Do you still repress your farts? Go on a first date and farting is taboo.  Live with someone for a few years, and you’re ripping them on a regular basis. Or how about sex?  Ever postpone it because there’s something really good on TV? Can’t say I’ve ever discussed these topics with a buddy, but […]

WHO WOULDN’T WANNA BE METhe sun is shinin’This road keeps windin’Through the prettiest countryFrom Georgia to TennesseeI got the one I love beside meMy troubles behind meI’m alive and I’m freeWho wouldn’t wanna be me Yup, inside the Sommet Center for Keith Urban’s "All For The Hall" concert. If you haven’t been to Nashville, you […]

That’s why I’m here.  In Nashville.  I’m speaking at the International Entertainment Buyers Association.  Or, I just did.  You missed it! What a fascinating crew.  So many of the buyers are from fairs. I just got a long lecture on the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo.  A bunch of ‘ropin and ‘tyin and then live […]

"In Color" If it looks like we were scared to deathLike a couple of kids just trying to save each otherYou should have seen it in color You can watch a movie where they’ve got an overpaid teenager trying to play scared, you can dial up a book on your Kindle and read a memory […]