{"id":4769,"date":"2011-11-19T08:41:17","date_gmt":"2011-11-19T16:41:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lefsetz.com\/wordpress\/?p=4769"},"modified":"2011-11-19T08:42:22","modified_gmt":"2011-11-19T16:42:22","slug":"rhinofy-semi-obscure-stones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lefsetz.com\/wordpress\/2011\/11\/19\/rhinofy-semi-obscure-stones\/","title":{"rendered":"Rhinofy-Semi-Obscure Stones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up with a song in my head.<\/p>\n<p>Well, not exactly. I went into the kitchen to retrieve the newspaper, and sitting upon the throne I was confronted with an article about the re-release of &quot;Some Girls&quot;, you know the one with remixes and remasters and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Actually, I didn&#8217;t even read the article. It was hype. You know how many stories are really news in the newspaper? Maybe if someone shoots someone, if a bomb explodes, otherwise everything is a press release. Someone knows someone, they&#8217;ve got a relationship, and as a result you read this often protein-challenged article while scratching your head, wondering if anybody is truly interested.<\/p>\n<p>I was interested in the original &quot;Some Girls&quot;. Bought it and went to the show, but my favorite is no one else&#8217;s, &quot;When The Whip Comes Down&quot;. Still, a very good album, the last great work the Stones ever did. Oh sure, you&#8217;ll get a bunch of critics pontificating about &quot;Tattoo You&quot;, but I don&#8217;t get it. I mean I literally got it, paid for it, at this point you still needed to own Stones albums, but they stopped being vital with &quot;Some Girls&quot;&#8230;really, they stopped being vital when Mick Taylor made one of the stupidest moves in rock and roll and left the band. Even second-rate Taylor was better than almost anything that came after, listen to his playing on &quot;Time Waits For No One&quot;&#8230;WHEW! I&#8217;ll posit as nice a guy as Ronnie Wood is, as phenomenal as he was with Rod, his sound is just too close to Keef&#8217;s, and the Stones have suffered as a result.<\/p>\n<p>But that does not mean they&#8217;ve done nothing great since.<\/p>\n<p>They release an album for every tour. And as the years have passed, people pay less and less attention to these releases, they hope they don&#8217;t play the tracks during the show and the Stones never sold that well to begin with.<\/p>\n<p>But amongst the detritus, there&#8217;s some truly stellar stuff. Not completely buried, but if you&#8217;ve ignored it, you should pay attention, that&#8217;s the point of my little essay here.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">1. &quot;Saint Of Me&quot;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>This is the only great track on 1997&#8217;s &quot;Bridges To Babylon&quot;. Then again, how good a shot did I give that album? This was just about the time I stopped seeing the band live, it was just too creepy, old guys in leather jackets who weren&#8217;t into the Stones when they mattered and Jagger shouting more than singing, execrable&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Then again, Jagger absolutely killed in the Solomon Burke tribute at the Grammys last year&#8230;WTF?<\/p>\n<p>Oh well.<\/p>\n<p>But then Virgin sent a CD-PRO of this song. These are one track promos sent to radio stations, and people like me, who follow what radio stations do. And I have no idea what made me decide to play it, maybe the fact they had decided to promote it, but I got hooked. I mean really hooked. I put it in the changer in my car&#8230;remember those things? Those boxes in the trunk with six CDs? They seemed so futuristic before the iPod&#8230; And I played that thing incessantly, it made me feel so damn good.<\/p>\n<p>The mix is perfect. But if you put on headphones you can hear subtleties that will just make you smile.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s this little guitar flourish in the intro, is that Waddy Wachtel? I think so. He played on the cut, Keef did not. Although Woody did.<\/p>\n<p>And the organ is played by the one and only Billy Preston. Who&#8217;s playing so simply, but so right. It&#8217;s not about being able to play all the notes, just the right ones.<\/p>\n<p>You feel like you&#8217;re in the studio. The sound is so organic.<\/p>\n<p>And then Jagger comes in being nobody but himself, emoting, you can see him dancing as he&#8217;s singing.<\/p>\n<p>And the whole thing builds, there&#8217;s a chorus with Woody&#8217;s signature guitar sound, and then they go all subtle again. It&#8217;s like they&#8217;re on a rock and roll train, it&#8217;s left the station, they&#8217;re in the groove, they&#8217;ve got no worries, they&#8217;re locked on, they&#8217;re starting to wail!<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a change in the middle, with Mick singing &quot;I thought I heard an angel cry&quot;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And then they&#8217;re so tight, there are different guitar flourishes, it&#8217;s a TOUR DE FORCE!<\/p>\n<p>Albeit a minor one.<\/p>\n<p>First time through you&#8217;ll say no big deal.<\/p>\n<p>Fifth time through you&#8217;ll be jumping around the room, infected, you&#8217;ll play it an hour straight.<\/p>\n<p>I do.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">2. &quot;Hearts For Sale&quot;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>From &quot;Steel Wheels&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>This was the first tour with Michael Cohl. And if you know how he works&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>He guarantees you a sum of money, you just can&#8217;t ask how he makes his. So what he does is ramp up the promotion, create such a big story that people rush to buy tickets, afraid of being left out.<\/p>\n<p>The most famous Stones tour was &#8217;72. That&#8217;s when Princess Radish went out on the private plane (Princess Lee Radziwill, Jackie O&#8217;s sister, that was the Stones&#8217; moniker for her) along with Truman Capote, who never did write the book that was commissioned. You can get the general idea by reading &quot;STP&quot;, Robert Greenfield&#8217;s account of the trek. But the publicity was so big, this was an international story, and the Stones lost no credibility in the process.<\/p>\n<p>They were better in &#8217;75, when they had that flower-petal stage.<\/p>\n<p>The &#8217;69 tour was more important.<\/p>\n<p>And by time they got around to &#8217;89&#8230; They were running on fumes, Cohl really had to amp it up.<\/p>\n<p>And hearing the initial single, &quot;Mixed Emotions&quot;, which was a disappointment as compared to classic album openers and singles like &quot;Gimmie Shelter&quot;, &quot;Sympathy For The Devil&quot;, even &quot;Tumbling Dice&quot;, I didn&#8217;t dig deeper.<\/p>\n<p>But when I did&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Hearts For Sale&quot; is all about the groove, and the machine gun guitar. There&#8217;s a swagger. You&#8217;re swept up by the music without thinking. And then there&#8217;s that damn guitar, just before Jagger sings &quot;Hearts for sale&quot;, OOH!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">3. &quot;Slipping Away&quot;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>This is so magical, one of the best things Keith Richards has ever done.<\/p>\n<p>His voice is rough, but the sweet overpowers the edge. It&#8217;s sentimental without being maudlin. And when the backup vocals come in, you get the magic of Motown without feeling it&#8217;s a rip-off.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like your buddy came over around eight or nine and now it&#8217;s two thirty in the morning and he&#8217;s getting ready to leave, but before he does, he&#8217;s going to tell this one last story, sing this one last song.<\/p>\n<p>And there&#8217;s a bridge!<\/p>\n<p>But then, with about a minute left, Keith, the whole damn band, starts to SLIP AWAY!<\/p>\n<p>Slipping away.<\/p>\n<p>Slipping away..<\/p>\n<p>Slipping away&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Slipping away&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Slipping away&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Slipping away&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You had such a great time, you feel fully alive, you just can&#8217;t wait until he comes back.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">4. &quot;Mixed Emotions&quot;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>HUH? I thought you said this was second-rate, a loser, it turned you off to &quot;Steel Wheels&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>RIGHT!<\/p>\n<p>But I got so into these other cuts, I ended up playing the album so much, which is not solid throughout, but has these incredible high points, suddenly I got &quot;Mixed Emotions&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s how it is, songs sneak up on you, you don&#8217;t get &#8217;em at first, but then they&#8217;re your FAVORITES!<\/p>\n<p>By time I got into &quot;Mixed Emotions&quot;, it was long gone from the radio. So it was just for me. And then I truly realized, IT WAS MADE FOR ME!<br \/><br style=\"font-style: italic;\" \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Button your lip baby<\/span><br style=\"font-style: italic;\" \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Button your coat<\/span><br style=\"font-style: italic;\" \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Let&#8217;s go out dancing<\/span><br style=\"font-style: italic;\" \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Go for the throat<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I hate meaningless lyrics like this. Life&#8217;s a party, let&#8217;s go out and bump bodies. Maybe it&#8217;s just that I never went to Studio 54, but I don&#8217;t get this.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Let&#8217;s bury the hatchet<\/span><br style=\"font-style: italic;\" \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Wipe out the past<\/span><br style=\"font-style: italic;\" \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Make love together<\/span><br style=\"font-style: italic;\" \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Stay on the path<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Okay, this works a bit more. The band had stopped feuding and had gone back on the road, this was band love.<\/p>\n<p>And then there&#8217;s the less than memorable chorus and then&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">This coming and going<\/span><br style=\"font-style: italic;\" \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Is driving me nuts<\/span><br style=\"font-style: italic;\" \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">This to-ing and fro-ing<\/span><br style=\"font-style: italic;\" \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Is hurting my guts<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Wait a second!<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;d moved out six months before. There was a booty call shortly thereafter, but sex was not enough of an attraction, she was gone.<\/p>\n<p>But then she came again.<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s tough when you&#8217;re married. You stood up before God and relatives, you want to make it work. Are we gonna get back together or..?<\/p>\n<p>I felt like I was in a washing machine. One that was only turned on intermittently, that I could not emerge from, that shook me up good and completely confused me again and again and again.<\/p>\n<p>And then it stopped.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it was because I told her not to pick me up at the airport. The reconnection was gonna be too much.<\/p>\n<p>But then there was radio silence, not a peep.<\/p>\n<p>And in 1989, someone truly disappeared, there was no Facebook, there were no digital cookies either haunting you or allowing you to be a voyeur.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m listening to &quot;Mixed Emotions&quot; AND SUDDENLY IT ALL MAKES SENSE!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">You&#8217;re not the only one<\/span><br style=\"font-style: italic;\" \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">With mixed emotions<\/span><br style=\"font-style: italic;\" \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">You&#8217;re not the only ship<\/span><br style=\"font-style: italic;\" \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Adrift on this ocean<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d escaped the craziness. She&#8217;d left me, but suddenly I could see the advantages in the disconnection.<\/p>\n<p>I mean I wanted to get back together. But I wasn&#8217;t willing to sacrifice everything, the longer she was gone, the less sure I became.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Mixed Emotions&quot; became my anthem, my mantra.<\/p>\n<p>And what I love about it is it&#8217;s upbeat. What the fuck. I&#8217;ve been through the battles, I endured the war, but I&#8217;m still standing, there are going to be good times ahead.<\/p>\n<p>And there were.<\/p>\n<p>And there are.<\/p>\n<p>I was completely burned out, overworked and underpaid, but after seeing the &quot;Some Girls&quot; article in the newspaper I was jolted into a good mood. It&#8217;s like someone dropped the needle, pushed play on &quot;Mixed Emotions&quot;, I&#8217;ve been singing it in my head all day, marveling on how fucking GREAT it is to be alive!<\/p>\n<blockquote dir=\"ltr\" style=\"margin-right: 0px;\">\n<div style=\"margin-left: 40px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/open.spotify.com\/user\/rhino_records\/playlist\/1QLxhPLevsyo3FaRn9CEcn\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Spotify link\">Spotify link<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rhinofy.com\/lefsetz\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"http:\/\/www.rhinofy.com\/lefsetz\">Rhinofy-Lefsetz<\/a><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up with a song in my head. Well, not exactly. I went into the kitchen to retrieve the newspaper, and sitting upon the throne I was confronted with an article about the re-release of &quot;Some Girls&quot;, you know the one with remixes and remasters and&#8230; Actually, I didn&#8217;t even read the article. 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