They’d better not play a fucking medley. Last year, I don’t think I even fast-forwarded through the Grammy telecast.  Why?  Just a bunch of self-congratulatory poseurs involved in a circle jerk, trying to make themselves feel good, trying to raise the revenues of a dying industry. But this year I’m gonna watch the show.  To […]

Rob Light was on the phone with the NFL.  They only had one question, how could they TOP Prince? Pink Floyd is the biggest band in the world.  But the question arises, who is number TWO? Zeppelin used to be number one.  But as teenagers aged, as they dug deeper into music, as they got […]

Hey, look me overTell me do you like what you seeHey, I ain’t got no moneyBut I’m RICH on PERSONALITY! If you didn’t come to party, don’t bother reading this. Tonight we partied like it was 1999.  And we didn’t even EXPECT IT! Fuck the Revolution, fuck Kanye, certainly fuck Justin Timberlake.  While we were […]

Who knew Sylvia Tyson wrote "You Were On My Mind"? When I woke up this morningYou were on my mind Ain’t that love! You know how it is, you meet someone new.  There’s a rush of blood to the head, you tingle, you don’t want to part.  And the next morning, you wake up and […]