{"id":8450,"date":"2014-04-21T15:16:42","date_gmt":"2014-04-21T23:16:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lefsetz.com\/wordpress\/?p=8450"},"modified":"2014-04-21T15:16:42","modified_gmt":"2014-04-21T23:16:42","slug":"youngold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lefsetz.com\/wordpress\/2014\/04\/21\/youngold\/","title":{"rendered":"Young\/Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>YOUNG<\/p>\n<p>Are friendly, they&#8217;ll talk to anybody.<\/p>\n<p>OLD<\/p>\n<p>Won&#8217;t talk to anybody they don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p>YOUNG<\/p>\n<p>Believe they&#8217;re all in it together.<\/p>\n<p>OLD<\/p>\n<p>Are all about status. They want everybody to know they&#8217;re better than they are and will pony up for VIP access or anything that separates them from the hoi polloi, especially if it&#8217;s visible.<\/p>\n<p>YOUNG<\/p>\n<p>Go to the gig to have a good time, it&#8217;s about hanging with your friends, known and unknown, it&#8217;s a license to party.<\/p>\n<p>OLD<\/p>\n<p>Go to the gig to hear the band. They know at least a few songs, if not all of them, unless, of course, they got the tickets through Goldstar or another discount operation&#8230;old people love a deal, they&#8217;ll sit through almost anything if it&#8217;s cheap enough.<\/p>\n<p>YOUNG<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t remember a day when hats were not cool.<\/p>\n<p>OLD<\/p>\n<p>Some will wear hats, a bunch still will not, other than baseball caps, they still remember Kennedy being inaugurated sans chapeau, or the influence thereof.<\/p>\n<p>YOUNG<\/p>\n<p>Love to dress up, Halloween was always a national holiday to them, they&#8217;re unafraid of looking stupid.<\/p>\n<p>OLD<\/p>\n<p>Will dress up on occasion, but are too inhibited to look stupid.<\/p>\n<p>YOUNG<\/p>\n<p>Let their freak flags fly. If you&#8217;re odd, you can still be included.<\/p>\n<p>OLD<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t want to be the victim of derision. They&#8217;re judging their brethren all the time. They haven&#8217;t seen each other as equal since Woodstock.<\/p>\n<p>YOUNG<\/p>\n<p>Are optimistic.<\/p>\n<p>OLD<\/p>\n<p>Are pessimistic.<\/p>\n<p>YOUNG<\/p>\n<p>Are laissez-faire, they believe life will work out.<\/p>\n<p>OLD<\/p>\n<p>Are afraid if they don&#8217;t pay attention, they&#8217;re gonna get screwed, they&#8217;re always afraid of getting screwed.<\/p>\n<p>YOUNG<\/p>\n<p>Want a photo.<\/p>\n<p>OLD<\/p>\n<p>Want an autograph.<\/p>\n<p>YOUNG<\/p>\n<p>See marijuana as part of the culture.<\/p>\n<p>OLD<\/p>\n<p>Still see marijuana as cool.<\/p>\n<p>YOUNG<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t need a fancy car, if they need a car at all. They want to go places, but they&#8217;re willing to use every mode of transportation, from the bus to the plane.<\/p>\n<p>OLD<\/p>\n<p>See a car as a status item. 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