This is all about name-recognition.  Investors are stupid.  They know little about the products of the companies they lay their dollars down for.  They’re acting on buzz.

And buzz has nothing to do with profits.  Certainly not long term.

What we’ve got here is a phenomenal job of brand-building.  Tim Westergren, like a carnival barker went out and sold a service based on a combination of hucksterism and I’m on your side duplicity.  If Mr. Westergren truly cared about music, he’d be a manager.  I haven’t seen someone this dedicated to building something from zero to superstar status in eons.  But there’s too little money actually promoting music, building stars, and talent talks back, digits do not.

In other words, it’s really damn hard to nurture and break talent.

It’s much easier to build upon the hard work of others.  Which is why record labels/rights holders demand so much from Pandora, after all, it’s built upon the equity they’ve created, without the music, Pandora is nothing.

Analysts have noted this.  Pandora’s lack of scalability, its huge rights payments.

But what analysts have not drilled down upon is the service itself.

It just doesn’t work.

People become infatuated with new technology.  They love to check things out and tell others about them.  Isn’t that the key to making a YouTube clip go viral?  But just because you’ve got millions of views that does not mean you’re rich.  Or that you can replicate your success.  It just means that for a moment everybody got excited about you.

For a moment, everybody got excited about Pandora.  It was so easy to use.  But did it satiate?  Was it satisfying?

If music radio is to survive, and that’s doubtful, it’s all about curation.  Serving up music you want to hear.  Pandora fails at this.  Despite the vaunted Genome, just too many suggestions are tuneouts, some positively dumbfounding.  Do you really expect people to sit for this, pay for it with their cash or time in a world where people only want the best and have no time to waste?

In other words, the future of listening to music, of breaking acts, of exhibition, is not Pandora.

Slacker does a far better job of curation, because it’s done by human beings.  But Slacker doesn’t have a Westergren, almost no one knows the company.

But Slacker doesn’t satisfy either.  You’re interested in what they air but you constantly want to hit the button to see what’s next.  You’re interested in the list more than actually listening!

Investors expect that in the future people will pay to listen to crap.  Huh?

The future of music exhibition does not revolve around algorithms but people.  It’s about personalities, cults, built around the deejay. Which is why all radio research is flawed.  Radio is not about the tracks as much as the trust.  Is the deejay my friend?  We hang with imperfect friends, we’ll listen to a song on their recommendation that we may not initially like because we like THEM!  We don’t really like Pandora.  There’s nothing there other than a bunch of wanna get rich suits.

Just like there were MP3 players before iPods, the future of an ad-supported streaming music service, or even a paid subscription service, is not Pandora, but something after, something later, something further down the development curve.

We see this all the time.  Techies were communicating online for years before AOL made it easy and desirable for the general public to get involved.

Windows 3.0 was a vast improvement over MS-DOS, but it wasn’t until Windows 95 was released that computer acquisition by the public went nuclear.

Hell, disc burning was all the rage eleven years ago, but the trend was brief, it was eclipsed by the iPod.

I’d love to tell you Pandora is a great service.  Aren’t we all looking for someone to turn us on to new music?  But every time I use it I’m frustrated that its suggestions aren’t better.  As for those testifying about it, I just put their opinions in the pile of the ignorant.  No one ever e-mails me about Pandora who has tried Slacker.  Pandora users are not usually SiriusXM subscribers.  What we’ve got here is a huge set of clueless adopters who will jump rather quickly to the next best solution.  Which is coming.

I mean isn’t Pandora just a list?  And I can use that same list to check out tracks on Spotify or Rhapsody or MOG or…

But everybody gets caught up in the mania.  No one wants to investigate and learn the truth, someone pointing out flaws is accused of being a downer, a naysayer, someone who doesn’t believe in the future.

But that doesn’t make the enthusiasts right.

And just because there’s a blockbuster IPO that doesn’t mean the company has a future.

P.S. I do believe adding comedy to Pandora was a brilliant move.  But they haven’t marketed this feature well.

P.P.S. If you really want to know what’s going on with Pandora, follow the tweets of David Heinemeier Hansson, creator of Ruby On Rails and best-selling co-author of "Rework".  Hansson is the antithesis of Wall Street.  He’s about building businesses that make money from day one, he’s about PROFIT!  What a concept!  All we’ve got is these corporations losing money making their executives rich.  Like Live Nation and Warner.  Come on, there are no miracles here.  Occasionally companies turn the corner but why can’t these companies make money now?  Why can’t Live Nation balance the books and pay its execs less and make money today?  Or at least say the loss is about investment in Ticketmaster, in the future.  Same deal with Warner Music.  If you can’t make money running it, maybe you’re not so smart, or maybe you’re just a crook, or maybe it’s just a bad business.  If it’s your own private company, do what you want.  But if your company is public, you’ve got a fiduciary duty to investors.  But no one believes in the law anymore.  Not Goldman Sachs, not the second rate banks. Everybody just wants to get rich.  From Westergren to the venture capitalists to the wannabe artists.  And that’s much easier to do than to make a great record, to make a truly great product.  Pandora is all about subterfuge, the same way labels sell generic music.  Get everyone excited, put down naysayers, get the mainstream to hype you and sell.  But that stuff is almost always crap.  Just like Pandora.

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