1. I saw a man with forty six Lean Cuisines. I counted them. This was actually on Ventura Boulevard, at the Ralphs. I went there in search of Dannon Coffee yogurt, which turned out to be on sale, so I didn’t want to use self checkout, but I’m getting ahead of myself. I wanted to […]

From: Ken EhrlichSubject: GrammysDate: February 14, 2012 4:20:59 PM PSTTo: Bob Lefsetz i don’t know who you are, or what you have against me, but if you think i’m out of touch, putting on a show that features dance music with david guetta and deadmau5, performances by every major contemporary act, and trying together the […]

What kind of crazy fucked up world do we live in where the Golden Globes are simulcast, but the Grammys are on tape delay? All the action was online last night. Twitter was aflare. If you think the Grammy ratings spiked because of the show, you probably believe CDs are ripe for a comeback. The […]

This is music’s greatest night. If they dropped a bomb on the L.A. Convention Center, they’d have to start all over, the entire infrastructure of the mainstream music business would be wiped out. And you might not think that’s a bad thing, but the old days are through, the labels no longer dominate, and it’s […]