Tracks

"Top Yourself"
The Raconteurs

What made Zeppelin legendary was that the band’s music seemed to exist in a vacuum.  Sure, there were blues references, you could understand where they were coming from, but where they arrived, where they landed, was completely unforeseen.  They appeared to be the only band inhabiting this new territory, which was fully developed, an alternative universe.  The band’s power was so strong, it didn’t even have to put a label on its album cover.  The act’s most legendary album, coming off the relative sales disappointment of "III", didn’t feature the band’s name, but contained what ultimately became the number one track in the history of FM radio.  That’s what we’re looking for, something unique, that draws us to it via sheer magnetism as opposed to sheer hype.

Speaking of hype, that’s one of the reasons I kept the White Stripes at bay.  The color-coordinated clothing, it bespoke gimmick as opposed to music.  It DEMANDED attention, the opposite of Led Zeppelin.  Zeppelin was an aroma, that your nose couldn’t help but smell.  Whereas the White Stripes were a confection.

So I dismissed the Raconteurs soon in the band’s career too.  Sure, you got a full band, but it was too Jack White, too many squeezed out vocals, too much need for attention.  But today, I heard "Top Yourself".  And what enraptured me was the way the track broke down, right in the center.  Just when a band looking for attention ramps it up, gets everybody to play full bore at 11, the music dropped out and the minor guitar figure seemed to come from over the hills and far away.

"Top Yourself" doesn’t sound like a Top Forty track, not one you’re going to dance to at the discotheque as you try to get lucky.  Sure, you can move your body, but what’s gonna happen when the song slows down and the banjo kicks in?

Don’t tell me I’m late to the picture.  Music is new the first time you hear it.  Don’t tell me the track is not "Stairway To Heaven".  I’ll tell you it’s an indication of a way out.  We’re gonna get out of this mess via experimentation, not by winnowing the sound down to fit a radio format fewer people listen to every day.

As soon as I got home, I fired up Spotify.  That’s when I discovered not only was there a standard version, the one from the album, that I’d just heard on the radio, but a bluegrass take.  Which was just as magical in its own right.  A great music service can lead to discovery, it can enrich the experience.  I checked out more of the Raconteurs album.  That’s what you want, a cut so good people want more.

The Raconteurs – Top Yourself, Bluegrass Version

(The original is not on the band’s Website, there’s only a 30 second snippet on MySpace, you get live tracks on YouTube…  Thank god for Spotify.  And imeem)


"Listening To NRBQ"

Jim Boggia

Then there are the people who work in miniature.  Detailing a tiny moment of life, pre the oversharing of Facebook.  But this passing moment, which appears to only be important to the singer, ends up being universal.

If you love Big Star’s "Thirteen".  If you’re the kind of geek who doesn’t care if everybody loves the music you do.  If you don’t mind if they do, but care more if you find one member of the opposite sex who does…you’re the kind of listener who will appreciate "Listening to NRBQ".

Can’t say that I’m the biggest fan of Al Anderson and the boys.  At first the mention of the band’s name in the song seemed a cheap shot.  But the more the lyrics went by, the more I liked the song.

We started dating during Watergate.
We would stay up late
_trashing Nixon.
_Showed you my collection of vinyl sides
_- LPs and 45s – _
my addiction.

That’s what you want to do, share your addictions and be accepted for them.  The cheerleaders would laugh and sneer.  The football players would break a few records to show you who’s boss. But could there be a special person out there who can see the value of your interests?

I had a Charger with a big V8.
That mother started great.
Yeah, it hauled ass. _
It had an after-market stereo _
with FM radio
and an 8Track.

I know, another guy singing about driving around in his car.  But wait, did you ever hear someone sing about his AFTER-MARKET stereo?  Have you ever even heard that term in a song?  In the early seventies it was hard to find a car with a factory-installed FM radio, never mind an 8-track.  That’s what you did, you went out and got a Craig, and got it installed, usually UNDER THE DASH!

Got us tickets on your birthday _
for a show in Detroit _
and we drove four hours one-way. _
When we got there we sat down in front
and started to kiss.
And then Terry took a solo and it went like this:

Come on, if you’re reading this you’ve had this experience.  Maybe the girl didn’t even realize it was a date, even though it was in your mind.  You wanted to share the experience with her.  It was a highlight of your life, that passes through your brain on a regular basis, years later.

Speaking of years later:

And now I’m older with a wife and kid.
Won’t believe what I did
with my vinyl. _
Put it on eBay and sold all of it
and though I regret it _
‘All Sales Final’.

Maybe you just moved your records to the basement, or the garage.  The woman you married won’t tolerate the clutter.  You met her when you were more mature, when you were attractive because of your gig, when your warts were hidden.  So, you still think of…

"Listening To NRBQ" is like a less-snarky Fountains Of Wayne track.  You feel drawn in, without having to marvel at the education.  Check it out:


"Show Me What I’m Looking For"

Carolina Liar

I was cruising up the Sirius stations and I found this.  Great changes with an anthemic quality.  Every time the song changes, the background changes.  You want to change the channel, but you can’t.

I’m sure there’s a backstory here.  Maybe a bidding war, maybe an overhype.  Maybe I’m supposed to hate this band.  But I just stumbled upon the track and it was listenable.  And that’s the first criterion.  And when I just dialed up the album on Rhapsody, the opening track had that same immediate quality, of gripping you.

Oops, just did some research.  All adds up now.  It’s MAX MARTIN!


"Danger"

Eric Clapton & J.J. Cale

Another E.C. album, another mediocre review.  Even though I saw Cream twice, I’ve given up.  He went too bland, he played it too safe.  Too many ballads and not enough picking.

This seemed like a brilliant collaboration in theory, but I never read a ringing endorsement.  And then this track comes over my Slacker radio.

I heard another great one from the collaboration with B.B. King.

We just need to hear these cuts.  We don’t have a piracy problem so much as an EXPOSURE problem.  We don’t know what to listen to.  It’s like going into a record store in an era before radio.  All the discs are there, are you gonna play them all to find out what’s good?  No, you need guidance.

Too often the shoppers in indie stores need no advice.  They just need someone to discuss their addiction with.  The shoppers at the big box need help, but the workers there are clueless.  Maybe the indie stores and the big boxes can switch employees?

Meanwhile, everybody’s online, where everything’s available and everybody’s overwhelmed.

I love discovering new music.  One of life’s great pleasures.  I rely on radio, both Sirius/XM and Slacker.  I’d like a site that winnows the good from the bad, that isn’t in bed with the labels, that isn’t trying to be hipper than thou.  I don’t know how you’re satiated with your iPod.  It only plays what you already know!

U2 On Letterman

Does this benefit Letterman more than U2?

Only a band based in Ireland (mmm, are they really based there, aren’t they located somewhere else for TAX reasons?) could be so out of touch as to think that late night TV sells records.

Talk about desperate.

If you want to have any effect from television whatsoever, you play DAYTIME TV, not LATE NIGHT TV.

I’m at MusiCares and an insider asks me which offer a legendary band should take, Leno or Ellen.  I immediately say Ellen.  Turns out this band wanted to do Leno.  Because they’re all sixty and still believe it’s 1977.  They probably don’t even stay up late enough to WATCH late night TV.  But it gets even better.  A senior executive younger than the band, who works in Burbank, had just told me upstairs that late night TV doesn’t sell albums, that you’re better off doing Ellen!

As for U2…  Hate to tell them, their audience is fortysomething.  The women watch "Today" and Ellen.  Many are home with the kids, they’ve got the tube on in the background.  As for their hubbies?  They’re exhausted by 11:30, if they’ve still got jobs.  And if they don’t, they can’t afford any U2 tickets/merchandise.  The target audience is littered with kids, they’re not addicted to late night TV.

As for the young ‘uns, most of whom don’t even give a shit about U2?  They’re watching Conan at best.  And the younger they are, the more they’re not watching TV, at least not on the tube/big screen at all.

If U2 truly wanted to make a dent, truly wanted to do something special, they would have played five nights a week on HULU!  There should be some kind of Web play.

What kind of crazy world do we live in where MTV gives up playing videos, realizing they’ve become an on demand feature online, and U2 plays a week on a low-rated late night show that airs once?

Oh, maybe Dave will put the performances up on his site.  But not on YouTube, where the audience goes.  That’s like putting your album on sale in indie stores only, not Best Buy and Wal-Mart.  You’ve got to go where the fans ARE!

You want to stunt?  Use the Net.  Do a Trent Reznor, leaving USB sticks around as clues.  You don’t appear on a long in the tooth TV show with a host who makes YOU look old who doesn’t influence record buyers.

Utterly ridiculous.

But good for Letterman in his never-ending fight against Leno!

Yup, Letterman gets a coup.  Gets a patina of hipness around his show.  End benefit for U2?  A press release and not much more.

The band takes a risk in its music but no risk in its marketing?

Who’s running this ship?

Makes me wonder whether Bono is on the right track in the rest of his ventures…

Bruce’s Blog

How can the Boss get this so right, and everything else so wrong?

This is EXACTLY what rock fans have been looking for forever.  ACCESS!  You might think backstage is boring, but to the fan, it’s a dream.  Too often unfulfilled.

True, Bruce doesn’t write prose as well as he writes songs.  But the fan doesn’t mind, the fan is soaking up all the information.

Bruce followed U2 and the Stones to the Super Bowl, but he’s leading in the blogosphere.  While Bono is pontificating in the "New York Times", which his fans are not reading, Bruce is totally up to date.  Let’s just hope he UPDATES often.  That’s the number one rule of blogging.  Regular postings.

Don Henley is a notorious faxer/writer.  How come he can’t have a blog?  He can’t sell a solo record.  Maybe by creating a home online he can build a fanbase that’s INTERESTED in his new music.

It’s about starting with what you’ve got.

As for the content of Bruce’s post…  There’s no mention of the band’s performance being canned.  But what’s even more fascinating to me is this story got no traction.  Because the Super Bowl was OVER!  That’s our society today.  Once the event is done, nobody cares.  Once the fight is history, they’ve moved on.  Very soon, if not already, most people won’t even remember who won the Super Bowl, even though they watched.

Today it’s less about having a radio promotion man and more about having a new media/pr expert, someone who truly understands cyberspace.

Bruce needs to post some demos of "Working On A Dream" online.  He needs to give away his new album to everyone who goes to the show.  Now, since he’s so prolific, he should write a few new numbers and release one every few months.  People can’t digest a whole album, but they’ll check out a track.

That guy at EMI who said the company might sign acts to fifty track deals in the future, he’s got it right.  I won’t say everything you’ve known is wrong, but you can’t cling to past paradigms, they just don’t work.

And if Bruce really wants to get the label its money back for his less than successful new album, he’s got to pull a Trent Reznor, truly giving the fans what they want.  A hundred bucks for a package including the CD, vinyl and a hardcover book of backstage photos, maybe signed by the band.  Maybe you pay fifty dollars EXTRA for the signatures.  This is the upside, this is the future.  Not playing to millions of people who don’t care, but giving more to the people who do.  Why let them blow all their money on scalped tickets. Have them pay you directly.  They’re GLAD TO DO IT!

Romeo Delight

My absolute favorite Van Halen track opens "Women and Children First".

But I didn’t realize how much I loved "And The Cradle Will Rock…" until I heard the remastered version on the first greatest hits album, back in ’96.  I had to bring the disc back and forth to the car, just to hear that screaming intro and that thundering bass. Remember when we used to play CDs in the car?  Don’t tell me you still do…

I’m addicted to the satellite in the car.  And now that both the services are essentially identical, I’ve switched to Sirius, because it sounds better.  Except for when I’m on PCH and other environs where I get the dreaded dropouts.

And don’t bug me about the bankruptcy.  That’s just a way to keep EchoStar from gaining control.  But, that’ll void Howard Stern’s contract, and he’s better than ever. Showing distribution is king.  Most people don’t have satellite and therefore they don’t realize how good Howard is, he’s been marginalized.  Maybe he can go back to terrestrial now that Democrats control the FCC.  Maybe the traditional stations can pay him a fortune to save THEIR format.

ANYWAY…  I’m driving down Ocean Park Boulevard and I hear those squeezed notes. You know, the ones Eddie Van Halen pulls off while he grimaces or grins with delight, feeling the music.  The track has broken down and it’s like a night out with your buddies in the middle of the summer, the windows down in the Camaro, Pabst Blue Ribbon in a cooler in the back, looking for women, looking for trouble.

Van Halen is the soundtrack to our adolescence, whether it be arrested or the first time through.  It evidences all the anxiety, intensity and pleasure of being seventeen.  Eddie says he’s written new tunes, he’s waiting to play them for Dave.  I can’t believe radio will truly spin them, that they can get serious traction, but we’ll be listening.

But what got me writing this was that listening to "Romeo Delight" gave me hope.  It wasn’t one of my favorite tracks.  I didn’t own up to loving Van Halen until "1984" (my favorite track on that album is "I’ll Wait".)  I was so enamored that I didn’t care that they changed lead singers, I just needed to hear more.  I love "Best Of Both Worlds" from "5150" as much as any of the Dave stuff.  Thereafter?  Well…

You see the light changed today.

Just like that day back in November when I went out early and realized it was truly winter, that the sun was never going to get high in the sky, that I had to beware of darkness, today I realized spring is coming.  Which depresses me, because that means ski season will come to an end, then again, we can ski at Mammoth until at least June 1st, if not July 4th.  But they don’t run all the lifts, and the snow is wet rather than firm.

But in a world where all the news is depressing, where corporations are in bed with athletes and artists and are then flabbergasted when they don’t toe the line, it’s music that gives us hope.  Unsullied.  You can sell out to the corporation, everybody says you should, but it undercuts the essence of your message.  Which is rebellion, freedom, raw EXUBERANCE!  Making a deal with an advertiser is like kissing the ass of your teacher. When what you want to do is give him the middle finger.

Great hard rock is a middle finger to the world.

And nobody does it better than Eddie Van Halen.

I’m hunkering down in the bunker and waiting this shitstorm out.  And what’s going to get me through are the tunes.  Are you with me?

(To play along at home, cue up "Romeo Delight" at 2:20.)