There must be something in the water in Canada. It’s the new ENGLAND!  Excuse me. Pardon for the break. I had to get up to close the window. So the See You Next Tuesday living next door doesn’t freak out when I turn this up to 11! This is what we’re looking for. Something we […]

I want to be a comedian. The rock stars get all the chicks, the comedians have all the fun. Backstage at a rock concert is a boring hierarchy of self-important pricks jockeying for access to tired musicians who are barely verbal to begin with. Backstage at a comedy club is an endless visit to the […]

I read in the "New York Times" that Mariah Carey’s "We Belong Together" was the song of the summer. The only time I heard it was at the MTV Movie Awards.  She sang the shit out of it.  But it’s not my definition of a summer song.  And it’s not MY summer song.  MY summer […]

The hype is deafening. Last night rewinding the tape (no, I don’t have TiVo yet, don’t tell me how great it is, my goal in life is to watch LESS TV and since I bought the best VCR, for all of $120 bucks, I can use a digital mouse, which doesn’t move, but changes the […]