They liked it better under Communism. At least you could predict the future. Now it’s every man for himself, and what’s worse, the game is undefined, and you have to pay $200 every time you pass Go, even though you’re not sure who to lay it on and you’re suspicious you’re falling further behind the […]

What a difference a year makes. Last year it was us versus them. This year…it’s every man for himself. You remember 2012. When the Tea Party was battling the Democrats, when left wingers were scared out of their wits that automaton Mitt Romney would beat out Barack Obama for the Presidency. Now not only is […]

Maybe it’s not the music’s fault. Used to be you lay on your bed listening to music dreaming of a better life to come. One with friends, romance, all kinds of excitement. Now you just log on to the Internet and hunt for these experiences. You know, the peak of a positive e-mail, a congratulatory […]

My goal is not to die in the 405 reconstruction. Let me explain this to you. The Democrats voted for stimulus, and money was appropriated to extend the carpool lane from deep in the San Fernando Valley so far south it’s a different time zone, assuming time zones changed from north to south, which they […]