How do we sleep while our beds are burning I woke up at 6:30. Maybe reasonable for you, out of the question for me, the last time I saw the sun rise was to catch a flight, I like the darkness, when everybody’s sleeping, when the world is mine. I wasn’t quite sure what to […]

They’re treating me like a rock star. As in shuffling me from place to place for publicity. Tomorrow is radio, today was photography for the newspaper interviews I did last week. You can see how relationships matter, at least in terms of promotion. A team of pros build you. First we went to Geoff’s venue, […]

“And Tommy doesn’t know what day it is…” Actually, it’s Monday morning, 9:32 AM. Which is pretty strange, since I left L.A. on Saturday. I flew Qantas. Didn’t Rain Man say it never had a crash? Well, I think since then they have, but if you think your aircraft is gonna crash, you probably shouldn’t […]

“Are you Lefsetz?” First rule of meeting famous people… Never introduce yourself. It never goes well. They’re caught off guard, they usually have no idea who you are, and even if they do they’re flummoxed, you have to start explaining yourself, it never ends up good. What you’ve got to do is wait for someone […]