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Leah!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting in the shrink&#8217;s office telling him about Friday night.\u00c2\u00a0 The <br \/>on-sale debut of the new &quot;Harry Potter&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>Felice and I drove to Village Books around 11 p.m. and encountered a line <br \/>down Swarthmore, of kids who probably had never been up at this hour before, <br \/>unless it was two years before, when the LAST &quot;Harry Potter&quot; book was released.<\/p>\n<p>They were dressed up as characters from the series.\u00c2\u00a0 Kate served theme-based <br \/>refreshments.\u00c2\u00a0 They may have LOOKED like lemon bars and TASTED like lemon bars but they were labeled with some secret code you&#8217;d only be able to decipher if <br \/>you&#8217;d read the books.<\/p>\n<p>At a minute before midnight, Jeff held up the speaker of the portable karaoke <br \/>machine, I started counting down the seconds into the mic, and when the date <br \/>changed we opened the door and people POURED IN!<\/p>\n<p>It resembled nothing so much as rock and roll.\u00c2\u00a0 Lining up at an absurd hour <br \/>for tickets to an event that only fans were aware of.\u00c2\u00a0 NEEDING to belong.\u00c2\u00a0 It <br \/>was almost as if Bill Graham was back from the dead, with the free food and the <br \/>orderly camaraderie.\u00c2\u00a0 And the books sold like tickets to the Fillmore.\u00c2\u00a0 By <br \/>time Oliver Platt came in as the last customer, just shy of one a.m., four <br \/>hundred books had left the store.\u00c2\u00a0 I can&#8217;t say the tome wasn&#8217;t hyped, that modern <br \/>marketing methods were not employed, but the RABIDITY, it was PALPABLE!<\/p>\n<p>And as we stood around doing a post mortem, I started conversing with Lea.\u00c2\u00a0 <br \/>Down from San Francisco, just in time for this event.<\/p>\n<p>And when I got to this part of the story in the shrink&#8217;s office, a song <br \/>started going through my head.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ah! Leah! Here we go again.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I told the shrink that I wanted to leave right then.\u00c2\u00a0 Go home and listen to <br \/>this song.\u00c2\u00a0 I needed to hear it.<\/p>\n<p>At that price, I stayed till the end, but when I got back in front of my <br \/>computer I was stunned to find out that I didn&#8217;t have &quot;Ah! Leah!&quot; in my iTunes <br \/>library.\u00c2\u00a0 So I fired up my favorite P2P program and started downloading.<\/p>\n<p>I had no problem finding &quot;Ah! Leah!&quot;\u00c2\u00a0 Which I&#8217;ve got on CD somewhere.\u00c2\u00a0 But <br \/>the album tracks, &quot;Stagedoor Johnny&quot; and &quot;Never Did I&quot;&#8230;I just couldn&#8217;t find <br \/>them.<\/p>\n<p>I sat in front of my computer for an hour and a half.\u00c2\u00a0 Clicking.\u00c2\u00a0 Looking for <br \/>them.\u00c2\u00a0 To no avail.<\/p>\n<p>And when you get this frustrated, angry that the days of the original Napster <br \/>are gone, when EVERYTHING was available, I fired up a well known search <br \/>engine.\u00c2\u00a0 Which allows you to find MP3s.\u00c2\u00a0 On Webpages.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s the last resort.\u00c2\u00a0 <br \/>Sometimes it works.<\/p>\n<p>And I was having trouble.\u00c2\u00a0 But then I searched on the album title, &quot;Fortune <br \/>410&quot;, and they CAME UP!<\/p>\n<p>I clicked through.\u00c2\u00a0 And there they all were.\u00c2\u00a0 All the album cuts I loved.\u00c2\u00a0 It <br \/>was like winning a radio station contest, but BETTER&#8230;for instead of having <br \/>to wait forever to receive my prize I got it RIGHT AWAY!<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a good chance you&#8217;ve got no idea who Donnie Iris is.<\/p>\n<p>Well, he was in the Jaggerz.\u00c2\u00a0 Who had that big hit thirty five years ago with <br \/>&quot;The Rapper&quot;.\u00c2\u00a0 Kind of an insidious tune.\u00c2\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t love it, but I certainly <br \/>knew it.\u00c2\u00a0 And was stunned that the singer of that track was the guy I was <br \/>hearing on rock radio over a decade later, with &quot;Ah! Leah!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>You know the kind of track that&#8217;s SO good you&#8217;ve got to go out and buy the <br \/>album RIGHT THEN?\u00c2\u00a0 Not even CARING what the rest of the record sounds like?\u00c2\u00a0 <br \/>THAT&#8217;S how good &quot;Ah! Leah!&quot; is.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Ah! Leah!&quot; had power.\u00c2\u00a0 And a memorable riff.\u00c2\u00a0 And even the changes were <br \/>good.\u00c2\u00a0 But what put it over the top, what infected you, was THE CHORUS!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a modern day wall of sound.\u00c2\u00a0 With ENDLESS backup vocals sweetly singing.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s Donnie&#8217;s trademark.\u00c2\u00a0 Employed in the almost better &quot;Sweet Merilee&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>I ended up buying the subsequent &quot;King Of Cool&quot;.\u00c2\u00a0 And, the follow-up, the <br \/>aforementioned &quot;Fortune 410&quot;, named after the model number of Donnie&#8217;s eyeglasses.<\/p>\n<p>Back in the day, we LISTENED to the album.\u00c2\u00a0 It was rarely over forty minutes <br \/>long.\u00c2\u00a0 It wasn&#8217;t about a single and then filler, rather, after the Beatles, an <br \/>album was a STATEMENT!\u00c2\u00a0 You wanted to delve in, on a voyage of DISCOVERY!\u00c2\u00a0 <br \/>And what I found on &quot;Fortune 410&quot; was &quot;Never Did I&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Never Did I&quot; is the kind of track that gets you moving, involuntarily.\u00c2\u00a0 The <br \/>kind of song you can&#8217;t conceive of in advance, but the type you hear that <br \/>feels SO RIGHT!\u00c2\u00a0 So right that I&#8217;ve never forgotten it.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Stagedoor Johnny&quot; is overdramatic.\u00c2\u00a0 But it&#8217;s got another one of those <br \/>CHORUSES, with the endless backup vocals.<\/p>\n<p>I just needed to hear them.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I could have fired up the vinyl.\u00c2\u00a0 But, I wanted files, that I could play <br \/>endlessly.\u00c2\u00a0 And I looked up the greatest hits CD on Amazon, to find out if <br \/>these two tracks were contained, whether I should search my house for it, but <br \/>they were absent.\u00c2\u00a0 And that&#8217;s how I ultimately found myself combing the Web.\u00c2\u00a0 <br \/>Finding this veritable TREASURE TROVE!<\/p>\n<p>This site had BOTH of them.\u00c2\u00a0 And live versions of &quot;Ah! Leah! and &quot;Love Is <br \/>Like A Rock&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>For a minute there, I thought this page had EVERYTHING!<\/p>\n<p>But this was no thief.\u00c2\u00a0 This was a CURATOR!\u00c2\u00a0 If it was available <br \/>commercially, the track was absent.\u00c2\u00a0 But if you couldn&#8217;t buy it at any price, you could <br \/>take it for free, to keep Donnie Iris&#8217;s legend alive.<\/p>\n<p>I mean how else are we going to keep the music of these secondary artists <br \/>alive?\u00c2\u00a0 The labels that own the material don&#8217;t care, they say there&#8217;s no market.\u00c2\u00a0 <br \/>But there is.\u00c2\u00a0 Hard core fans.\u00c2\u00a0 Who want to turn others on to their <br \/>favorites.\u00c2\u00a0 And, if the stuff is readily available, who knows, kids might surf by and <br \/>find it.\u00c2\u00a0 After all, Led Zeppelin was one of Donnie Iris&#8217;s favorite classic <br \/>rock bands.<\/p>\n<p>I know that because I listened to the interview with him on the site.\u00c2\u00a0 Taped <br \/>from the radio.\u00c2\u00a0 Oh, it was in depth.\u00c2\u00a0 It was an aural GOLDMINE!<\/p>\n<p>Made me feel excited.\u00c2\u00a0 Got me in touch with who I used to be.\u00c2\u00a0 A dedicated <br \/>believer.\u00c2\u00a0 Who wanted to know EVERYTHING about acts I was interested in.<\/p>\n<p>I sat in front of my computer for half an hour listening.\u00c2\u00a0 I couldn&#8217;t even <br \/>answer e-mail.\u00c2\u00a0 I was hearing this guy&#8217;s life story.\u00c2\u00a0 Donnie&#8217;s probably pushing <br \/>sixty.\u00c2\u00a0 So many of the oldsters are.\u00c2\u00a0 They&#8217;re past their peak.\u00c2\u00a0 What are their <br \/>lives like?<\/p>\n<p>Well, it turns out Donnie still plays.\u00c2\u00a0 But what&#8217;s he living on?\u00c2\u00a0 What does <br \/>he use to buy toys for his grandkids?<\/p>\n<p>Donnie&#8217;s a musician.\u00c2\u00a0 Who had one big hit and some semi-hits.\u00c2\u00a0 And now all <br \/>that&#8217;s left to him is his music, hell, I doubt he receives any royalties, even <br \/>if they&#8217;re due him.<\/p>\n<p>And it turns out Donnie is aware of this site.\u00c2\u00a0 He mentions it in the <br \/>interview.\u00c2\u00a0 But rather than squash it, send this guy a cease and desist letter, he&#8217;s <br \/>ADVERTISING IT!\u00c2\u00a0 THAT guy is helping him out, he&#8217;s a key element in his career.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what fans are.\u00c2\u00a0 The linchpins of careers.<\/p>\n<p>I guess if you don&#8217;t have careers you don&#8217;t need linchpins, don&#8217;t need fans.\u00c2\u00a0 <br \/>But that&#8217;s a tough way to do it.\u00c2\u00a0 Because, if you&#8217;ve got fans, they do half <br \/>the work.<\/p>\n<p>Thomas H. Lee and Andy Lack don&#8217;t know what fandom is.\u00c2\u00a0 They know what MONEY <br \/>is.\u00c2\u00a0 They don&#8217;t know that WITHOUT fans, there&#8217;s a hell of a lot less money.\u00c2\u00a0 <br \/>They think it&#8217;s about OVEREXPOSURE!\u00c2\u00a0 That to sell records you get on the &quot;Today <br \/>Show&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>But the &quot;Today Show&quot;&#8217;s got no fans.\u00c2\u00a0 Nobody who&#8217;ll stay up till an ungodly <br \/>hour, WAKE UP at an ungodly hour, JUST to see it.\u00c2\u00a0 The &quot;Today Show&quot; is commerce. <br \/>\u00c2\u00a0&quot;Harry Potter&quot; is art.<\/p>\n<p>Not all art does the blockbuster sales of &quot;Harry&quot;.\u00c2\u00a0 But you never know <br \/>exactly what art is going to go gonzo.\u00c2\u00a0 That&#8217;s the story of the late sixties.\u00c2\u00a0 Who <br \/>KNEW these acts would become so big?\u00c2\u00a0 They were just building careers.\u00c2\u00a0 Not by <br \/>selling out, but by testing limits, EXPLORING!<\/p>\n<p>So, here&#8217;s the URL:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.parallel-time.com\/sound.htm\">http:\/\/www.parallel-time.com\/sound.htm<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Listen to &quot;Never Did I&quot;.\u00c2\u00a0 And &quot;Stagedoor Johnny&quot;.\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe you&#8217;ve got to commit <br \/>to three plays.\u00c2\u00a0 But then you&#8217;ll be hooked, then you&#8217;ll be infected, then you <br \/>might even start spreading the word.<\/p>\n<p>(Don&#8217;t be surprised if we blow this guy&#8217;s site up, he&#8217;s not PREPARED for this <br \/>number of hits, he probably doesn&#8217;t have enough BANDWIDTH, just like labels <br \/>of the past had no idea there was such demand for these acts, they were caught <br \/>short, when word started to spread&#8230;) <\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting in the shrink&#8217;s office telling him about Friday night.\u00c2\u00a0 The on-sale debut of the new &quot;Harry Potter&quot;. 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