in all sports. Sabrina Carpenter is a talent for the ages. Question precepts and you’re a pariah.

So what do I do with my time?

That’s another piece.