{"id":12820,"date":"2017-12-06T10:20:57","date_gmt":"2017-12-06T18:20:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lefsetz.com\/wordpress\/?p=12820"},"modified":"2017-12-06T10:20:57","modified_gmt":"2017-12-06T18:20:57","slug":"evacuation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lefsetz.com\/wordpress\/2017\/12\/06\/evacuation\/","title":{"rendered":"Evacuation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Should I stay or should I go?<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what went through my head after I gained consciousness.<\/p>\n<p>Felice was shaking me, I&#8217;d been up so late, I&#8217;d ultimately taken a Zyrtec tablet for the itching. Why was she waking me up so early?<\/p>\n<p>Betsy called. She gets up early. There was a fire.<\/p>\n<p>That makes sense, Betsy lives in the North Valley near the hills.<\/p>\n<p>But as I listened to Felice I heard there was a fire near us.<\/p>\n<p>But on the other side of Mulholland.<\/p>\n<p>Yet our next door neighbor was hosing his roof off.<\/p>\n<p>And a policeman had knocked on the door and said evacuation was now optional but if it became mandatory he would probably not be able to come back.<\/p>\n<p>Huh.<\/p>\n<p>My mother thinks she&#8217;s inviolate. Nothing bad will happen. Maybe that&#8217;s why I&#8217;m on the outlook for pitfalls 24\/7. When asked about the Cuban Missile Crisis she said not to worry, if they dropped bombs we&#8217;d all die.<\/p>\n<p>So my inclination was to stay.<\/p>\n<p>I know, I know, stupid.<\/p>\n<p>It was just too much effort to get out of bed with my sores, and I wanted more sleep.<\/p>\n<p>But then I thought about it being too late to go, and I got up.<\/p>\n<p>What do you take?<\/p>\n<p>Most of my valuables are at my house in Santa Monica, then again, do I have any valuables? Get old enough and you don&#8217;t, all possessions become meaningless. What&#8217;s even weirder is you can no longer remember certain things. Which is maybe why people leave with their photo albums. But I don&#8217;t have any of those, my father was so busy taking pictures of our youth that I haven&#8217;t. Even in this modern camera phone world I&#8217;m not a big snapper.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I should take my pills. You never know how long you&#8217;ll be gone.<\/p>\n<p>And my computer. Sure, I&#8217;ve got a desktop at home, but why put all that money at risk.<\/p>\n<p>And a few clothes.<\/p>\n<p>But what route should I take?<\/p>\n<p>The map apps were confusing. Google said to go down Roscomare, but wasn&#8217;t that where the fire was?<\/p>\n<p>Apple said to take a convoluted route to the 405, but wasn&#8217;t that partially closed?<\/p>\n<p>By time I put everything in the car I decided to check again. Both map apps said the south 405 was open. I made my getaway.<\/p>\n<p>Then again, was I being stupid? I was driving towards the fire. But if I wanted to go further east delays were greater, better to jet down or risk getting caught in the hills if the fire spread?<\/p>\n<p>And traffic was light for this hour, but when I got to Mulholland it was inundated with cops. And firetrucks. The barbecue foodtruck that&#8217;s there every day was not.<\/p>\n<p>Cops were directing traffic. I was worried I wouldn&#8217;t be able to go the way I wanted.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what people don&#8217;t understand, Los Angeles.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a giant suburb with a row of mountains separating it. The wealthier you are the more you gravitate to these mountains, where roads are narrow yet views can be spectacular. It&#8217;s a self-defining separation between rich and poor. If you&#8217;re financially-challenged in Los Angeles, you&#8217;re likely not at risk from natural disasters. Oh, that&#8217;s not fully true, but the fires start in the mountains, and once you get east of the 405, there&#8217;s little spare space.<\/p>\n<p>And how can this happen in a city anyway? You can imagine an apartment fire in New York, but not a whole block going up in flames, multiple blocks, what&#8217;s gonna burn?<\/p>\n<p>So I finally get on the 405, which is slowed down by firetrucks. And the northbound lanes are completely closed, which is weird, because they&#8217;re oftentimes gridlocked.<\/p>\n<p>And then I see it. The hillside&#8217;s smoldering. Looks like they&#8217;ve got it under control.<\/p>\n<p>But no, when I get down the hill, near the 76 station in Bel Air, I see flames. That house on the ridge&#8230; It seems to be on fire, or close to it.<\/p>\n<p>So it can happen.<\/p>\n<p>But then I&#8217;m in Santa Monica and it&#8217;s like it didn&#8217;t happen at all.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. You used to rely on radio, TV and the newspaper. But in the age of the internet their faults have been illustrated, they&#8217;re just not up-to-date. AM news has gone by the wayside, replaced by sports and Latin programming in Los Angeles. And TV can only do a broad overview with pictures. I saw a reporter by the Skirball, what the hell does he know? As for the vaunted L.A. &#8220;Times,&#8221; the fire is not at the top of the app and it&#8217;s cut so many reporters that it is hobbled. Either you double-down and go for it in the internet era or you&#8217;re toast. Which leaves you with Twitter. I&#8217;d be checking it, but right now I&#8217;m out of danger. As for the house..?<\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Should I stay or should I go? That&#8217;s what went through my head after I gained consciousness. Felice was shaking me, I&#8217;d been up so late, I&#8217;d ultimately taken a Zyrtec tablet for the itching. Why was she waking me up so early? Betsy called. She gets up early. There was a fire. 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