The album is FANTASTIC! At least that’s the buzz. I may have been the only person who liked "Tattoo", but all the fanboys love the album. But nobody’s buying it. It sold only 187,494 copies in its debut week. And it’s not lighting up the Mediabase charts either, "Tattoo" is number 26 at Active Rock […]

1. I saw a man with forty six Lean Cuisines. I counted them. This was actually on Ventura Boulevard, at the Ralphs. I went there in search of Dannon Coffee yogurt, which turned out to be on sale, so I didn’t want to use self checkout, but I’m getting ahead of myself. I wanted to […]

Apple’s Mountain Lion Makes the Mac More Like the iPad It’s Apple’s new operating system. Huh? I’d bet most of you haven’t even bothered to install Lion. But rather than trying to convince you, the train is moving down the track, it’s not coming back to pick you up, you’ve got to run after it. […]

If this doesn’t reach you, your dick doesn’t get hard and your pussy doesn’t get wet. Daryl Hall and his band lay down a groove so funky, so in the pocket, your body can’t sit still, you can’t help but groove to the music. What made that Alabama Shakes was that one live video of […]