One day I expect to open my front door and find a booklet, with tiny little pages, four or six of them, which I can barely read through my thumbs.  This booklet will be known as the "Los Angeles Times". They shrunk the height, the width…got rid of so much that one must question why […]

The theme of our program tonight is how fucking great it is to be alive!  And if you don’t believe life is a gift, that should be lived to the fullest, if you don’t dream of driving with the top down, blasting the radio, pounding your fist on the dashboard, if you haven’t seen God, […]

When the bat cracks and the ball’s moving towards Jeter, he doesn’t run through the fundamentals in his brain, hell, he doesn’t think at all, he just picks up the ball and throws it to first base, just like that. Well, not exactly.  You see he’s got decades of practice.  He’s just acting upon that […]

You may not have heard of him.  He’s a hot new guitarist, discovered by Jimmy Iovine.  Over the past few years, Pat’s been woodshedding with Dr. Dre, creating a new rock/rap hybrid, set to take over the world when GaGa’s album finally fades out. No, I’m bullshitting you.  Pat LaFrieda’s certainly an artist, but his […]