I feel like a fucking idiot. You see I was supposed to meet Tony in the lobby at eight.  To go out with a bunch of people for pizza.  Now I’ve been going to the shrink for YEARS to learn how to be late.  You see nobody in L.A. gets ANYWHERE on time.  So, I […]

I was MESMERIZED! Unlike U.S. conventions, everybody at In The City goes to the panels.  I learned this last year when I was wandering around the halls of the hotel wondering where everybody WAS!  And then I peeked into a meeting room looking for Richard and found it PACKED! So this year I planned.  I […]

Bathrooms shouldn’t need manuals. If you want to shoot up, you want to fly through Chicago.  There the stalls have ceiling to floor stainless steel doors.  God, you’re afraid you’re going to asphyxiate there.  I’m used to about fifteen inches at the bottom, a few feet at the top, in case I can’t figure out […]