{"id":2643,"date":"2010-01-31T17:53:44","date_gmt":"2010-02-01T01:53:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lefsetz.com\/wordpress\/?p=2643"},"modified":"2010-01-31T17:53:44","modified_gmt":"2010-02-01T01:53:44","slug":"kandi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lefsetz.com\/wordpress\/2010\/01\/31\/kandi\/","title":{"rendered":"Kandi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The freeways were designed in the fifties.\u00c2\u00a0 As they were overrun by cars in the decades that followed, glaring design flaws were revealed.\u00c2\u00a0 If I&#8217;m getting off and you&#8217;re getting on, and we&#8217;re supposed to cross, don&#8217;t you expect this to create problems?<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s the way it is on the eastbound 10 at La Cienega.<\/p>\n<p>The system is riddled with mistakes like this.<\/p>\n<p>They finally fixed the interchange of the 405 and the 101, where there were so many cars going in so many directions that traffic was backed up all the way to Mulholland, even on weekends, long after rush hour.<\/p>\n<p>But there are still unfixed fuck-ups.\u00c2\u00a0 Like the interchange of the 405 and the 10.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s bad enough trying to go from the 405 South to the 10 East, but it&#8217;s equally bad going from the 10 East to the 405 North.\u00c2\u00a0 Because just where you&#8217;re supposed to merge onto the northbound freeway, there&#8217;s another entrance, from Pico.\u00c2\u00a0 So you end up backed up, suspended on this slab of concrete far above the ground, waiting to merge onto the 405, even when traffic on the 405 itself is moving.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s quite a vista.\u00c2\u00a0 From downtown to the beach.\u00c2\u00a0 Makes you proud to live in L.A.\u00c2\u00a0 When you can see, of course&#8230;\u00c2\u00a0 But smog is lighter on the Westside.<\/p>\n<p>And someone taught me a trick.\u00c2\u00a0 Even if I&#8217;m coming from Santa Monica, I should drive to the Pico entrance, it gets precedence, you can save five or ten minutes.\u00c2\u00a0 But I felt this was unnecessary on a Saturday afternoon at 3 PM.<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t have been more wrong.<\/p>\n<p>And there&#8217;s nothing you can do.\u00c2\u00a0 You can see the cars suspended on the overpass in front of you, but there&#8217;s no off ramp, you&#8217;re gonna drive right into traffic and end up suspended too, wasting time.<\/p>\n<p>And after applying the brakes, inching forward a few feet at a time, I started pushing the satellite buttons.\u00c2\u00a0 Every song was wrong, nothing sounded good.\u00c2\u00a0 Until I got to &quot;Kandi&quot;, by One Eskimo.<\/p>\n<p>IT FELT SO FUCKING GREAT TO BE ALIVE!<\/p>\n<p>Strasburg hipped me to One Eskimo.\u00c2\u00a0 I got it when he e-mailed me late last year.\u00c2\u00a0 But trapped in my car, I fully understood it.\u00c2\u00a0 This track had all the power of the songs of yore.\u00c2\u00a0 It wasn&#8217;t about crafting a hit, but a track so in the pocket that your body turned into Gumby, you were bending in places where angles were never created, you were infected with sound, your only desire was to hear the song AGAIN!<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the essence of music.\u00c2\u00a0 Good enough ain&#8217;t worth shit.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s got to be GREAT!\u00c2\u00a0 Especially in the Internet era, where something better is just a click away.<\/p>\n<p>So dial up &quot;Kandi&quot;.\u00c2\u00a0 Let it wash over you, let it infect you.\u00c2\u00a0 And damned if when it&#8217;s done you don&#8217;t need to hear it again!<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"margin-right: 0px;\" dir=\"ltr\">\n<div style=\"margin-left: 40px;\">Google &quot;One Eskimo&quot;.\u00c2\u00a0 &quot;Kandi&quot; is the first track that comes up in the player.\u00c2\u00a0 Click on it.\u00c2\u00a0 Turn up the music loud enough to robustly fill your speakers, your room, your ears.<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The freeways were designed in the fifties.\u00c2\u00a0 As they were overrun by cars in the decades that followed, glaring design flaws were revealed.\u00c2\u00a0 If I&#8217;m getting off and you&#8217;re getting on, and we&#8217;re supposed to cross, don&#8217;t you expect this to create problems? 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