I don’t sing and Bono shouldn’t write.<\/p>\n
In an era where Malcolm Gladwell reports that it takes 10,000 hours of practice to be any good, what made the "New York Times" believe that Bono could write opinion pieces worth reading?\u00c2\u00a0 He can come over to my house any time and serenade me with "I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For", but I’ll ignore what he puts down via his word processor, unless I want to laugh and be reminded that rock stars are just like us, only richer.<\/p>\n
I mean read about his New Year’s Eve.\u00c2\u00a0 Doesn’t sound that different from mine.\u00c2\u00a0 Or yours, probably.\u00c2\u00a0 So you’re drunk in a bar…\u00c2\u00a0 WHOOPEE!\u00c2\u00a0 And then you start rambling like a high school sophomore about your brushes with fame.\u00c2\u00a0 Yup, that’s what David Letterman calls them, when the ordinary meet the extraordinary.\u00c2\u00a0 But Letterman plays it for entertainment value, whereas Bono’s playing it for truth.<\/p>\n
But let’s not focus on his writing, how about Bono the VC!\u00c2\u00a0 Elevation Partners is single-handedly keeping Palm alive. But you can’t find a tech writer who believes the company will survive.\u00c2\u00a0 I mean how many people have been itching to show you their new Centro recently?\u00c2\u00a0 Has ANYBODY told you about Palm’s new models, just announced?<\/p>\n
It’s about mobile e-mail on a BlackBerry or apps on an iPhone.\u00c2\u00a0 A Palm is like a Haircut 100 record.\u00c2\u00a0 A hit once, but no one even wants to go to the reunion show.<\/p>\n
This is the emperor’s new clothes.\u00c2\u00a0 Why did the "New York Times" make this deal?\u00c2\u00a0 Didn’t Bono have to submit any samples?\u00c2\u00a0 Couldn’t they have rejected this piss-poor piece before they printed it?\u00c2\u00a0 Can’t they cancel the deal now?<\/p>\n
Musicians complain that today everybody plays.\u00c2\u00a0 That they’re competing with amateurs employing GarageBand and posting their substandard material on MySpace.\u00c2\u00a0 The good stuff just can’t get TRACTION!\u00c2\u00a0 I’ve got to believe a ton of "Times" writers are tearing their hair out today.\u00c2\u00a0 Their jobs are in jeopardy, but a bunch of ink can be used up by this poser?\u00c2\u00a0 It’s like letting a Little Leaguer take swings in a Major League game!<\/p>\n
But you’re sitting there snickering, saying who gives a shit about the "New York Times" anyway.\u00c2\u00a0 You’re right.\u00c2\u00a0 The "New York Times" is about as prepared for the Net future as the record companies were.\u00c2\u00a0 And you know how that played out.\u00c2\u00a0 Putting Bono in the paper is like a label head insisting that CDs are great, that the older generation loves them!<\/p>\n
The younger generation doesn’t give a shit about U2.\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe because the band’s been playing it safe, repeating itself throughout this decade.\u00c2\u00a0 Rumor has it that they’re back to experimentation, testing limits like they did with "Achtung Baby".\u00c2\u00a0 I hope this is true, that’s my second favorite U2 album, and when I first heard it, I didn’t understand it.\u00c2\u00a0 But it demanded further listening.\u00c2\u00a0 And it revealed itself to me.<\/p>\n
I can’t say that I fully understand Bono’s piece today.\u00c2\u00a0 But I’m not interested in rereading it ad infinitum.\u00c2\u00a0 Because I don’t like the tone.\u00c2\u00a0 It’s not hole up in the bunker and create something new and different, that challenges society, rather it’s about parading.\u00c2\u00a0 No different from Paris Hilton saying LOOK AT ME!<\/p>\n
But Paris does it a lot better.<\/p>\n
But we don’t think Paris has any artistic talent.\u00c2\u00a0 And we’re supposed to believe that Bono does.<\/p>\n
Well, his image took a big hit today.<\/p>\n
You’re better off reading the playlist of the guy with cancer.\u00c2\u00a0 That’s a lot more heartfelt and interesting…\u00c2\u00a0 AND COMPREHENSIBLE!<\/p>\n
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