{"id":2405,"date":"2009-11-19T07:21:44","date_gmt":"2009-11-19T15:21:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lefsetz.com\/wordpress\/?p=2405"},"modified":"2009-11-19T07:23:43","modified_gmt":"2009-11-19T15:23:43","slug":"kiss-tickets-pricezero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lefsetz.com\/wordpress\/2009\/11\/19\/kiss-tickets-pricezero\/","title":{"rendered":"KISS Tickets-Price&#8230;Zero!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, there&#8217;s a bunch of service charges.\u00c2\u00a0 Can&#8217;t beat the Ticketmaster fees, the promoter&#8217;s got to get some of its money back. You know Gene ain&#8217;t parting with any of his!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll give the man credit.\u00c2\u00a0 Gene was 2010 back in the nineties.\u00c2\u00a0 With the coffin, the convention, he was all about superserving the niche.\u00c2\u00a0 And that&#8217;s what the KISS Army is, a niche.<\/p>\n<p>One deserved hit single and a lame ballad by a band member you kicked out will only keep the hoi polloi interested for so long.\u00c2\u00a0 Or look at it this way, Gene Simmons is all over TV and still NO ONE wants his album.<\/p>\n<p>To be exact, 187,557.\u00c2\u00a0 That&#8217;s how many copies &quot;Sonic Boom&quot; has sold.\u00c2\u00a0 And it&#8217;s only that high because Wal-Mart bought so many and they&#8217;re still featured in the store.\u00c2\u00a0 But, to speak Mr. Simmons&#8217; language, that&#8217;s BUPKES!\u00c2\u00a0 Isn&#8217;t this the guy who said he was going to teach Wal-Mart a lesson or two?\u00c2\u00a0 Seems they&#8217;re not listening.\u00c2\u00a0 The retailer&#8217;s low-price strategy, selling books for far under ten bucks, has got nothing to do with Gene&#8217;s high-priced strategy, like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.genesimmonsaxebass.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"selling a bass for $5,000\">selling a bass for $5,000<\/a> with a meet and greet.<\/p>\n<p>But those tickets are not too high-priced&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>This was the e-mail:<\/p>\n<blockquote dir=\"ltr\" style=\"margin-right: 0px;\">\n<div style=\"margin-left: 40px;\">\nKISS with special guest Buckcherry<\/p>\n<p>Sunday, November 22 at 7:30 pm<br \/>Oracle Arena, Oakland<\/p>\n<p>Free KISS concert ticket offer: <br \/>Begins: Now! \u00c2\u00a0<br \/>Ends: Thursday, November 19 at 10:00 pm<\/p>\n<p>Offer made subject to limited availability on a first-come, first-served basis.\u00c2\u00a0 Additional $5.40 order processing, $2.50 print at home, and $0.75 service charge will apply.\u00c2\u00a0 Limit: 8 tickets per customer.<\/p>\n<p>To redeem free concert ticket offer, click here: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ticketmaster.com\/event\/1C0043328BD65177?did=pf\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"http:\/\/www.ticketmaster.com\/event\/1C0043328BD65177?did=pf\">http:\/\/www.ticketmaster.com\/event\/1C0043328BD65177?did=pf<\/a><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Gene Simmons shouldn&#8217;t be trying to convince us, those who love to ridicule him, but should be playing solely to those who truly care.<\/p>\n<p>KISS should be playing house concerts.\u00c2\u00a0 For an extra fee, Mr. Tongue will schtup your wife.<\/p>\n<p>KISS should be involved with Topspin, not Wal-Mart.\u00c2\u00a0 The band should be offering a whole menu of choices.\u00c2\u00a0 Not only vinyl and a photo book, but a copy of Gene&#8217;s Polaroids.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s still money to be made, but KISS must go smaller, not bigger.<\/p>\n<p>Because bigger ain&#8217;t working for them.\u00c2\u00a0 In fact, it&#8217;s kind of laughable.<\/p>\n<p>(I know, I know Gene.\u00c2\u00a0 I just did you a solid!\u00c2\u00a0 I gave the URL to your axe, wrote about your gig, where people might go for free, yet still buy merch&#8230;I gave you the publicity you so dearly desire.\u00c2\u00a0 Take all the money you can get.\u00c2\u00a0 But just know that your band is a sideshow.)<\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, there&#8217;s a bunch of service charges.\u00c2\u00a0 Can&#8217;t beat the Ticketmaster fees, the promoter&#8217;s got to get some of its money back. You know Gene ain&#8217;t parting with any of his! 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