{"id":3268,"date":"2010-08-22T05:46:57","date_gmt":"2010-08-22T13:46:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lefsetz.com\/wordpress\/?p=3268"},"modified":"2012-05-09T07:23:06","modified_gmt":"2012-05-09T15:23:06","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lefsetz.com\/wordpress\/2010\/08\/22\/quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know I&#8217;m overloading you.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s just that I&#8217;m crawling out of an emotional hole and I&#8217;ve got a desire for contact and when I write something mediocre it leaves a bad taste in my mouth and I instantly want to replace it with something better&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I spent most of the day catching up on my reading, and I&#8217;ve got a burning desire to share some of what I read, so I&#8217;m going to.<\/p>\n<p>The August 9th issue of the &quot;New Yorker&quot; is a gem.\u00c2\u00a0 The issue after that, with the John Lurie story, held my interest also, but I was riveted by two articles in the former issue, the first about Gil Scott-Heron.\u00c2\u00a0 You know, the guy who claimed the revolution would not be televised.\u00c2\u00a0 Or maybe you don&#8217;t know&#8230;\u00c2\u00a0 Pick up the magazine and read the article.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, better than most movies, there&#8217;s a foreshadowing that piques your interest&#8230;\u00c2\u00a0 The propane tank on the floor&#8230;is Gil Scott-Heron still on crack?<\/p>\n<p>Yes.<\/p>\n<p>But despite being high, he&#8217;s got insight that eludes straight people, he&#8217;s got his head screwed on completely straight for someone who&#8217;s totally twisted.\u00c2\u00a0 He tells the story of his upbringing.\u00c2\u00a0 He pulls no punches in his tales of his career, but what I couldn&#8217;t forget was this:<\/p>\n<blockquote dir=\"ltr\" style=\"margin-right: 0px;\">\n<div style=\"margin-left: 40px;\">&quot;On the shelf of a cabinet were some books, and some DVDs, which he buys at a video store next door to the Apollo Theatre, on 125th Street.\u00c2\u00a0 He especially likes shows and movies and cartoons from his childhood, such as &#8216;Top Cat&#8217; and &quot;Rocky and Bullwinkle&#8217; and &#8216;Underdog.&#8217;&quot;<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Although Gil&#8217;s a few years older, this is my era.\u00c2\u00a0 I might add in Huckleberry Hound and Yogi and even Magilla Gorilla, but I know all those cartoons, yet unlike a crack addict I don&#8217;t spend time watching them.\u00c2\u00a0 But it&#8217;s what Gil said after this that stopped me in my tracks:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"margin-right: 0px;\" dir=\"ltr\">\n<div style=\"margin-left: 40px;\">&quot;&#8217;Your life has to consist of more than &quot;Black people should unite,&quot;&#8217; he said.\u00c2\u00a0 &#8216;You hope they do, but not twenty-four hours a day.\u00c2\u00a0 If you aren&#8217;t having fun, die, because you&#8217;re running a worthless program, far as I&#8217;m concerned.&#8217;&quot;<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Whew!\u00c2\u00a0 There&#8217;s my rationale for skiing right there!\u00c2\u00a0 I no longer have to explain it to people, it&#8217;s my escape, it&#8217;s my fun!\u00c2\u00a0 Then again, am I working too hard back in the big city, should I take time off and watch some TV, go to some movies, to broaden my perspective, my world view?\u00c2\u00a0 We&#8217;re all into working so hard to get ahead, but by doing this do we not only miss life, but end up working dumber, because we&#8217;ve got no balance, no input from outside our tiny sphere?\u00c2\u00a0 Interesting.<\/p>\n<p>And after the article on Gil, there&#8217;s one by David Sedaris.\u00c2\u00a0 I know he&#8217;s got a cult following, I&#8217;ve even seen him live, but I just don&#8217;t get it.\u00c2\u00a0 Oh, I get it, but really, come on, is he that good?\u00c2\u00a0 This article, &quot;Standing By: Fear, loathing, flying&quot;, is so good I want to tell everybody about it, I want to hang with Mr. Sedaris, even though we play for different teams, I believe we&#8217;re soulmates.<\/p>\n<p>The article revolves around the frustration of flying.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s a combination of laugh out loud vignettes and incredible insight.<\/p>\n<p>Starting with the former&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote dir=\"ltr\" style=\"margin-right: 0px;\">\n<div style=\"margin-left: 40px;\">&quot;You don&#8217;t want to hear the phrase &#8216;I&#8217;ll be right back,&#8217; 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