I won’t go see the Stones anymore.  I don’t want to hang with those people, calcified, trying to relive a youth that in most cases they never had, being too scared of the English band in its prime, all the while being hawked overpriced merchandise as Jagger shouts the lyrics and the band plays and […]

Do you correct the cashier when he makes a mistake in your favor? My father enjoyed petty theft.  I remember seeing him carrying his ski boots with this bungee-cord contraption, and when I asked him where he got it, he said "I liberated it from Wendy’s!", the ski shop in Manchester, Vermont where he’d dropped […]

Did you know Tim McGraw was good? I had to drive from Santa Monica to Hollywood.  During RUSH HOUR! I hear traffic is hell just about everywhere these days.  Just know that ours is even worse.  I’d like to tell you I could walk faster, but as you well know, NOBODY WALKS IN L.A! To […]

191. Bow Wow "Price Of Fame" Sales this week: 3,688Cume: 523,426 I guess he’s no longer that lil’. Usually they grow up and no one cares.  Startlingly, they still care about (Lil’) Bow Wow. 189. All-American Rejects "Move Along" Sales this week: 3,709Cume: 1,890,413 On the surface, this appears to be a GARGANTUAN number considering […]