What if he had a megaphone.  And implored those in attendance to join in, telling them he was the new dance king and they’d enjoy participating? He’d have been shouted down, if not stoned to death. I won’t say the gentleman in this viral video dances as poorly as Elaine on "Seinfeld", but the moves […]

There’s an ultimately boring article on Wikipedia in today’s "New York Times".  For those scoring at home, the article focuses on editing, with the primary controversial topic being Scientology. I’ll leave the details out, if you’re that interested, you can click through.  But what got me to write this was the sidebar, wherein the genre […]

I’m sipping Flor De Cana and lime juice, it’s three a.m. Maybe on the east coast.  But in L.A., it’s just shy of midnight. I should be winding down, loading up my car and driving to Felice’s house for some shut-eye.  But I’m all revved up, buzzed, even though writing’s ultimately gonna keep me up […]

That’s Flom and Steven for those scoring at home. Jason Flom specializes in signing cartoon characters.  Steven Tyler IS a cartoon character. Only problem is, the road to riches for newbie cartoon acts is broken.  You can’t make a video for MTV illustrating your excesses and end up selling ten million copies.  Who cares if […]