{"id":709,"date":"2007-02-27T14:18:02","date_gmt":"2007-02-27T22:18:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lefsetz.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/archives\/2007\/02\/27\/top-catalog-chart\/"},"modified":"2007-02-27T19:31:21","modified_gmt":"2007-02-28T03:31:21","slug":"top-catalog-chart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lefsetz.com\/wordpress\/2007\/02\/27\/top-catalog-chart\/","title":{"rendered":"Top Catalog Chart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>1. Norah Jones &quot;Come Away With Me&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sales this week: 20,110<br \/>Cume: 10,027,287<\/p>\n<p>Will we ever see sales like this again?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d say probably not, but that would be too mild&#8230;  NEVER!<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Josh Groban &quot;Closer&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sales this week: 12,365<br \/>Cume: 5.216,215<\/p>\n<p>So who&#8217;s the most powerful hitmaker in the U.S., Clive Davis or David Foster?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d argue Foster.  He actually makes the records.  And they&#8217;re oh-so-PROFITABLE!<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Guns N&#8217; Roses &quot;Greatest Hits&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sales this week: 11,769<br \/>Cume: 3,467,710<\/p>\n<p>Mmm&#8230;  So you see people still ARE interested.  But in a new record?<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, a new album, the presently called &quot;Chinese Democracy&quot;, will sell briskly at first, but then fail.  For even if it&#8217;s great, and you know it won&#8217;t be, it will lack Top Forty and to a great degree MTV exposure.  But everybody will trade it P2P, everybody will hear it.  Come on, you&#8217;ve GOT to hear it.<\/p>\n<p>But it would be a miracle if it were any good.  Hell, the &quot;Illusion&quot;s weren&#8217;t in the league of the debut&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Bob Seger &quot;Greatest Hits&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sales this week: 11,473<br \/>Cume: 7,985,324<\/p>\n<p>This number would put Seger at number 94 on the main chart.  Which would make him bigger than&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Madonna, whose stiff &quot;Confessions Tour&quot; album only moved 10,882.<\/p>\n<p>And Diddy, whose &quot;Press Play&quot; only sold 10,797.<\/p>\n<p>Bigger than the Pussycat Dolls, who only sold 10,648.<\/p>\n<p>Bigger than the Decemberists, who only sold 6,029.<\/p>\n<p>So who&#8217;s a star?  Or, who&#8217;s a BIGGER STAR?<\/p>\n<p>As for Madonna, you&#8217;d have to slide all the way down to number 136 on the catalog chart to find her &quot;Immaculate Collection&quot;, which moved 2,529 copies this week, for a cume of 5,519,776.  But it&#8217;s she that gets all the press.  Isn&#8217;t Bob Seger that has-been from burned-out Detroit?<\/p>\n<p><strong>8. Michael Buble &quot;It&#8217;s Time&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sales this week: 10,802<br \/>Cume: 2,267,817<\/p>\n<p>See number 3 above.<\/p>\n<p><strong>13. Norah Jones &quot;Feels Like Home&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sales this week: 8,400<br \/>Cume: 4,409,369<\/p>\n<p>Nothing to sneeze at, but she&#8217;s going in the wrong direction.<\/p>\n<p>Sure, this album has been in the marketplace for less time than her debut, but it&#8217;s selling fewer than half the number of copies per week.<\/p>\n<p>Where will today&#8217;s record be on this chart?<\/p>\n<p>Not as low as Alanis&#8217; third record, but Norah is not building&#8230;  (Nor does she have to, she has a career, thank you.  But the business needs her, as their poster girl, what with rap dying and no rock hope&#8230;wouldn&#8217;t you be freaking if you had to answer to Wall Street?)<\/p>\n<p><strong>18. Creed &quot;Greatest Hits&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sales this week: 7,972<br \/>Cume: 1,480,715<\/p>\n<p>The critics may hate them, but obviously the public does not.<\/p>\n<p><strong>19. Pink Floyd &quot;Dark Side Of The Moon&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sales this week: 7,825<br \/>Cume: 7,999,835<\/p>\n<p>And think of all those albums sold BEFORE the SoundScan era&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>21. Josh Groban<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sales this week: 7,166<br \/>Cume: 4,750,282<\/p>\n<p>See number 3 above.<\/p>\n<p><strong>22. Michael Buble<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sales this week: 7,044<br \/>Cume: 1,684,223<\/p>\n<p>See number 3 above.<\/p>\n<p>(As for Whitney Houston&#8230;she&#8217;s NOT ON this chart!)<\/p>\n<p><strong>23. Bob Marley &amp; the Wailers &quot;Legend&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sales this week: 6,707<br \/>Cume: 9,077,847<\/p>\n<p>Obviously, there are a lot of people who want to lively up themselves.<\/p>\n<p><strong>27. Def Leppard &quot;Vault-Greatest Hits&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sales this week: 5,675<br \/>Cume: 4,331,453<\/p>\n<p>And you wonder why they had the tour of the summer&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>41. Metallica<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sales this week: 5,506<br \/>Cume: 14,854,492<\/p>\n<p>Metallica is only one album away from being back.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t the quite good documentary that killed them, but their Napster stance.  THAT might have been forgotten if &quot;St. Anger&quot; wasn&#8217;t seen as such a turkey.  Does Rick Rubin ever make a bad album?  He may not do too well in finding acts, but bringing the best out of established acts, he&#8230;could be the best.  (Of course Mutt Lange is truly the best, but he&#8217;s in his own LEAGUE!)  Make a great record, tour the hell out of it, they&#8217;re still the kings of this genre.<\/p>\n<p><strong>46. Tom Petty &amp; the Heartbreakers &quot;Greatest Hits&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sales this week: 5,139<br \/>Cume: 6,916,701<\/p>\n<p>There are a lot of american girls thinking of something big while they&#8217;re runnin&#8217; down a dream, who wouldn&#8217;t think of doing it without Tom&#8217;s music.  Straight ahead, no frills, but oh-so-right.<\/p>\n<p><strong>58. Linkin Park &quot;Hybrid Theory&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sales this week: 4,279<br \/>Cume: 9,107,063<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t look at the cume, but this week&#8217;s total.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, maybe you&#8217;re saying that everybody already HAS this album.  Well, then don&#8217;t they already have Seger and Leppard?<\/p>\n<p>But this act skews young, you say.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, but the young today tend not to be loyal.<\/p>\n<p>And &quot;Meteora&quot;?  That&#8217;s at number 117, with only 2,774 sold this week (cume of 5,373,030).<\/p>\n<p>In other words, the new album from Linkin Park is not an automatic.  And, like a potential new G N&#8217; R album, where are you going to see it\/hear it?<\/p>\n<p>And, is Linkin Park the EPITOME of rap rock, above the fray, or are they passe like the genre?<\/p>\n<p>In other words, their new album better be DAMN good!<\/p>\n<p><strong>74. Justin Timberlake &quot;Justified&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sales this week: 3,543<br \/>Cume: 3,605,056<\/p>\n<p>Shit, shouldn&#8217;t this record be HIGHER on the chart?<\/p>\n<p>Why did Nickelback sell more (&quot;Long Road&quot; (4,095)?  And John Mayer (&quot;Heavier Things&quot; &#8211; 8,919 and &quot;Room For Squares&quot; &#8211; 4,463)?<\/p>\n<p>And Evanescence sold 8,142 this week of their debut (number 17).<\/p>\n<p>Even the fucking Killers, riding a somewhat stiff second album, sold more (4,007)!<\/p>\n<p>In other words, Justin just ain&#8217;t as big as the media&#8217;s telling us.<\/p>\n<p><strong>107. Rob Zombie &quot;Past, Present &amp; Future&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sales this week: 2,898<br \/>Cume: 1,052,532<\/p>\n<p>Who&#8217;s buying THIS?  Isn&#8217;t he a movie director now?<br \/>Hard rock has loyal fans&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>109. My Chemical Romance &quot;Three Cheers For The Sweet Revenge&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sales this week: 2,874<br \/>Cume: 1,524,004<\/p>\n<p>Whose revenge IS that?  The naysayers?<\/p>\n<p>God, this is a pitiful number, considering all the press the band gets and the fact they&#8217;re working a new album.<\/p>\n<p>In other words, My Chem is NICHE!<\/p>\n<p><strong>125. Maroon 5 &quot;Songs About Jane&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sales this week: 2,682<br \/>Cume: 4,305,901<\/p>\n<p>I guess Jane finally graduated, got married and no longer follows music.<\/p>\n<p><strong>155. U2 &quot;Best Of U2-1980-90&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sales this week: 2,329<br \/>Cume: 2,926,930<\/p>\n<p>Now do people really care that little, or is this record competing with the band&#8217;s NEW greatest hits collection, which is on the big chart, and sold 16,574 for a cume of 616,889.<\/p>\n<p>Do we excoriate U2 for ripping off the public, trying to cash in?  Hell, METALLICA doesn&#8217;t have a greatest hits album.  And their albums sell MORE than U2&#8217;s today!<\/p>\n<p>Or do we ask whether despite all the press Bono gets for saving the world, he&#8217;s really not that big a rock star.<\/p>\n<p>Or, has U2 become the new Rolling Stones?  Has-beens you&#8217;ll see live, but you&#8217;re not interested in the new music of&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>186. Fall Out Boy &quot;Take This To Your Grave&quot;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sales this week: 2,039<br \/>Cume: 559,693<\/p>\n<p>Now when you have a new record, shouldn&#8217;t your old material SHOOT up the chart?<\/p>\n<p>Did with Norah Jones.<\/p>\n<p>Could it be that Fall Out Boy are at best flavor of the moment, and that despite all the hype, most people don&#8217;t even care?<\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Norah Jones &quot;Come Away With Me&quot; Sales this week: 20,110Cume: 10,027,287 Will we ever see sales like this again? I&#8217;d say probably not, but that would be too mild&#8230; NEVER! 3. Josh Groban &quot;Closer&quot; Sales this week: 12,365Cume: 5.216,215 So who&#8217;s the most powerful hitmaker in the U.S., Clive Davis or David Foster? 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