{"id":8533,"date":"2014-05-19T07:18:33","date_gmt":"2014-05-19T15:18:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lefsetz.com\/wordpress\/?p=8533"},"modified":"2014-05-19T07:19:22","modified_gmt":"2014-05-19T15:19:22","slug":"pickles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lefsetz.com\/wordpress\/2014\/05\/19\/pickles\/","title":{"rendered":"The Pickles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We went to Brent&#8217;s Deli.<\/p>\n<p>I needed to feel something. Others take drugs, drink alcohol, I eat. And since I didn&#8217;t get my pastrami sandwich on my birthday, and since Langer&#8217;s is no longer open at night, we journeyed out to Brent&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>Which is in Northridge, the epitome of the suburbs. In a strip center. And it never occurred to us that at 6 PM the place would be packed, that we&#8217;d have to wait.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s a Jewish pilgrimage.<\/p>\n<p>And so different from the rest of Los Angeles.<\/p>\n<p>In L.A. two things are important&#8230; How you look and what kind of car you drive.<\/p>\n<p>And these people didn&#8217;t look good.<\/p>\n<p>Not that they looked bad, well, some did, it&#8217;s just that they didn&#8217;t put on their look. They didn&#8217;t change clothes, they didn&#8217;t put on makeup, there was no preparation whatsoever. They were at home watching television and got a hankering for deli and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Kind of like me. I&#8217;m reading the new <a title=\"Off Course: A Novel\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0374224471\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0374224471&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=oneforthetab-20&amp;linkId=CKGCYZU7JC2PSKBV\" target=\"_blank\">Michelle Huneven book<\/a>, and after lying around all afternoon I wanted to enter the real world. I brushed my teeth, put in my contacts, threw on my shoes and we were out the front door.<\/p>\n<p>And we find ourselves waiting for a table, staring at cakes so big, they could serve as life preservers, assuming they float.<\/p>\n<p>And I knew what I wanted&#8230; Pastrami on rye with Swiss cheese and Russian dressing. But I&#8217;d forgotten that at Brent&#8217;s they specialize in Reubens, so I substituted sauerkraut for cheese and upon closing my menu the bus boy delivered pickles.<\/p>\n<p>Pickles&#8230; My father used to have giant jars of them in the garage, where never a vehicle was stored. There was a cornucopia of gems in that space, from the extra freezer to sports equipment to Pepperidge Farm cookies, which my father bought at the seconds store in Westport&#8230; Does it really matter if a cookie is broken?<\/p>\n<p>The pickles in the garage were usually of the green tomato variety, nice and sour, the kind that make you wince with their tartness.<\/p>\n<p>But the ones that had me swooning this evening were&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>New pickles.<\/p>\n<p>You know, ones that are barely beyond cucumbers. With just a hint of&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Who knows what that is. I remember that movie wherein Peter Riegert was a pickle dealer, but really I&#8217;ve got no idea how they make pickles.<\/p>\n<p>Except I did read in the &#8220;Wall Street Journal&#8221; that they marinate them in outdoor tanks in Chicago. Did I really want to know that, my food swims in all that pollution?<\/p>\n<p>And Jews used to go out for Chinese food on Sunday night. Cantonese.<\/p>\n<p>But no one eats Cantonese anymore, and really, L.A.&#8217;s more of a Thai town.<\/p>\n<p>And I bit into that pickle and Felice could not help but remark upon the smile that graced my face.<\/p>\n<p>Some things are so right, they connect us to distant memories we thought we&#8217;d forgotten, and when we experience them, we can only smile.<\/p>\n<p>It took me back to the deli in Bridgeport, where they made a spread so thick with chives you could barely see the cream cheese.<\/p>\n<p>My father would stride in, point out the pickles, walk to the counter and start ordering&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Deli is notoriously bad in Los Angeles. And I can only extol the virtues of Zabar&#8217;s, but even in NYC too often the pastrami is thin and fatty and virtually tasteless. Langer&#8217;s is L.A.&#8217;s best, but if it&#8217;s Sunday night, or you&#8217;re in the Valley, try Brent&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a title=\"Brent's Deli\" href=\"http:\/\/www.brentsdeli.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Brent&#8217;s Deli<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"The Black Pastrami Reuben\" href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/TklDw9\" target=\"_blank\">The Black Pastrami Reuben<\/a> (They say it comes with Swiss cheese, but it doesn&#8217;t!)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We went to Brent&#8217;s Deli. I needed to feel something. Others take drugs, drink alcohol, I eat. And since I didn&#8217;t get my pastrami sandwich on my birthday, and since Langer&#8217;s is no longer open at night, we journeyed out to Brent&#8217;s. Which is in Northridge, the epitome of the suburbs. In a strip center. 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