THEN People had car trouble. NOW If someone tells you they’re not coming because their car won’t start, you don’t believe them. THEN Your computer crashed, you feared the Blue Screen Of Death. NOW Your computer goes months without ever crashing, and you barely turn it on anyway, only for work, because you’re addicted to […]

Why is everybody incompetent? I leave town for a week, I hold my mail, and it never reappears. I ask the delivery person and it’s a bad Freddie Prinze routine, EES NOT MY JOB! I’m the temp! When is the real person coming back? NEVER! They changed routes! So they give you a phone number, […]

I had the smallest single in Starr Hall. Even worse, the janitor’s closet jutted into my room, every morning I’d wake up to him running the water in the sink. Talk about depressing. First semester senior year was a disaster. I puked twice in bed. I was burned out on my friends. I was already […]

I want to know you I want to show you I want you to grow Inside of me My tenure as a doper was very brief. I’m just not stable enough for drugs, my hold on reality is just that tenuous. But in my brief window of getting high, especially before sensimilla, when good dope […]