Chatting with the Chopped Teen Tournament, Part 4 Winner The judges talked shit. Why is it that everybody believes their kid is a talented musician deserving the accolades of everybody and no one will tell a wannabe he sucks to his face? Felice is addicted to the Food Network. Because of my ongoing ass problems, […]

He made the onion rings from scratch! I don’t know about you, but I’m confused by modern life. I grew up in the sixties, when the middle class ruled, when we’d never heard of private jets and the mantra of my generation was to be all you could be, yes, the army ripped us off. […]

I don’t get out much, at least not in my own hometown. Traffic is too bad, and the choice is overwhelming. Used to be you could see every movie, go to every restaurant, now…it’s a full time job following just one scene and I’m a completist, I like to be an expert, I don’t like […]

I eat a lot of energy bars. I know they’re not real food, that’s what my nutritionist tells me, but they’re a good pick-me-up, assuming you buy the ones with enough protein. Yes, I’ve learned how to read the nutrition label. You don’t want one with less than ten grams of protein. Otherwise, you’ll just […]