Just when I can’t think of a good word to say, after an over plastic-surgeried Smokey Robinson belts out an unknown track he’s futilely working as his new single, the assembled multitude breaks into TEARS OF A CLOWN!<\/p>\n
The original, the take by the (English) Beat, the one you sing in your car, ANY version of "Tears Of A Clown" puts joy in my heart, makes me an optimist, makes me feel, like Frank Zappa in that old live Fillmore East record, that it’s FUCKING GREAT TO BE ALIVE!<\/p>\n
But so far, it’s just a moment in an\u00c2\u00a0 American story.\u00c2\u00a0 The land of lowbrow.\u00c2\u00a0 Where no medium is beyond shooting for the lowest common denominator.<\/p>\n
We all want to belong.\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe that’s why I punted my hike to watch this show.\u00c2\u00a0 Once it came on in HD, as I was doing my back exercises, I was riveted.\u00c2\u00a0 Then again, will I watch ANYTHING in HD?<\/p>\n
Once again, tech trumps art, certainly music.\u00c2\u00a0 Just imagine if the new music was as good as the iPod you’re playing it on!<\/p>\n
And Mr. Dogg himself, Randy Jackson.\u00c2\u00a0 If only he could be coached to be either more credible or more street.\u00c2\u00a0 He exists in a no-man’s land, in between the ghetto and Beverly Hills.\u00c2\u00a0 I feel sorry for him.\u00c2\u00a0 Then again, he’s making a FUCK of a lot of money!<\/p>\n
Paula Abdul…\u00c2\u00a0 I’ll admit it, I wanted to see her broken nose.\u00c2\u00a0 Did she really break it?\u00c2\u00a0 Doesn’t look like it.\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe it was just a story to goose ratings.<\/p>\n
And then there’s our Simon.\u00c2\u00a0 Blows my mind that this guy is the rock star none of the contestants are.\u00c2\u00a0 Slouched in his seat, the bane of teachers everywhere, not even facing forward, giving Ryan Seacrest shit from minute one.\u00c2\u00a0 That’s the irreverence we’re attracted to.\u00c2\u00a0 You may not love Simon, but you can’t stop paying attention to him!<\/p>\n
But you didn’t need to watch Gwen Stefani…<\/p>\n
Blake and Jordin were so amateurish, they evidenced none of the soul of the original Beatles "I Saw Her Standing There".\u00c2\u00a0 Blake’s voice is thin, and Jordin’s is second-rate.\u00c2\u00a0 But I wasn’t prepared for Gwen to be little better.\u00c2\u00a0 She proved why TV kills careers.\u00c2\u00a0 Oh, it was a great dress, but she looked like Gwen from the block, with a thin voice, out of place on a big stage instead of the living room where she truly belongs.\u00c2\u00a0 And the song?\u00c2\u00a0 If that’s a hit, and who the fuck knows, who pays attention to the Top Forty shenanigans, then no wonder the business is in the shitter.<\/p>\n
But worse was Kelly Clarkson.\u00c2\u00a0 Artists, they’re the worst, they’ve got NO IDEA what’s a hit.\u00c2\u00a0 It’s like the radio is kryptonite to them or something.\u00c2\u00a0 Casual listeners can tell winners and losers instantly, but artists think their latest productions are laden with hooks when for most of us ONCE IS TOO MUCH!<\/p>\n
The endless parade of has-beens is hilarious.\u00c2\u00a0 Doug E. Fresh?<\/p>\n
And the TV stars…\u00c2\u00a0 Jerry Springer?\u00c2\u00a0 Jeff Foxworthy?\u00c2\u00a0 Do they not think we know they’re placed, that this is giant scraping of the bottom of the barrel to try to entertain the theoretically dumb masses?<\/p>\n
Hell, the government is no different.\u00c2\u00a0 The public is against the war, but the President and Congress are afraid of offending the Christian right and theoretical flag-wavers and can’t admit we’ve lost and bring the boys home.<\/p>\n
There’s no truth in America.\u00c2\u00a0 Just hucksters wanting to make a buck.<\/p>\n
In a week with the most poignant visual depiction of a suicide attempt ever on "The Sopranos", we’re confronted with a show so two-dimensional, so absent protein, that the French are laughing.<\/p>\n
I gotta tell\u00c2\u00a0 you, this country is ripe for quality, ripe for truth.\u00c2\u00a0 A credible act beholden to no one, that wouldn’t tie in with a corporation, that wouldn’t do ANYTHING for the money, would become an institution.\u00c2\u00a0 It wouldn’t happen instantly, but their career would last for YEARS!\u00c2\u00a0 Unlike the beat-driven songs dominating the airwaves that you won’t hear on this show, because no one can SING THEM!<\/p>\n
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