Do you know there’s a war in Iraq?  And that seemingly every day insurgent suicide bombers kill civilians?  Might seem obvious to you, but I’m not sure the average American is in touch with this fact.  You see, his news outlets just don’t TELL HIM! My Safari homepage is the Yahoo News.  That’s where I’m […]

While you’re counting Coldplay CDs, made by a guy married to a movie star with a daughter with the moniker of a fruit, while Eminem is tanking in the live marketplace, while the media is fixated on a mutilated, aged pop star, you’re missing the biggest music story of the year, the Mars Volta. By […]

1. Coldplay "X& Y"CapitolSales this week: 740,331Debut Enough with the circle jerk.  This is what’s WRONG with the music business today.  When cocktail music made for people whose hormones are no longer raging is trumpeted as quality reincarnate.  There’s nothing wrong with Coldplay, hell, I can even tolerate Chris Martin’s whining…it’s just that there’s not […]

What I love about the music business are the pricks at the label who say they’re TRYING things, to just give them a chance, they’re ushering in the future, they just don’t want to make any mistakes, they’re on the case, we should TRUST THEM! If I had a dime for every asshole who e-mailed […]