{"id":8476,"date":"2014-04-28T11:33:34","date_gmt":"2014-04-28T19:33:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lefsetz.com\/wordpress\/?p=8476"},"modified":"2014-04-28T11:33:34","modified_gmt":"2014-04-28T19:33:34","slug":"date-shake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lefsetz.com\/wordpress\/2014\/04\/28\/date-shake\/","title":{"rendered":"The Date Shake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>And I wanna sleep with you in the desert tonight<\/em><br \/>\n<em> With a billion stars all around<\/em><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s when the polo grounds come alive, after dark, when the palm trees are swaying, the mountains are still discernible and the sky is covered with stars.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t understand Palm Springs. Hell, I didn&#8217;t even know there was desert in California, I thought it only existed in Africa!<\/p>\n<p>And I never got it until a couple of years back, when my mother was spending the month there and I got up on a February morning and it was brisk and clear and invigorating. I thought Palm Springs was for oldsters&#8230;maybe I&#8217;m an oldster now.<\/p>\n<p>I guess that&#8217;s part of the Coachella\/Stagecoach experience, hanging at the house before you venture over to the gig. And while we were sitting at the table, Lisa implored us to go for a date shake.<\/p>\n<p>I think it&#8217;s a Palm Springs thing. I&#8217;ve never had one anywhere else. Actually, I&#8217;ve only had one one time before, out by the freeway, twenty five years ago, and it was tasty, but not memorable.<\/p>\n<p>Unlike the one at Shields.<\/p>\n<p>You know those movies about Florida, where the paint has faded on the buildings and they don&#8217;t look like they&#8217;ve been touched since the fifties?<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what Shields is like.<\/p>\n<p>Lisa, Felice and Claudia spotted it on the way back Friday night.<\/p>\n<p>We detoured there on Saturday.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to see the movie. I&#8217;m a sucker for films and museums.<\/p>\n<p>Yup, at the end of the building they feature a fifteen minute flick &#8220;Romance and Sex Life of the Date&#8221; in a permanent auditorium and those in attendance looked like this would be the highlight of their day, I was wet behind the ears compared to them, and Jay peeked in too, but we had to go, there was not time for nostalgia.<\/p>\n<p>And by time I strolled back to the cafe through the date-themed novelty items the shakes had already been served, we were ready to go, BUT I WANTED MY OWN!<\/p>\n<p>Felice said one was enough.<\/p>\n<p>One is never enough. I&#8217;m about ready to go back to the desert to imbibe again.<\/p>\n<p>$4.75 seems extreme. But the cup was huge. And what was inside was&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Thicker then the shake at In-N-Out. Not plasticky like the one at McDonald&#8217;s. You sucked hard and the elixir of life came up through the red straw.<\/p>\n<p>It tasted like dates not at all, and I like dates!<\/p>\n<p>It was smooth, ice-creamy and just a tad gritty. I kept sucking and sucking, to quote Depeche Mode, I just couldn&#8217;t get enough.<\/p>\n<p>So the next time you&#8217;re venturing to Coachella, for the iconic festival or Stagecoach, be sure to make a detour to Shields.<\/p>\n<p>Because life is not about acquisitions, but momentary experiences, the kind you can recall decades later, the taste on your tongue, the feeling down your throat&#8230; We live in a foodie era, but some of the best things in life have been around forever. Partake&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a title=\"Shields Date Garden\" href=\"https:\/\/www.shieldsdategarden.com\/default.aspx\" target=\"_blank\">Shields Date Garden<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Shields Date Garden - Shake Counter\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=X3KPTyQ40a4\" target=\"_blank\">Shields Date Garden &#8211; Shake Counter<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And I wanna sleep with you in the desert tonight With a billion stars all around That&#8217;s when the polo grounds come alive, after dark, when the palm trees are swaying, the mountains are still discernible and the sky is covered with stars. I didn&#8217;t understand Palm Springs. 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