I’m a sucker for an acoustic guitar.

That’s right, in this electronic world of 0’s and 1’s, something natural, something evidencing humanity, grabs me and has me paying attention.

At least once a week, I cruise the Country playlists on Spotify. And it’s astounding how much of it’s formulaic, me-too crap. All about beer and trucks and… When I hear something different and it rings my bell, I don’t push the button to fast-forward, I listen.

She was dancin’ in a sundress under a Carolina sunset on the last night of MerleFest

Huh? Jerrod Niemann is singing about one of America’s hippest festivals, one people have been e-mailing me about for years, telling me it’s the one I can’t miss, the one that doesn’t fly on the mainstream radar?

Told me she ain’t missed one since the summer she turned eighteen

Used to be it was how big your record collection was, now it’s how many wristbands you’ve got, where you’ve been. It’s not only the Grateful Dead themselves who’ve come back, but their entire ethos.

She had a flower in her hair, a little smoke was in the air

Freedom. It’s what we all want, what we are all too uptight to pursue. If we don’t apply ourselves, work on our careers, we’re going to be left behind, broke down and busted on the side of the road. So we envy those who are willing to cast aside the precepts, to hedonistically pursue being alive.

We were chillin’ in some lawn chairs saying we wish we could’ve seen Woodstock

Don’t think the young don’t envy the oldsters, their ability to see not only Zeppelin, but all the bands on that stage in the Catskills. They feel they missed out. On not only the music, but the experience.

Told me she was leaving in the morning, headed down to New Orleans
Said boy, you oughta come along and I know I shoulda gone

The last time I blew off my plans was when my buds knocked on my door at midnight and encouraged me to skip the LSAT to drive up to Montreal. Which I did. Saw a Truffaut movie and a border cop found a seed in the glove box of Hughes’s Biscayne on the way back. Sometimes I wish I was more free and easy, took more risks.

She’s a Bonnaroo baby, she’s Coachella crazy
She’ll be folking out in Newport, you’ve probably seen her before
Up at Lollapalooza, in the mud at Wakarusa
She’ll be at the Hangout down in Alabama
Just look for the girl in the blue bandana

And there you have a recitation of every famous festival in America today. And there are many. Not only the biggies, like Bonnaroo and Coachella, but Newport and Hangout. Listening makes you want to go, to have the music set you free. That’s what the festival promises, an escape from the way it is from Monday through Thursday. And here’s this woman who’s following the festivals like we used to follow the bands, from town to town, like Deadheads and Phish Heads.

And I’d be lying if I didn’t say the lyrics were overbaked, nearly lowest common denominator. But then there’s that sound… The dynamics from quiet to loud, the anthemic quality, rock and roll before it became harder-edged and left so many out. Country is a big tent, like the above-mentioned festivals. And it turns out we all want to go.

Where we’re the stars. Where we let our freak flags fly. Where we’re happy. So it’s no wonder the song closes with…

Now I’ve got a beat-up van and I’m drivin’ ‘cross this land
Lookin’ for a blue bandana

He’s chasing the dream. He wants that feeling back, of being free.

So do I.

And so do you.

We’re all looking for the girl in the blue bandana.

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“YOU BUILD A FOLLOWING, THEN MONETIZE IT.”

This is a quote from the “New York Times,” from a sidebar to the article “The Creative Apocalypse That Wasn’t” Be sure to read the stories of the six creative people featured – “The New Making It”

YOU START OFF NOWHERE AND YOU’RE LUCKY IF YOU GET SOMEWHERE.

Too many want to start at the top. They don’t want to do the hard work. But it always is hard work. What looks like an overnight success is not. People would rather believe the myth.

YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOU WALK OUT THE FRONT DOOR.

This is my personal mantra. We’re creatures of habit. And now that usually means staying at home in front of the screen. But if you leave the house, you bump into people, you have experiences, you’re in the flow and inspired. Try it.

NOBODY TELLS THE TRUTH.

They lie about how many albums they’ve sold, about how many fans they have and how much money they make. You especially see this in Los Angeles, where people who are broke drive $100,000 cars. Take everything people say with a grain of salt, EVERYTHING! And know that inadequacy is a state of mind. As that old Jamaican seer once sang, you can get it if you really want, but you must try, try and try…

SUCCESS IS USUALLY FLEETING.

Did you see that Yvonne Craig, television’s Batgirl, sold real estate when acting gigs dried up? Respect those who’ve persevered and are still making a living at art, it’s extremely difficult.

PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR THE HITS.

If you’re doing a live gig, and people are paying for access, you’ve got to give them what they want, or something equally as good. I know, it sucks, but that’s the pressure of building upon prior success.

GOOD IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

When music, TV and movies were limited in quantity, desire frequently outstripped production, people listened to and watched that which they might not have if they had more choice. Now, they’ve got choice. And there’s a rush to quality. Which is why summer TV is fading in America, on cable channels, the WSJ wrote about a fall in the double digits:

“Summer-TV Watchers Abandon Cable Shows”

Used to be we watched network reruns in the summer. Now we don’t even want to watch originals, unless they’re as good as what we can stream on Netflix.

YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE AT THE TOP TO BE SUCCESSFUL.

But you do have to be happy with this success. And not be sour grapes that you did not make it to the show. And there’s nothing wrong with being a hobbyist, as long as you realize that’s what you are and give up the dream.

HATING FADES AWAY, THOSE HATED UPON LAST.

This is something that almost no one in the creative class can get over, the hate. People have always hated those with success, but it’s worse now that people have a voice online and economic times are so challenging. If you get caught up in the hating you’ll be dragged down. Ask yourself, would you send an equal amount of hate with the same vitriol? It’s a reflection upon the hater, not you. Follow Obama, who refused to respond to the Birthers, because he knew it wasn’t about his birth certificate, but the sheer fact he was in the White House. Obama won the election. So did you. Bask in it and try to look forward, don’t let the naysayers drag you down.

WORD OF MOUTH IS EVERYTHING.

If no one is talking about you, nothing is happening, you’re dead in the water.

“Y’ALL TALK ABOUT UX LIKE IT’S JUST ANOTHER FEATURE. FOR A USER, IT LITERALLY IS THE PRODUCT. FULL STOP. EVERYTHING ELSE IS INSIDE BASEBALL.”

This is a quote, from the Twitter account of Startup L. Jackson (@StartupLJackson). Or, as that old tire commercial once said, user experience is where the rubber meets the road. Features are secondary to usability. Just ask Microsoft, it had all the market share but its lunch was eaten by Apple, a supposed also-ran. This is how the new Apple screwed up Apple Music. Sure, we might clamor for more features, but that’s secondary to bitching that the product is hard to use/unfathomable… We expect every product to be intuitive and work from the first iteration. This is not the electric windows of cars in the sixties. If you want to improve something on the fly, label it BETA!

YOUR BEST IDEAS WILL BE STIMULATED BY SOMEONE OR SOMETHING ELSE.

If you live in a vacuum the light bulb will never go off. You need to read, you need to talk to people, you need to synthesize information into something new. He not busy being born is busy dying (thanks Bob!)

HE WHO BITCHES LOUDEST IS THE LEAST IMPORTANT.

Funny how this works. Those who’ve made it rarely complain, they know what it took to get there and they know change is a campaign, not just mindless yelling, often executed behind the scenes.

SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE ARE SMART.

They may not be book smart, they may be street smart, but when you think you can do the job of the CEO, you’re usually wrong. First and foremost, you could never get the gig.

YOU MAKE YOUR OWN OPPORTUNITIES.

There is no insurance anymore. Plenty of people go to Ivy League schools and don’t set the world on fire. Sure, it helps to be born on third base, but that’s not the only way to make it.

PEOPLE WANT TO BUY.

They want new and different, they want to tell everybody about it and spend money on it, it’s a badge of honor. So when you’re broke…either you don’t have an audience or you haven’t figured out how to monetize it.

DON’T BE A PRISONER OF THE PAST.

If you’re not constantly reevaluating, if you’re not constantly thinking about change, if you believe you’re secure…as Rob Halford once sang, you’ve got another thing comin’. And it ain’t gonna be good.

NOBODY HAS ALL THE ANSWERS.

Your opinion is just as good anybody else’s. Don’t let others be an impediment, assuming you believe in your idea and have traction.

IT ALL DOESN’T MATTER.

Not the money, nor the status…it’s a game people play while they’re alive and then they die and they’re forgotten. Bob Dylan had it right:

Build me a cabin in Utah
Marry me a wife, catch rainbow trout
Have a bunch of kids who call me ‘Pa’
That must be what it’s all about
That must be what it’s all about

“Sign On The Window”

Why is it always people without leverage are agitating for change? Those without hits who can see a better way but have no power to make it happen.

Makes me yearn for the old days, when these people did not have a voice. When not only could they not get a label deal, they could not get their music heard.

Want change? Have a hit! Before you do, your statements are meaningless. You’ve got to force people to change, and that does not happen via a better idea. And the music business is intransigent, the techies learned the only way to make progress was to STEAL the music. That’s what they had in common with the promoters and label owners of yore, they had an element of crookdom, they believed the rules didn’t apply to them. But all these agitators for change, they believe Congress should help them out, or that if they just say something long enough about inequity, their opponents will change. Lucian Grainge needs to eat too, baby. And if he doesn’t get returns, he’s gonna lose his job.

All you songwriters bitching about a reduction in royalties. Not only do I want you to give back your synch fees, I want you to stop complaining and change the paradigm. Yes, Pandora should pay more, but when confronted with a loss in royalties the labels did 360 deals, they wanted a larger piece of the pie. If you’re such a damn good songwriter why don’t you hold out for more? If you just bitch that you’re being ripped-off whilst begging artists to record your tunes you’re screwed. Then again, if you write a big hit, you’ve got power. Max Martin can write his own ticket, then again, Max Martin is making a fortune, because he’s not interested in singles or doubles, but home runs, no…GRAND SLAMS!

Unionize your fellow writers, go on strike. Your enemy is the acts covering your tunes, not Spotify or Apple Music. They take your tunes and make millions on the road and give none of that to you. Unfair? Youbetcha.

Furthermore, you’ve got some people on your side. Like Marty Bandier and Irving Azoff. Bandier has been agitating for higher publishing payouts for years. And he uses his catalog as a big stick. Pull Sony Music and you’ve got little left. Irving culled a who’s who of writers and formed his own performing rights organization, without his tunes the outlets are toast.

But they both know the power of leverage and you don’t.

Want to have power in this industry?

Write a hit song. Record it. Then promoters will pay you more than they want to, screaming all the while. Do this before you sign your major label deal and watch the terms change, you’ll get more money, because that’s what labels thrive on, hits.

And if you want to change the industry you’ve got to get the heads of the powers-that-be in a vice. Pandora and Universal are not going to kowtow to a good idea, but if you make it impossible for them to transact business without you…

Then again, the labels learned their lesson, that the digital future was here. So what did they do? Leverage the power of their catalogs to get a percentage of Spotify ownership.

They pay athletes on results. Get big enough and not only can you write your own terms, but force a trade.

But in music everybody thinks they’re LeBron and should be entitled to start and get rich.

Good luck with defying the laws of economics. Which have nothing to do with the internet, they’re immutable!

There’s something happening here
What it is ain’t exactly clear

Those were the words of one Stephen Stills, written back in ’66, when the man tried to cramp the style of the youth, back before Pandora’s Box was paved over and everybody dashed for cash.

How did that work out for the man?

It didn’t. There was a revolution. The war in Vietnam stopped, Woodstock drew hundreds of thousands and not only did rock rule, so did the baby boomers, the establishment was wiped from the landscape in one fell swoop.

You see you can’t argue with the dedicated youth when they’re speaking the truth.

But the youth have lost their way. Growing up in a challenged economy they’ve paid fealty to the almighty dollar. There’s no mystery why rap videos feature Benzes and country lyrics contain alcohol brand names. Because these empty suits were brought up in an era where speaking truth to power was anathema, in other words, we haven’t had that hip-hop spirit here since 1999.

As for the other musical genres, don’t make me laugh.

But HBO is the Warner Music of old. With a faceless king known as Richard Plepler who’s akin to nobody so much as Mo Ostin, who believed in letting the artists rule, that if you follow them, you win in the end, both artistically and financially.

That’s right, most of the other outlets are triangulating, living in fear. Which is why we get empty-headed sitcoms no one can relate to, why there’s no one like you on TV. But on HBO…

This John Oliver thing is fascinating. He’s the thinking man’s Donald Trump. The person who’s speaking the truth not to win in the end, but to point out the folly of our leaders and our country. John Oliver is sticking up for us.

Or, as Michael Moore once asked, “Dude, where’s my country?”

We were led to believe someone was looking after us. Before the right wing declared government uncool and pulled financing from the IRS. Such that we get zillionaire televangelists flying around in private jets. Multiple private jets. Living a tax free lifestyle equivalent to a tech CEO. Start a band? START A RELIGION!

Which is what John Oliver did, mockingly.

But before that he pointed out the fallacy of religion, a third rail topic in America if there ever was one. You’ve got to believe in God, the family and…if you’re a Republican, no abortion, no unions… Corporations are unfettered, but human beings must heel to the mindless and monied who want them to live by their rules.

But not on HBO.

We’re experiencing a revolution. And music is not involved. It started on television. Which makes sense, since we are in the golden age of television.

It turns out you can say that on TV today. And we want to hear it from seasoned players whose minds we respect more than their bodies. Teenagers have no place on HBO. And neither John Oliver nor Bill Maher are models. But what they’re doing is speaking their mind, and they’ve got an army of millions. That’s right, HBO cumulatively speaks to more people than almost every other media outlet. That’s power. And power is much more interesting than money. Because with power you can change the world. It’s easy, like taking candy, from a baby. All you do is point out the follies of the monied, in-power class.

It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

And John Oliver does this every week.

This is not David Letterman, attitude and nothing more, a loner on the fringe. It’s certainly not Jimmy Fallon, who’s as phony as the teacher’s pet and is most interested in ratings. If I hear another word about how Jimmy harnesses the power of the web…how about harnessing the power of the TRUTH!

But John Oliver, functioning in a ratings free zone, is changing the world.

Everywhere I go this week people are talking about this episode.

And that’s how it starts, via conversation.

After inroads have been made.

In music, you have one hit and you play arenas. But real stars grow slowly, doing great work week after week, with their flock spreading the word.

It’s a new era baby. How long can we listen to corporations tell us they have our best interests at heart? How long can we vote for politicians who are beholden to said corporations? How long can we sit here on the couch until we say…I’M MAD AS HELL AND I’M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!

All the scuttlebutt and the maneuvering about income inequality, it’s irrelevant. The seeds have already been sown. The ball is moving. Change is afoot. Because comedians, from the “South Park” guys to Jon Stewart to John Oliver to the “Simpsons” team, are poking the establishment in the ribs. And while the corporations and their lackeys are busy maneuvering behind closed doors, it’s morning in America, their doorbell is getting ready for the wake-up ding-dong.

Don’t doubt me. This is not the disorganized Occupy movement. This has got nothing to do with the financially-challenged newspapers. This is television, run by the financially solvent HBO, giving power to people who gleefully point out the inanities and inadequacies of life.

To watch John Oliver is to think he’s immune to blowback, that nothing and no one can get to him. That he can keep on speaking the truth. He’s Mr. Smith speaking to Washington, not Bernie Sanders. Oliver’s got the bigger audience.

And “For What It’s Worth” was a hit in ’67 but Woodstock didn’t happen until ’69.

Strap in baby, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

But we’re gonna win in the end.

Because they’ve taken it too far and we’re no longer gonna sit idly by.

They may have all the money, but the truth is on our side.

And truth triumphs.