Is Celine Dion gonna give birth on stage? Does every attendee get a blow job by either George Clooney or Angelina Jolie, customer’s choice? Is John Lennon gonna come back from the dead to duet with her on "Whatever Gets You Thru The Night"? If not, why the fuck do I have to pay $500 […]

"I don’t know anyone who listens to CDs in order anymore." Mick Jagger "Wall Street Journal" – Thursday, November 15, 2007 What I find funny is fans. On one hand, thank god Radiohead and Jay-Z have them, that’s what keeps them in business. But, if you cross their favorite, if you say anything negative about […]

You’d think we were selling Mercedes-Benzes. Better yet, Lamborghinis. Lambo doesn’t have to worry about the little guy. The Italian carmaker caters to a rich elite. Chevy-owners can only lust after the company’s sleekmobiles. They’re never going to be able to afford one. And Lambo doesn’t care, because they’re selling all they can produce. But […]

Get out of the Maybach, stop drinking the champagne…do you have ANY idea how people listen to music anymore? People haven’t listened to albums from start to finish since the death of vinyl. And, even in the vinyl days, we’d get up from the couch and needle-drop to skip lame tracks, to hear only what […]