You’re shakin’ that money maker, like a heartbreaker, like your college major was Twistin’ and tearin’ up Friday nights Love the way you’re wearin’ those jeans so tight I bet your kiss is a soul saver, my favorite flavor, want it now and later I never seen nothin’ that I want so bad Girl, I […]

What’s the single? Where’s the single? You mean it’s not out yet? One thing about getting old is you get tired of the trick, tired of the publicity, tired of the media empire genuflecting for a star, promoting his latest work in order to achieve an auspicious debut that in today’s modern era is usually […]

We know everything and we know nothing. We know that a plane was shot down over Ukraine, but we’ve got no idea what the number one record is. We’re grazers, we’re surfers, according to Google, we pull our smartphones from our pockets 125 times a day. We want to be on the pulse, but no […]

Methinks he O.D.’ed. I understand the use of drugs on the road, but it’s hard for me to glorify them. As much as I believe marijuana should be legalized, along with the harder stuff, it bugs me that we lionize inebriation, as if the highest state of being is to be high. Because personally, my […]