{"id":11354,"date":"2016-10-17T13:29:16","date_gmt":"2016-10-17T21:29:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lefsetz.com\/wordpress\/?p=11354"},"modified":"2016-10-17T13:29:16","modified_gmt":"2016-10-17T21:29:16","slug":"howard-stern-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lefsetz.com\/wordpress\/2016\/10\/17\/howard-stern-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Howard Stern"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He was so NICE!<\/p>\n<p>The highlight of last year occurred&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>When I was at this surgeon&#8217;s house to see Leon Bridges, a benefit for MusiCares. I was not planning to go, but Lisa said it would end by 9:15, and there was no way I was gonna fall asleep before that.<\/p>\n<p>You see the next morning I was going to be on the Howard Stern WrapUp Show.<\/p>\n<p>So, we&#8217;re hanging, it&#8217;s me, Lisa, Michael McDonald and Jimmy Kimmel. And Michael got distracted and there was a moment of silence so I told Jimmy I was going to do his buddy&#8217;s radio show the next morning, he and Howard are best friends. And Jimmy looked at me quizzically and said &#8220;They can do that?&#8221; And I told him they&#8217;d sent me a suitcase and you hooked it up to the internet and Jimmy said&#8230;ARE YOU A MEMBER OF THE WACK PACK?<\/p>\n<p>And then Michael re-entered the conversation.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m standing there thinking Jimmy doesn&#8217;t understand, he thinks I&#8217;m some oddball and I must set the record straight.<\/p>\n<p>So when a break in the conversation occurred, I told Jimmy I was gonna be on because I wrote this newsletter that Howard gets.<\/p>\n<p>And Jimmy leans back, looks me in the eye and says&#8230;YOU&#8217;RE BOB LEFSETZ! HOWARD TALKS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the little things that keep you going. Money counts, but experiences like this are priceless.<\/p>\n<p>Still, Howard&#8217;s a noted recluse, and the last thing I want to do is come across as a creepy fan, so&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I was anxious about the interaction, assuming I&#8217;d get to meet him at all. But when we got off the elevator, Steve Brandano told us that Howard wanted to say hi, just before the WrapUp Show began.<\/p>\n<p>And they put you in a green room with your name on the door and it&#8217;s funny, being on the Stern Show is the epitome of cool. The mainstream media writes about Jimmy Fallon, but he&#8217;s a kiss-ass in a world where people are struggling to get by and only Howard speaks the truth.<\/p>\n<p>And after Bababooey came in to discuss Oldchella, I saw Ronnie Mund through the door. I asked him if he could let me into the bathroom, the same one Beetlejuice crapped all over. I said, &#8220;Ronnie&#8230;&#8221; Like we were old buddies, like we saw each other every day.<\/p>\n<p>And then Steve said to get ready, Robin was winding up the news, the show could end in five minutes&#8230;or maybe twenty.<\/p>\n<p>It was closer to twenty when Felice and I were escorted into the inner sanctum. It&#8217;s dark, Howard&#8217;s behind a bank of monitors, and he looks me in the eye and SMILES!<\/p>\n<p>I immediately notice the dental work, perfect, unlike Gary&#8217;s caps.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m wondering, how do I start?<\/p>\n<p>But Howard did. He wanted to know whether I wrote in advance, and after telling him no, that it was all based upon instant\u00c2\u00a0 inspiration, I apologized for there being too much. But then Howard said he kept them in a folder and he read them all and he&#8217;s still smiling and I don&#8217;t want to be his friend, I don&#8217;t need to be his friend, and I know famous people are different than you and me, but he was so open and warm so&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>We continued to talk.<\/p>\n<p>About being sixty. About focusing on what we&#8217;re good at.<\/p>\n<p>And then Howard started giving me advice. Well, not really, he wondered if I ever thought of including images, spicing up the mailing, and after indicating that I&#8217;d just recently considered this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Steve came in and said we had to go, the WrapUp Show was gonna start&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I was worried we wouldn&#8217;t connect, that there wouldn&#8217;t be enough to say, but it was free and easy and stimulating, like someone from summer camp I really connected with, I was feeling all warm and fuzzy and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Then I was in the studio for the WrapUp Show. Where there were six of us around the table, I never knew it took so many people to make radio.<\/p>\n<p>And we talked about Oldchella. I asked John about &#8220;Hit &#8217;em with the Hein.&#8221; Gary talked about skipping his best friend&#8217;s wedding because Howard was doing a pay-per-view and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I felt like I could stay there all day, like I wanted to bring my sleeping bag and camp out. It was so much FUN!<\/p>\n<p>Grow old enough and you realize it&#8217;s solely about people, the hang, being a member of the group. First and foremost, working for Howard Stern is A BLAST!<\/p>\n<p>We conversed for forty minutes, took a couple of phone calls, I did most of the talking, getting to stretch out just like a guest with Howard and then&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It was done. I cut a promo, we went out to reception and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I was walking on air.<\/p>\n<p>So what did I learn?<\/p>\n<p>That if you work hard enough and long enough, people will recognize you and opportunities will arise. Not only with Howard, but myself&#8230;I&#8217;M ON THE SHOW!<\/p>\n<p>Next, that you can never pre-judge a celebrity. They&#8217;re all just people, and until you&#8217;ve been face to face, you&#8217;ve got no idea who they really are.<\/p>\n<p>And third, that everybody there thinks they&#8217;re playing for the Yankees, and Howard feels a responsibility to take care of them, to make sure everybody gets paid, even though he hates having to be their father.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and all the crazy interaction happens on-air. There are no private conversations, Howard doesn&#8217;t ridicule Gary off mic, only on.<\/p>\n<p>And there&#8217;s a whole subculture.<\/p>\n<p>And you may not care, but so many do. Howard Stern eclipses the vaunted Fallon in listeners. He&#8217;s the number one promotion outlet, not only because he has an audience, but because his listeners are passionate, people partake, otherwise why would I have bought the Lenny Dykstra book?<\/p>\n<p>And to tell you the truth, I&#8217;m still high. We finished five hours ago but&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been in the zone ever since. Kinda like the first time you had sex. You jumped a hurdle, it felt so good, and the first thing that crossed your mind was&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I WANT TO DO IT AGAIN!<\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He was so NICE! The highlight of last year occurred&#8230; When I was at this surgeon&#8217;s house to see Leon Bridges, a benefit for MusiCares. I was not planning to go, but Lisa said it would end by 9:15, and there was no way I was gonna fall asleep before that. 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